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stifflaxxx
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 74
Straight Female
0 miles · Staffordshire
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answers i hope are
odd one out
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photo ads
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12 mins shagging
word that does not belong
penetration
put words in groups of 3
??? did not answer
all got in common
sex toys
johnnys johnnys
42 ones she'd like
does not belong
elimination
watch the clock
4:10 secs
odd one out
pekirp
how late will he be
33 mins late
who fucked donald
fuck knows who did fuck him
lol
odd one out
tempuletes
pairs
bed covers
falvoured condom
gang bang
massage oil
genital warts
french knickers
shaved balls
bondage tape
photo ads
fury cup
hard cock
12 mins shagging
word that does not belong
penetration
put words in groups of 3
??? did not answer
all got in common
sex toys
johnnys johnnys
42 ones she'd like
does not belong
elimination
watch the clock
4:10 secs
odd one out
pekirp
how late will he be
33 mins late
who fucked donald
fuck knows who did fuck him
lol
Quote by celtic_passion
Silly Q I know but hey why not
I'm at it at least 3 times a day which I think might be a bit much. I have sex about 5/6 times a week on top of this.
is this normal or am I messed up?
I have sex with my wife when i get up in the morning, after breakfast she gives me a blowjob, then on my way to work i usually stop at a petrol station and grab a coffee, whilst i am there the girl on duty gives me a blowjob too. When i get to work the front office girl takes me into the supply cupboard and we have a bit in there, during morning coffee break we are at it again, come lunchtime i go to the pub for a spot of lunch and a good bonk with the barmaid, after afternoon fag break front office girl and i have another go, back home in the evening the wife usually greets me with another blowjob. When we hit the hay we usually have another 2 or 3 goes at it. Mind you i am thinking of going to see the doctor. I find that when i have a wank it hurts :giggle:
LMFAO @ THAT
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: i have nymphawankermania i constantly wank all day every day as well as sex at least 6 days a week my hands and arms are like lead when im not wanking my hands shake constantly its got so bad that people when im walking down the street give me dirty looks and have even chased me as they think im calling them a wanker.
the doctor said i should grow out of it but that was 18 years ago
i have muscles like arnie in commando but the rest of my body is puny, but my god ive always got a smile
the doctor said i should grow out of it but that was 18 years ago
i have muscles like arnie in commando but the rest of my body is puny, but my god ive always got a smile
MEN ARE BETTER FRIENDS
Women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she
tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night.
The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends, and none of them confirms
that.
Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very
next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night.
So the wife calls 10 of his best friends : 5 of them confirm that he
stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he
still is there with them !
Conclusion:
Men are better friends !!!!
Women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she
tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night.
The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends, and none of them confirms
that.
Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very
next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night.
So the wife calls 10 of his best friends : 5 of them confirm that he
stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he
still is there with them !
Conclusion:
Men are better friends !!!!
THE 5 MOST IMPORTANT THINGS TO A GOOD RELATIONSHIP
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who
cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who
doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who cares you always and
whom u like to be with when u r alone
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the last 'n' most imp. one.................
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5. It's very, very important that these four women don't
know each other.
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who
cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who
doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who cares you always and
whom u like to be with when u r alone
.
.
.
.
the last 'n' most imp. one.................
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5. It's very, very important that these four women don't
know each other.
i hope 
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing football without shin pads.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
BUTT (but) n.
female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
male: good for mooning.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing football without shin pads.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
BUTT (but) n.
female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
male: good for mooning.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.
1. A man will pay for a item he wants. A woman will pay for a item that she doesn't want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
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2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
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