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slapper_couple
1 month ago
Straight Male, 47
Bisexual Female, 43
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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Quote by mike48
Can we come pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
worship :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:
Vik & Dan xxxxx

Hi Vik & Dan
Glad to see you & Tameside_couple enjoyed yourselves last night
I look forward to meeting you both very soon
Welcome to the Munch smile
Hi
Yeah had a great time at wigan from what i remember drinkies
I have something else to now look forward to, so let the count down begin :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
See you at the munch
kiss
Just want to say a massive Thankyou to NWC, Jo, Lee and everyone else that helped out for making it a fantastic night.
It has been lovely to put faces to the names.
Sorry we had to leave early but Mr_slapper is still in bed unwell, and i feel great (and it was me doing the drinking) surpriseduch:
Blonde do remember me ??????? :giggle:
Thnakyou all again
Vik & Dan
XXXXXXXX
Can we come pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
worship :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:
Vik & Dan xxxxx
Quote by steveg_nw
Would love to come and inspect :thrilled:
But you do know its in the :small-print: that i can inspect anything i want :grin:

You have to be gentle with me though ....... I'm only delicate ....... ask Sam. rotflmao
Steve
ill be as delicate as a bull in a china shop :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
Quote by steveg_nw
And anyway steve, Have you washed them pots yet :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug:

Yep.
I've washed absolutely everything ......... would you like to do an inspection? :twisted:
Steve
Would love to come and inspect :thrilled:
But you do know its in the :small-print: that i can inspect anything i want :grin:
Quote by steveg_nw
4 hours 20 minutes to go :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Just had shower, still have nothing to wear and dan walking round like he has loads of time :giveup:

Only 3 1/2 hours to go now and you're still lurking around on here ........ Dan mate ........ when you're pacing round the bedroom later and Vikki is being fashionably late (as women usually are) then you'll know the reason why ........ accept no excuses!! :lol2:
Steve
Im not lurking around im still thinking what to wear :confused2: :confused2:
And dan says " she always late " :doh:
Quote by blonde
Oh Stevie, cooey, over here wink
Can you come and do some ironing for me while your at it (just so I can go and have a nice long shower) lol

He doesnt know what an iron looks like rolleyes
:giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
So, all the ironing round to slapper_couples !!! :bounce:

Me thinks im in trouble now as dans just walked back in to all this ironing :giveup:
Quote by blonde
:bounce: I'll take it that you are volunteering to wash up the breakfast things while I go in the shower then ?
kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Tsk .......... don't you girlies get taught anything about time management techniques ....... you're supposed to take the breakfast things into the shower with you so you can wash up at the same time!! :lol2:
Steve
Steven .................... have you been on that management course called "How to avoid flying breakfast dishes" ?
DUCK !!!!! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Me thinks steve is in trouble now, as you got you sunday name bolt
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Oh Stevie, cooey, over here wink
Can you come and do some ironing for me while your at it (just so I can go and have a nice long shower) lol

Bring the ironing here, dans doing ours as he dont trust me so a few extra wont hurt innocent
Quote by blonde
4 hours 20 minutes to go :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Just had shower, still have nothing to wear and dan walking round like he has loads of time :giveup:

He does have loads of time ........ about 4 hours and 20 minutes of it. No need for us guys to start getting ready for another 4 hours.
Steve
:bounce: I'll take it that you are volunteering to wash up the breakfast things while I go in the shower then ?
kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Can you please come and wash mine up steve :giggle:
4 hours 20 minutes to go :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Just had shower, still have nothing to wear and dan walking round like he has loads of time :giveup:
nope mrs_slapper still moaning she has nothing to wear and mr_slapper making the most of alcohol tonight as driving now 2morrow.
But Still looking forward to meeting sexy peeps behind the names XXXXXX
:thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
20 hours and 45 minutes :bounce: :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
Awwwwwwwww why carnt i get a baby sitter.
we would have come :cry:
have fun if you do go xxxxxxxx
Quote by mik69
OMG hotel ......... me thinks mr s is gonna be a bit angry with me was ment to book that about hmmmmmmmmmm 3 weeks ago
:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
Well i'll just say it wasn't me
Vikki xx

Don't worry I didn't book mine untill last week so i'm sure there is loads still available smile
It is Wigan after all I don't think they get many out of towners bolt
DOH no rooms left hehehehe
OMG hotel ......... me thinks mr s is gonna be a bit angry with me was ment to book that about hmmmmmmmmmm 3 weeks ago
:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
Well i'll just say it wasn't me
Vikki xx
Quote by cheekychimp
Not sure what the animals one was.
But i miss the chimps, Bring back the chimps :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Vikki xxx

Someone call........ wink
CheekyChimp...... cool
Wasn't the chimp i ment but .................. hey sexy little chimp :inlove:
....... kiss ......
Is that all i get a little kiss was hoping for more of a 69position whip hump
rotflmao .......you can have plenty of blast smackbottom :hump: ..when ever you ...x
Grabs coat hehehe i think i pulled :thrilled: :bounce: :thrilled: :bounce: :thrilled:
Quote by blonde
:shock: .................. I dont/cant look under the bed ........... that would be far too scary !
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Get the man to do it,i just say if im up all night worried then you'll be up with me, he soon looks then lol
Quote by cheekychimp
Not sure what the animals one was.
But i miss the chimps, Bring back the chimps :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Vikki xxx

Someone call........ wink
CheekyChimp...... cool
Wasn't the chimp i ment but .................. hey sexy little chimp :inlove:
....... kiss ......
Is that all i get a little kiss was hoping for more of a 69position whip hump
Quote by cheekychimp
Not sure what the animals one was.
But i miss the chimps, Bring back the chimps :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Vikki xxx

Someone call........ wink
CheekyChimp...... cool
Wasn't the chimp i ment but .................. hey sexy little chimp :inlove:
Not sure what the animals one was.
But i miss the chimps, Bring back the chimps :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Vikki xxx
Quote by blonde
When I was a child .......... I was scared of being in my bedroom at night ........... used to think Monsters were hiding under my bed .............. so .............. I would run into the room and take a flying leap on the bed ............. so that the Monsters couldnt grab my ankles as I got into bed. loon
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Im so glad i am not the only one who did/does that :scared:
Really ???? U r not just saying that to make me feel more "normal" are you ?
kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

No hunni I'm not just saying it to make you feel normal.
I really did well still do look under the bed before I sleep
:embarrased2:
Vikki xxxxxx
Quote by blonde
When I was a child .......... I was scared of being in my bedroom at night ........... used to think Monsters were hiding under my bed .............. so .............. I would run into the room and take a flying leap on the bed ............. so that the Monsters couldnt grab my ankles as I got into bed. loon
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Im so glad i am not the only one who did/does that :scared:
Quote by ropesteel
Hey you two, can I cum on my Bike?

You dont want to do that, the seat will get sticky :sticky:
Vikki xxx
What scared me was "the ankle grabber" was told that if i danggled my legs over the edge of the bed he would pull me in and eat me.
Now im just waiting for mr s to grab my ankles and eat me :angel:
Vikki xxx
Hi, can we have both names ie mr & mrs slapper and real names under that, dont want to be called slapper al night LOL. (shhhhhhh i know its true hehehe redface )
Hope thats ok if not just do whatever you thinks best.
Thanks
Vikki xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Can we have mr slapper and mrs slapper on ours pretty pretty please or should we have our names, not sure lol
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Can we come if you still have any spaces xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx please

Your on the list wink :wink:
Thankyou very much, we are looking forward to meeting everyone xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx