stifflaxxx's Profile

12 Jan 2006

yes tie a knot at the base then go at it none stop :twisted:

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12 Jan 2006

i like to have loads of goes and be good at it every time wink

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12 Jan 2006

273 now getting better hehe
274.2
wait till on the top tip of ramp and loose
281.4

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12 Jan 2006

1st go lol
269.8 2nd go

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12 Jan 2006

i see you must all be washing your hair then lol lol

or shaving it wink

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12 Jan 2006

i am on the list to go so if any females wish to be accompanied by well mannered guy ;-) then drop me a pm so we can get aquainted before hand.
stifflax

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5 Jan 2006

lie down gal let me push it up push it up lie down (heard it some where) ?? confused

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5 Jan 2006

lie down gal let me push it up push it up lie down (heard it some where) ?? confused

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4 Jan 2006

blue xxx moon(ie) lol

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20 Dec 2005

cant wait only weeks away :P

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16 Dec 2005

new to the art of camming check our profile we will be online tonight please pm for msn addy looking for couple or female only prefrebly around our age if possible please pm and let us know
cheers
j+s

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14 Oct 2005

shit with egg on is a deffo no no for me lol

gammon cant stand it

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14 Oct 2005

meeeeeeeee i am wink

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13 Oct 2005

buckfast
a new position??
lol its a gr8 tasting alchie drink

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13 Oct 2005

Quote by devondelight

Don't squirt if we're in a "standard" 69er.
It goes up my nose and hurts my eyes ??????????

Is that what is meant by the phrase 'fountain of youth' :giggle:
DD
maybe the "fountain" could be bottled and sold as anti asgeing creme :silly:

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13 Oct 2005

Quote by dambuster
you cannot lie me in the bath and try to surf my body as you may hurt my back ?

Don't squirt if we're in a "standard" 69er.
It goes up my nose and hurts my eyes ??????????
you could always wear swimming goggles and a nose piece pmsl bring a whole new meaning to sexy swim wear :lol:

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13 Oct 2005

yes NN i am losing the plot must be the stress at work keep lifting my fingers to type and the pen to write with flipa

lol

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13 Oct 2005

you cannot lie me in the bath and try to surf my body as you may hurt my back ? lol

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13 Oct 2005

i used a bic razor to me tatties and need i say i no longer have to shave my genital area as i have none left lol

teach me for being a cheap skate lol
nah i use nivea and mach 3 cool

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12 Oct 2005

it all sounds good ta me cool

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11 Oct 2005

thanks dreamer
much appreciated babes x
stifflax

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7 Oct 2005

i got a spare prick to borrow you to use on it, its called my boss lol

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7 Oct 2005

louise it has pedals so one doesnt feel left out just watching they can actually take an active roll in the fun lol

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7 Oct 2005

so thats liver , baguette , melon , pencil i need to purchase any more ?lol
jamie oliver eat your heart out eh
i'd rather just stick it in a chinky wink

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7 Oct 2005

have a drunken tommy tank with the beer in you, you will last all nite lol alternatively give her some redbull tell her theres vodka in it but dont put any in result a sober hypo woman mmmm refreshing lol

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7 Oct 2005

chaz and dave did for music what Labour has done for this country fxxk it up smile

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7 Oct 2005

lmfao yeah tis a little lol

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7 Oct 2005

why the fxxk did i but a drink for the missus it was the most expensive wine a man could buy lol

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7 Oct 2005

i have just been given a wonderful recipe to a homemade sex device
rip the insides out of a french stick stuff with liver and hey presto thanks for the advice NN which i will try out when i go shopping next is there any more bizzarre ones lurking in the mysteries of your minds lmao
and not the apple pie one i tried that but choked on a pube when eating it after lol

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7 Oct 2005

yeah NN does that model come with or without tampon ewww lol

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