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stuartssecret
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Staffordshire

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Yeah thats a good call actually. The trouble for me is i work most weekends so often i can't get to the socials. I have some free time over the next couple of months so thats where the party idea came from. Will have to re-think-me-thinks! Thanks for the message though.
Hello! I'm planning a party at my house and was looking for some advice from anyone who's hosted such an event. I'm a single guy with only a couple of contacts on here so if anyone has any do's and don't's then i'm all ears. Cheers in advance. wink
Thats far too clever for someone like me to understand confused I'll try it next time then. Cheers for pointing me in the right direction kid.
Bang to rights guvnor,not much gets past you eh?
Wanted to refresh it back to the front page and this was the only way i knew how too.
Hi,i'm a 6ft2in good looking male and i'm staying at the hotel above so was wondering if any ladies/couples/groups wanted some fun before jetting off on hols.I'm fit and healthy with a nice muscley body,very clean,non pushy and respectfull of everyones experienced and not a timewaster. Don't mind filming,video,join in-whatever,this could be a good night,if you play your cards right! ( right Brucie fans?)Member on here since 2004,other people on here i've met will vouch for me as the real for reading.
Hi,i'm a 6ft2in good looking male and i'm staying at the hotel above so was wondering if any ladies/couples/groups wanted some fun before jetting off on hols.I'm fit and healthy with a nice muscley body,very clean,non pushy and respectfull of everyones experienced and not a timewaster. Don't mind filming,video,join in-whatever,this could be a good night,if you play your cards right! ( right Brucie fans?)Member on here since 2004,other people on here i've met will vouch for me as the real for reading.
Hiya,just wanting to get my weekend sorted and wanting to know if any single females,couples need my company for the day/evening? Would quite fancy a laid back,fun evening with a few scoops and some fooling around at a leisurely pace-no rush. A party invite would be top notch too if there's any going at this short notice?
Thanks for reading,hope you have a good weekend too.
P.S. Mids/North West prefered but don't mind travelling for the right people.
Hi,just wondering if any of you lovely peeps are boarding the Ocean Village cruise ship for the Atlantic crossing 2nd November till the 9th?
Doh! Does everyone have days like these?
After much tweeking(i love doing that)i've sussed it.
...Think its working now..... rolleyes
Ha ha,2 gentlemen amongst our brethren. Thanks guys,all's working fine now. lol
Howdy doody to you too sir! smile
Hiya good luck it's a nice polite post...........but the reason I'm here is, your signature the reason its not working (the link) is because you need to replace these ( ) with these then it should link just fine :thumbup:
Wise words mate,cheers. I've done what you said but it still ain't working? Bleeding hopeless aren't i?
Heeeeeellllooooo! At a loose end tonight(29thSept)and was wondering if there are any ladies/couples/parties that require the attention of a single,tall,slim male. I have a couple of adds running and a profile on here since Nov 04 so i'm genuine and NOT a timewaster!
Anyway,check them out and get in touch if interested.
Cheers all,have a good weekend. wink
Hi,just wondering if any of you lovely peeps are boarding the Ocean Village cruise ship for the Atlantic crossing 2nd November till the 9th?
Quote by H-x
Are you assuming you are alone in this?
I arranged a meet last Sunday and the guy never showed. Do you hear me complaining? (well apart from that little bit) It happens, personally I think you should treat people as you expect to get treated. But not every one thinks the same.
H.x

No i'm not alone in the people i've met have had countless experiences of "no shows" i'm just perplexed as to why some people are like that as it is so far removed from how i think. Just having a rant thats all,i'm fine now rolleyes
Been on this site for a year or so and i've been lucky enough to have had a few fab experiences but this last week takes the biscuit! Sorted out(or so i thought)3 definite meets. All sounded really nice ladies,we exchanged emails then mobile numbers,text,spoke and arranged the meet then...yep,you guessed it-nothing!
I always follow the original conversation up with a customery day before"you still ok for tomorrow"call,text,email etc and they can't be arsed to reply and just become the ignorant timewasters they all all wanted to avoid in the first place!! How is this possible? Surely we are all here for more or less the same thing so why piss about with it? I've never felt the urge to mess anybody around,if i say i'm gonna be there at a certain time then i will be there. I realise people get cold feet from time to time but it's just plain rude not to reply to someone when you've taken the time to arrange something with?
Ah well,rant over with now,thanks for reading and have a good weekend.
Hi all,haven't been on the site for a while as i've been working abroad but since i have returned the site has had a swanky new coat of paint and is it me or do i have to re-register or pay up front for certain uses to parts of the site? Such as,looking at the photos in the photo ads section,if i want to save a certain lovely ladies pic it won't let me now ,just goes to a "viewed 600 times" message. And emails are restricted too aren't they? Some messages pop up saying "not a full member" so you can't get in touch? Well,how do you now register for everything to work properly??? Any advice on the above would be most greatfull. Cheers all,Stu.
sad bugger,damn,blast,sh*t,feck,arse!! Crewe is nay but a cock stride from where i live and i would have loved to have had the chance to be invited but i'm sodding working that weekend mad
If the plans change put a new post up as i'd love to come(i'd even bring enough booze i could carry)otherwise hope you have a great time cos swinging's alive in 2005!
Well i actually make a living as a lookalike! I aint telling which one but if i cut my hair and grew a moustache i'd be the spit of Peter Sellers...not now Cato!!!
Wise words mate could not have put it better myself,top stuff. I've been doing this swinging/dogging lark for about a year and count myself as one of the good guys,genuine if you like and i've only had a couple of experiences in that time but i think part of the fascination with it is the anticipation that maybe tomorrow something "nice" will happen,thats what keeps me hooked.
Sorry,ive thanked everyone who replyed to me yesterday under the "New kid on the block" headline and posted it as a reply to my own message..doh! :doh: so sorry about that but hey,i'm new around here! But check it out cos i appreciate you lot taking the time out to write,cheers. biggrin
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU to all those people who replied to me yesterday and welcomed me onboard the good ship Swingingheaven...ta! biggrin Especially like the quotes from lazeeboy " ...need the voice of sanity..find another site!" and SunBunny-your so right about the "loving bossoms"yours look fab! wink I'm based in the Midlands but travel all over the UK and abroad with my job and if i told you my secret,it wouldn't be a secret anymore rolleyes
From tuesday next week i'll be away"working" :P in the Caribbean of all places so i won't be able to check out whats going on with you lovely people so try not to have too much fun without me :roll: hope the Satin/Bluexxx party goes well oop north and the planned munches i'm missing (need to get to one of them!)go er,swingingly :wink: .Have fun everyone and thanks. :D
Ah good afternoon all,i've finally arrived at Swinging Heaven biggrin i'm stuart and basically i'm looking for as much kinky action as i can get with all you lovely ladies,couples,groups,parties etc but i'm not looking for any male/male stuff,sorry to dissapoint you guys cos i know you all want me!...I am a very cheeky little devil too and will take the piss at every oppourtunity and expect the same in return. I've put a profile on here too so check it out and embrace me into your loving bosom wink of kinkyness and let the good times roll!