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Quote by fabio grooverider
jess... i know the motto is "anything with a pulse" but isn't this stretching it??? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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fabio :kick: :kick: :kick:
you're gonna be in sooo much trouble when i catch up with u!!
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Cum allergy?? nope never had it or heard of it before.......

You should go out with more aliens.

So i can experience cum rash?? not overly tempted but hey i've yet to meet an alien soo u never know ;)
Cum allergy?? nope never had it or heard of it before....... stubble rash from man who hasnt shaved yes ouch ouch - especially when er not on the er mouth :shock:
rotflmao
Scandal............wey hey hey (in a suggestive manner) smile definatley keep it - my vote goes for more eye candy male avatars biggrin
Quote by Jiggle
I have been offed a hedgehog, for my left big toe, from Sexy Jess!

Er exuse me jiggley bottom i think you'll find the deal was a small piece of cellotape for your big toe - anyway i may have to reconsider my offer since i found out you are a secret chav :giggle:
Means: Wealthy
Decade Popularity Rank
1900's 913
1910's 953
1920's >1000
1930's >1000
1940's 539
1950's 448
1960's 234
1970's 10
1980's 1
1990's 2
OOO i'm so popular - <feeling all smug> biggrin wish i was actually wealthy though as my name would suggest :cry:
Quote by Mr Ben and friends
5. Thou shall not leave a fellow dogger to the mercy of chavs

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
amen to that biggrin
Quote by Rainbows
Sexyjess - I found it biggrin
No horrid smelly cars and boys in here cool

Thank goodness for that rainbows :D dont u mean cars and smelly boys??? rotflmao
Quote by the_Laird
Did someone mention beer!!!
Barricades are my forte Will.................lets get to work mate

Barricades??? yeah ok that'll work cause we'll just get our tits out and we're in! lol
I can assure you that I dont THINK that would work Jess..........but go right ahead and prove us wrong :twisted:
Dammie
I reckon 11 finishers and Fee reckons 13 (but she's a girl and doesn't know any better!!)
bolt
stop being mean boys smackbottom i'll have a vodka and orange ta biggrin anyway wheres the MFZ???
Quote by the_Laird
Did someone mention beer!!!
Barricades are my forte Will.................lets get to work mate

Barricades??? yeah ok that'll work cause we'll just get our tits out and we're in! lol
oooo that sounds like so much fun!! i'd definately like to come but i dont have a tent :cry:
maybe someone could squeeze me in with them?? biggrin
Quote by little gem
people are gonna start thinking ive got a wedding fettish!

:uhoh: Erm.......... Jiggle honey sweetiepie darling........... hate to break it to you like this but you do!
Oh and by the way.... <slap>you tart! evil
The divorce papers are in the post!
lol
How is that for real life weddingy stuff ey! ;)
passionkiss
Ok jiggle definately has a wedding fetish - come on own up who else has he proposed to??? :lol: so far i have counted 4 women from SH - jiggle has aspirations of a harem i feel :giggle:
Quote by rachel-lane
one thing i will say jess is dont go for any tacky tattoos that you see on the flashes on display in the studios. most people go in for a tattoo without much thought, and pick something they later regret. find something personal, that means something important to you. look on the net, magazines, or any image thats different. the sleeve im working on is all my own work. its going to be there forever, so really take your time in finding something that reflects your personality

Thanks rachel-lane, i think i've found one that i like - its true that its got to personal to you i'd hate something that looked tacky ie jiggles suggestion of a panting naked black man! ffs!
Thanks for the suggestions - i will give em some thought biggrin somehow i dont think i'll be opting for the black panter or the naked man!! : :giggle:
Quote by Jiggle
i think a black panter is nice... the typ of on that is clawing up ya arm!
Jiggle

A black panter???? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Ok ive got a tatto on my lower back of a butterfly - i've had it for about 4yrs and now i want to celebrate my fairly recent singleton status by rebelling and getting another one (its becoming a tradition and you know if its traditional you gotta do it - because its tradition!) :grin:
My dilema - what and where?? dunno
Any suggestions gratefully received biggrin
Ooo little gem nice ad not that i was looking or anything <cough cough> :grin:
I've been really pissed off with ads this week - i finally decided to put one up and ive had tons of weirdos emailing me obscene things, ok maybe it was worth it for the comedy value lol
And ive had comments along the lines of 'you could park a bike in there' evil :evil:
I think ads are good to show people who you meet in the forum or chatroom who you are and what you're looking for - i dont hold out much hope for the rest rolleyes
Many happy Swinging Returns Jiggley Bottom biggrin On behalf of all the newbies that you've gone out of your way to make feel welcome - thanku wink
Save me some of ur SH anniversary cake though or they'll be trouble :twisted:
The chatroom i have found is either fantastic or shite depending on who is in there lol
If you go in - u take your chances, be brave and you might enjoy yourself wink
Hmmm sexual peak? i'd gone along with the thinking that it get better as u get older - soooo i'm thinking now i'm 23 and i've years left to perfect my style biggrin
Love ur new avatar blondeslave - jiggle did one for me too, think he may have an avatar fetish lol
Commenting on the thread my vote goes to more bums on avatars! wink
Hi charlie welcome to SH biggrin
Have fun but be warned this site is addicitive and u wont have a life anymore but you'll be in good company lol
I was born in September smile i think most of it is true although i'm certainly not sporty!! :shock:
& I'm not secretive - shh dont tell anyone its a secret lol
Quote by cool4catz
I had a recent reply to my ad saying "i dont want to meet you or anything - i just wanted to let you know i had a really good w***k over your pictures"
rotflmao

You didn't say what number your add was Jess! lol wink
You mean, you didn't realise it was her?
dammit i knew it was you scandal! think of a better chatup line :lol:
Theres certainly some strange people out there confused
I had a recent reply to my ad saying "i dont want to meet you or anything - i just wanted to let you know i had a really good w***k over your pictures"
rotflmao
Quote by dambuster
What about us that don't flirt ? lol :lol:

well you've never flirted with me! hurrumph rolleyes
hello please can you put my name down?? my birthday is in september so i've got to have as much fun as humanly possible in one month biggrin