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the_tongue
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 125
Bisexual Female, 122
0 miles · Greater London

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OOOOOOO its just so horny,end of story
Thats as long as its clean,nothing worse ewwwwww !!!!!
Lol,first post for typed 1 handed and its all Deans off the lorry onto concrete = broken wrist and elbow owwwwww :cry:
Hi everyone,
Well the big day has arrived and its only 4hrs to go before we are married lol
So very shortly there will be a Mr and Mrs Tongue or a Mr and Mrs WBB cool .
Quote by Freckledbird
Excuse me Miss Busty
But is there any chance of me coming to this reception do thingy please

I think you might need someone to vouch for you lol
Is that like a luncheon voucher ?
Excuse me Miss Busty
But is there any chance of me coming to this reception do thingy please
Ive found that most Americans are far more vocal with regard to their religious beliefs.
Martin Luther Kings close friend Rev Jesse Jackson stood as a candidate for leadership of one of the parties
But politicians in the UK are seen at religious events(rememberance day service)etc
Its seen as a duty to attend events such as that
You pervert !!!!!!!
I have a snooze and look what your upto
Next thing you`ll be going on swinging sites lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by the_tongue
i could go on telly and admit it.

As long as i had my voiced passed through a distorter first and was allowed to wear a Ronald Reagan rubber mask lol
Quote by chesty_bird
in one word
NO

I thought not,although we quiet exhibitionist at times,i could go on telly and admit it.
Does anybody watch family forensics on Living tv ?
Did you see last nights (Monday) ?
The couple featured were from Stoke,and had been swingers until private detective searched the computer and low and behold found evidence that they had visited swinging sites.
They had an advert on SH,we could tell by the layout and colouring of the page shown.
Would you be prepared to let people go through your house for the sake of television?
Would you admit on television that you were a swinger?
Id definately be interested provided we arent away on holiday.I bet i`ll have the caddy with the biggest bust wink
well just turned it on, whilst we are gtting in bed. will listen for an hour maybe.. but not waiting all night for him to tell me i am a pervert! lol
ok, so it is early days, despite the fact that all our deleted pms are back, we are forced to reveal not only our ages, but also where we live, and the fact that we keep getting erros, its looking quite nice on here.
are you looking forward to what changes come about, or are you praying they will realise the error of their ways and put everything back?
is there no way we can hide our postcodes?>
i for one am not wanting all and dundy to know what tiny bit of the world we live in!!!
A guy i used to go to school with went to SMU and was involved with the Cowboys and the 49ers.I think he also played in the Canadian again he was a bloody huge guy who was fit as hell.
Apparently he is the head track and field coach at Stanford university at the moment
Quote by makingcocoa
WBB, so good to finally meet you honey, you looked hot in your belly dancing outfit! lots of love to Mr WBB too.

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I dont think ive ever been refered to as Mr WBB,i think my gorgeous other half should be called Mrs Tongue anyway.
And shock horror dont faint all at once,the lovely WBB asked ME to stop walking her around Meadowhall shopping centre on Sunday morning.
Has the world greatest shopaholic quit ????
sorry that we had to leave quite early but we had a GREAT time.
am not into listing the names of everyone we met, but it was great to catch up with good mates and meet new people.
once again - happy birthday marc, roll on your next one! wink
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Go in a week or two's time so we can have a natter biggrin

Is that natter or nutter ???? lol
I remember seeing a programme a while back where a couple went to this guy and he moulded the guys produced a vibrator from the the mould lol ,he also did a cast of the ladys clit and produced a silver necklace for the guy to wear.
All rather good that,1 draw back guy who did the casting lived in Holland as far as i can remember :cry:
Im sure some people on here must have seen the same thing and might be able to throw more light on the subject.
A belated Happy Birthday from both of you had a great time doing what ever you were doing lol :lol:
Quote by well_busty_babe
i dont need escorting! rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:

Does that mean you are open to mondeoing,fiestaing or granadaing ? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
After a mad day and some bizarre calculations ive worked out that its mine and WBB`s 550th anniversary today.
And before any of you start saying "oh well you look your age" lol Its 550 days which equatates to just over 18 months.
Love you loads Babe xxxxxxxxxxx

i was just thinking you did look your age :lol: :lol:
You are sooooo cheeky i should smackbottom
After a mad day and some bizarre calculations ive worked out that its mine and WBB`s 550th anniversary today.
And before any of you start saying "oh well you look your age" lol Its 550 days which equates to just over 18 months.
Love you loads Babe xxxxxxxxxxx