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Quote by Jiggle
I know this topic has probably been covered many times but i wanted to explain why my ad has gone and will not be coming back sad
Friday a fem friend of mine rings me "OMG jess someone from uni has found your ad on SH and has distributed your pictures around uni!" me shock, horror, do i laugh? do i cry? how will i face these people again??? redface surprisedops:
Sadly these people have no concept of what swinging is about and no doubt think i'm some sort of cheap slapper in their narrow minded ways. Thoughts turn to revenge of the a###hole who did this, do i post his email address on some dodgy website? do i hunt him down and chop off his bollox evil
In the end simply sent very scathing and sarcastic email along the lines of " you ignorant immature twat",
Maybe i was niave in posting my face on my ad but there you go, live and learn ... fingers burnt and move on. Thanks to those people who supported me when i was in state of hysterical panic kiss

well you already know my thoughts about this....
sadly swinging is given a very bad press, and 90% of people don't really know the true deal with it... i have got to admit, when i first found the site i had some of those thoughts!.. the chatroom a portal for a quick shag.. but while chatting in there and making new friends i learnt that this is not the case, and that the people that swing are from all asspects of life, and lead lives that are as normall as everyone... just with one diferecne, they are open about sex, and see it as fun, and something to enjoy.
the other thing that is forgoten, it the community that comes with swinging. and that most of the people i have meet are more genuine and caring than half the people i have known most of my life. and i am more that privalaged to find them!..
your so called "friend" is an arsehole who should hopes i never cross his path!.
jiggle
Thanks jiggle your a hunny passionkiss i know i should hold my head up high and not be embarrassed by who i am or what i do but its very hard when there's whispering and sniggering going on :oops: I will just have to remember that the advantages of being part of a site like SH (such as meeting people like you) far away the disadvantages of having to deal with small minded individuals who don't understand in the 'real world'.
I know this topic has probably been covered many times but i wanted to explain why my ad has gone and will not be coming back sad
Friday a fem friend of mine rings me "OMG jess someone from uni has found your ad on SH and has distributed your pictures around uni!" me shock, horror, do i laugh? do i cry? how will i face these people again??? redface surprisedops:
Sadly these people have no concept of what swinging is about and no doubt think i'm some sort of cheap slapper in their narrow minded ways. Thoughts turn to revenge of the a###hole who did this, do i post his email address on some dodgy website? do i hunt him down and chop off his bollox evil
In the end simply sent very scathing and sarcastic email along the lines of " you ignorant immature twat",
Maybe i was niave in posting my face on my ad but there you go, live and learn ... fingers burnt and move on. Thanks to those people who supported me when i was in state of hysterical panic kiss
What floats my boat??
Hmmm either a man in a really nice suit or a suit jacket with tshirt and jeans hump
or a man in jeans with tight-ish white tshirt mmmmmmmmmmmm :inlove:
also have a slight issue when seeing a man with a hard-on contained in tight jeans - dunno why but it turns me legs to jelly every time, i just can't keep my hands to myself! passionkiss
i like to dress up in nice undies like most of the women on here - makes u feel sexy and more confident, though you would never find me in a mini skirt, i like to leave a little to the imagination - plus have thundering thighs not suited to short skirts! lol
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Somehow i doubt SH will be 'Jiggle free' by june but then would we really want it so??? biggrin
As for dietary advice - hmmm not from the man who eats takeaway for tea every nite and a mars bar for lunch :shock: we'd all end up far more jiggley than we started out!
Quote by blondeslave

The guys have the Threads about Football Matches and Cup Finals..... or League Finals.............. so I thought it was about time that us girls had a girlie thread.......
So.............. Lets have a chat about knitting, cooking, cleaning, ironing !!!

Have been asked to add Chocolate, Wine, Men to the list of things to chat about !

Knitting - er never tried and don't feel particually compelled to try
Cooking - i try but is most often a disaster sad
Cleaning - er er er
Ironin - as above
Chocolate - Yes please mmmmmmmm
Wine - Again yes yes please
Men - not fussed take em or leave em wink
Quote by skegnessswingers
Hello Blondeslave and welcome to SH :giggle:
I'm jess , 23 from kent biggrin
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Hiya Jess... nice new Avatar honey, but we think you really really ought to have this T-shirt instead.....


