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the_tongue
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 125
Bisexual Female, 122
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by well_busty_babe
i am hidden.. though it has not stopped me having meets or getting to know people.
infact.. the only thing it seems to have stopped are the unwated pm's from onetime posters who come on looking for a victim for imediate fun.
i dont think it is sneaky at all.....infact i would go so far as to say its irellevent!

I never get pms hardly sad
It was really good to meet you both last night,even with your trials and tribulations.
Hope you get the car sorted soon so we can see you both again.
Glad you had a good time carrieann,you should try some of the other clubs out too
Quote by MrFC
Joined a mob of blokes and one in particular kept telling me....'I'm yah mother now'.
And you know what he was.....provided everything me and the lads required, and in return we did our duty worship

I did the same at the tender age of 16 1/2 and never lived at home since.I do see my parents dropped in on the way back from Surrey today and saw my nan too(shes been poorly lately).
Quote by dazandlou
Werent we all?????? lol

Of what i could remember,yes you were Lou :lol: drinkies It was really nice to meet you and Daz last night.
Quote by MISSCHIEF
I'm still laughing at a poor bloke I was talking to. I looked across at him, he pulled his stomach in and his towel dropped off!! Uncontrolable giggles from me rotflmao poor sod was really embarrassed :rotflmao:

Did his tent fall down then ?
Good news all sorted now XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX WBB XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.
Finally a big thank you to well_busty_babe for putting me to bed last night as i gather i was rather drunk passionkiss
Quote by Tigger-Steve
LOL.... print it n stick it on the wall hun. xxx
(where did u get it from cos i want one lmao)

I want 1 too,can you buy them anywhere?
Ive noticed a few like that recently,there seems to be an upsurge in the use of mailboxes in the women for men section.I was eventually diverted to a paysite which i promptly got rid off.
Quote by tallnhairy
Sorry, but where are you supposed to get a condom for that???
Not safe, not playing...

You have to have them specially cost me a bloody fortune lol
Ive done both and have enjoyed both immensely wink
I might add that some off the 1 offs havent become 2 or more offs due to various different reasons,unavailability etc
Congrats PaulnSusie,i myself have just gone through 800 and didnt even realise at the time.
Does anybody know where i can get tested cos i havent got a clue what mine is?
Happy 610th Birthday Mal m8 lol
Only joking,have a good 1 and save some wine and women for the rest of us wink
Quote by Wilki
Sorry to be blunt but i had a overnight meeting with a couple in south yorks,last week, and thru the evening the lady got a massager out and within 2 or 3 minutes spurt. realy strange to see.
Anyone else whitnessed this phinominon, mind blowing

Ive met a few females from this site that theres no way im telling you who they are.I do find it very horny to see.
Poored down all day,but very suprisingly no power cuts which makes a change for round here cool
Quote by bluexxx
Hey hey, I told him I wanted a shag, that's all lol

I`d like a shag too wink, can i have 1 if i join this site please ? :lol:
OOooops aplogies Steve,thats not good news m8.I`ll just have to send well_busty_babe around to brighten your days up m8, wink
Quote by bluexxx
Hey, how cool am I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The latest person to log on is one I've acquired from another site......
I've done the task in no time at all..... he has sent me a PM as proof that he's here!
Oh I'm soooooooooooooooooo chuffed with myself! I had to lie a bit to get him here, but I've DONE IT!!!!!!
Mal, eat your heart out!!!!!!
cool 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)

did you twist him round your little finger Blue or peform devilish martial arts throws,kicks and holds on him so that he was forced to come here under fear of death?
Awwwww Clare thats really bad news,if theres anything any of us can do to brighten your shout wink
Quote by clarensteve

Im sure id enjoy the attention that you give me Clare wink

Aahhh does that mean you want your own tasks???? lol :lol:
Clare,xxx
:wink:
Depends on the tasks Clare and as long as i can perform then in a bedroom i might just take the challenge on.
Quote by clarensteve
Poor Mal,be gentle Busty,let him carry on (if just for the sake of entertainment perposes!)
Clare,xxx
wink

lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Do you like to see people suffer or what Clare ?
Im disgusted that you'd think that,
(even if it is true!!!!)
Mal's not suffering,i recon he's enjoying all the attention!!!
Clare,xxx
:wink:
Im sure id enjoy the attention that you give me Clare :wink:
All this heat is making me very horny,but i awoke this morning and it absolutely bucketing down sad im not impressed at all.
Quote by clarensteve
Poor Mal,be gentle Busty,let him carry on (if just for the sake of entertainment perposes!)
Clare,xxx
wink

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Do you like to see people suffer or what Clare ?
!st impressions hmmmmmmmm.
Chatted on here and arranged to meet up the following night,
Made a bollocks of the directions almost lol
I stop the car to pick her up,and she gets in and then rrrrrriiiiiiiippppppppppppp as she sits down.I pull away trying not to laugh.
We finally arrive at where we are going and its time to inspect the OMG her dress has split all the way up virtually to the top of her bum.
It was a great first impression and we are still together so that says something wink
Too true Rocky btw hears a razor you are looking a little hairy today lol
Ask people who you know Juliett if they have meet so and so and then take it from there.
Depends on a no of factors for hotter it is ,the hornier i am so therefore i want more orgasms.