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stifflaxxx
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 74
Straight Female
0 miles · Staffordshire

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do you cook it afterwards NN and eat it ??
and would adding onions and gravy to the liver make it feel more realistic lol
and just to add i was left wondering is there one made with a love tunnel the women get all the frills tut tut lol
talking of mixing one of them beasts where made out of a mixer with a few attatchments cant believe im laughing at my desk while typing this thinking bout that programme the office will think ive gone maaaaad confused
just wondering aswell how ebay came to find the item for you lmao by mistake i bet you where looking for a fax machine hit the wrong keys eh? wink
i had to laugh at a programme on tv one night this week it was about sex machines doing the job a man could never do etc ........ well i know of one thing it definately cant do and thats fetch the drinks from the bar lol
only meeeeeeeeeee again
i am free most weekends and sometimes in the week can you add me to your list when you generate one i am definately up for a laff and good timez not too far from chase / cannock would give me an opportunity to meet some of the peeps behind the avatars aswell
cool stifflax
i reckon nothing would come of it but maybe something could rise for the occsion wink
yeah i'd b up for it m8
and steph i could pick you up but you'd have to make own way home be hung over and over limit for days after <<<likes a drink thirsty or not lol
ive used one and she thought it was great thick and rock hard but the ring looked nothing like eagersluts OUCH lol how the hell you get them off is beyond me mine was tight rubber and i struggled let alone using metal ones :shock:
good point N N but the ladies could always meet beforehand and are there really pushy types couldnt see the point myself mind you im too laid back to be pushy cool
All i was trying to get over was that theres fun to be had going as a pair (couple sounds as though you are together i spose)
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dreamer if i can get someone to vouch for me what is the deadline date for me to be able to do this in order to be invited ??
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oh come on ladies get it on with one of us to go as a couple tut tut and i thought they'd be queing up lol cool
theres enough of you to turn up with us gentlemen as a couple so get typing and meeting
x
wouldnt mind a first time sexperience but who can vouch?
if i find someone you know would i be invited ?
m 27 fit good looking etc.................
cool
stifflaxxx Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 5:15 pm Post subject:
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thnx m8
sorry its that im just used to texting which would have read:
srry its tht im jst used 2 txtin
got to get used to typing it all out in full i spose thanks for the advice
duncan youve seen a transvestite who racked up 75000 debt ????
oh sorry i read between the lines again lol
i have pm'd the host to which i need to be "verifyed" in order to be invited but finding it difficult to find some one to lol
hi all im not an impatient person(or i dont think i am) but it dont arf take ages to get someone to have a good chat to on sh chat room have any of you successfully met peeps from actually getting to know them from the chat room?
Also im in need of verifying for west mids munch so if anyone might like to get to know me better please send a pm im 27 yr old discreet fit 100% genuine person up for a good laff or 2
stiffla x
i'd rather lights camera and action jackson rather than sit it out :shock: <<< like this lol
i am trying to find a meet with someone as i havent seen anyone from this site sadly yet then maybe i can get recognised and join in with the fun
any offers sad
is there any females willing to team up to go as a couple then ?? if you would like to find out more about me and vice versa get pm'ing smile dont leave it too late
stef