Skeggies you know me too well :giggle: ffs sake though if my tits were brains i'd be a fecking genuis !!
Hello Blondeslave and welcome to SH :giggle:
I'm jess , 23 from kent biggrin
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Misschief i just clicked on ur signature : my kinda guy - nearly made me wet me pants was laffing so hard :giggle:
Thank you for cheering me up and making my day a little brighter!
Now then budge over in that jacuzzi i'm getting in biggrin
Oooo i love this its the funniest thing ive seen for fecking ages :giggle:
Hmm interesting places ive had sex..... not overly interesting but once had sex on the front lawn of my mums house :shock: it was dark though! Also had sex in the janitors cupboard in a hospital woo hoo that was fun :giggle:
a few laybys too - most recently was busy enjoying meself on a sunny afternoon down a quiet country lane only to glance up to see large group of elderly ramblers strolling past the car rotflmao - did it put him off his stroke? did it hell! :twisted:
Hello sexysteph said i might be allowed to come to ya birthday - woo hoo!!! please put my name name biggrin :D
I'm thinking knock down the house and bungalow and put up a giant bouncy castle! woo hoo :happy:
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Me neither sad
Steve
sitting on hands trying desperately not to send steve a pm saying what a loverly bum i think he has sillyhwoar:
Hiya D & M,
Thanks i'd love to come to the party if thats ok biggrin
My ad in on my signature strip or i can send u a piccy if you prefer? Looking forward to it ;)
Jess xxxx
Hmmm just to ad my thoughts to this debate - ive had small cocks, ive had big cocks, i've had thin cocks, ive had thick cocks, (ooo errr i feel a song coming on here :karaoke: ) but far and away the best sex ive ever had was with a fella who had a normal sized cock but was Very Very good with it biggrin
edit note: this sounds like ive had tons of men which i in fact have not - i seem to have just had a good variety! lol
my worst snog was a fella who was had a very large tongue and seemed to think it was enough simply to ram in down my throat and leave it there :shock: :shock:
no crude jokes please - i know how easy it would be to swap the word 'tongue' for 'c##k' in that sentence!! lol
Hiya i missed out on slappers nite #1 so i'd love to come to this one if i may biggrin
Please put me down provisionally providing i can find enough pennies down the back of my sofa wink
I agree with ya rachel christina does look like she has her entire makeup bag on her face most of the time :shock:
Personally though i think if she could be persuaded to leave off the spade approach to makeup i'd still go for christina as she's dirttyyyyyyyyy rotflmao
I've just read this thread back to front so i'm sure i'm repeating something someone has already said. As a relative new comer i recently went to my first SH party and admitadly i had no little idea what to expect. I was apprehensive about being made to feel uncomfortable especially as i didnt really know anyone else there. I think theres also a certain amount of pressure to fit in with the regulars. As it turned out i was made to feel welcome and did not at any point experience the over - familiarity that others have discussed. I think its a good idea to maybe have the rules spelt out to people attending events and people breaking them should be dealt with in some respect. After all its a social gathering and not a free for all.
Anyway enough of my ramblings
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Ooo my worse phobia is....... caterpillas - daft but true :shock:
Also dont like heights - an ex of mine tried to propose to me when we were halfway up the effiel tower, think i spoiled the moment abit by having a panic attack and fainting! lol
Quote by westerross
I'm trying find a part of my anatomy that'll make a half decent avatar...... I may be sometime........

Toe? knee? elbow? Oooo i know - finger! inoffensive and slightly suggestive at the same time lol
Hmmm mens nipples - not overly fussed to be honest. Think it'd be off putting if they were bigger than mine though ewww :shock:
Happy to play with em though if required! Certainly would feel somewhat robbed if sexual partner neglected mine mad
I heard of a woman who got cum in her eye. Two weeks later she went to the doctors with an eye infection, he examined her and commented that she had traces of semen in her eye :shock: :shock:
A lesson to all us ladies - close your eyes!!! lol
Quote by smokerjim
Kevin Jay ????? ffs rolleyes

If your boy's called Kevin Jay, like mine then we is fated to get jiggy - so you'll send me a PM then,yeah? wink :wink:

I should think thats a big baby shaped reason for us not to get jiggy!! pmsl :giggle:
Quote by Jiggle
I'M NOT A CHAV !! cheeky mare!! lol lol lol
Your are so asking for it
Jiggle

Jiggle you protest too much! dont be ashamed - being a chav is something you should be proud of rotflmao its a real achievement