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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by Libra+Love
Have I got it all wrong?

no, looks perfectly good from here
take a picture of your spunk then superimpose it on your wifes tits
nice pic red, i'll also help out if any 1 needs an animated pic
only 1 last thing to remember, just dont send the unblurred 1 out by mistake
a good chip is a good chip,
but is it not what u put on or around your chip that makes it a regional dish
tk, brown sause , mint sause, bread, gravy, curry sause, deep fried mars bar etc,,
what do u put on your chips
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Okay!! Time to fess up!!
Bailiffs started a thread about why they have not received any replies to their ad. In a moment of weakness I thought I would do a URL for them to put into their signature, linking to their ad.
When I tested the link I had intended to preview it, using their thread, but having a MISSCHIEF moment, I posted it instead. My MISSCHIEF tendancies increased then, and I panicked, hitting the delete button in an embarrassing frenzy!! :shock: redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
This of course deleted the post, but then, to my horror, I realised I had pressed the wrong Delete Button and had deleted the whole thread. :shock: :shock: :shock:
I then had to send a series of apologetic PMs in order that they didn't think I was having a Power Crazy moment!! :oops: :oops: :oops: lol :lol: :lol:
I'll get m'coat!! bolt

dont you just luv them moments when they happen to yourself, usually a couple of days later mind you!!!!
a bloke always likes a girl with small hands, makes his dick look bigger!!!
Anyone got an more top tips
Give up smoking by sticking one cigarette from each new pack up a fat
friend's arse, filter first, then replacing it in the box. The
possibility of putting that one in your mouth will put you off
smoking any of them.
Quote by justwilliam42
Been shopping in our local Asda with nothing underneath my coat for a dare by Mr Sussex2 (Kept the coat done up though). Did feel strange, and was careful how I bent over. As I walked pass the guys kept thinking if only you know what I had on under my coat (or more didn’t have on). Would of been interesting if the security guy on the door asked if he could do a body search.
Challenged Mr Sussex2 to do the same, but he said it would not look right a bloke showing bear legs under a coat in the winter
Sussex2

the answered to this is 2 get a pair of trousers and cut them of at top and put elastic in each leg so it looks if you have trousers on biggrin
any1 ever done a top tips thread, could be a top thread
Quote by KcKat
Hey,
Anyone got any ideas on how best to treat carpet burns on nipples? dunno
Ouch redface surprisedops: :oops:
Kitty xx

1 small question if not to personal
how did u manage it
Um...........er............... :oops: :oops: :oops:
Well it involved some :cheers: then some 69position followed by some hump
Now I'm :upset: and ES has had lots of smackbottom

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
say no more, i recommend the plastic tops from iced coffee cups and if the nipples poke right through the hole, a bit of gaffer tape
Quote by KcKat
Hey,
Anyone got any ideas on how best to treat carpet burns on nipples? dunno
Ouch redface surprisedops: :oops:
Kitty xx

1 small question if not to personal
how did u manage it