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the_tongue
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 125
Bisexual Female, 122
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by bluexxx
BTW Tongue, your umbrella is still safe redface wink lol

No wonder our outfits keep getting ruined by the acid rain :lol:
If you use it dont forget to tape over the L & B bits,no cigarette advertising :lol:
Quote by Dino.
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I think the real ashes are in a glass case at Lords because they are so fragile and the ones presented are a replica dunno not 100% sure tho.
They are,in fact since their inception they have only ever been to Australia once.
Its a bit like the Americas cup trophy,it was bolted down in the cabinet it was kept in the US lol
What a great series though,even for people who dont really like cricket.
Whats next for Australia ? are they going to lose to us at Rugby League as well ? That would make a very good hat trick :lol:
Quote by willxx69
The cost of fuel in this country is indeed an absolute disgrace. What really made my blood boil is hearing a Treasury spokesman on Radio 4 last week dismiss the critics on fuel prices by saying that "More than half the fuel used in the UK attracts little or no duty at all." He went on to say that, therefore, reducing the duty wouldn't make much difference!!
Now, in terms of TOTAL fuel used, he is correct. But only because aviation fuel doesn't attract duty (and agricultural fuel is quite rightly taxed at a drastically reduced rate). However, to anyone who wasn't aware of the background it would have sounded as if the fuel we use in our everyday lives is not heavily taxed. This, of course, is absolute codswallop! After all, most of us don't use aviation fuel to run our vehicles and the vast majority of what we pay at the pumps goes straight to the Government. An outrageous piece of spinning. Creating a completely false impression without actually (techinically) lying.
On a VERY serious note. As I work away from home during the week, if there is a serious fuel shortage, I may not be able to get home to see my family at the weekend! sad :( :(

Well said Will,does his spin use a natural form of energy to produce the rotations?
Seriously,if people dont panic buy then there will be plenty of fuel for everybody,and my business will be fine because although i need fuel ive got plenty lol
Back to the subject in hand,is anybody going to Utopia this Saturday night coming (17th Sept)?
If so come say hi to me and WBB.
Quote by fabio grooverider
its about time you learnt to spell young lady.
"thsi" is that some obscure foreign tongue we dont know about?

cut it out mate.... we all make mistakes from time to time......and if you want to get pick then it should be don't....
so that glass house!!! double glazed it is???
I dont know what your problem is Fabio,but is it wrong to have a joke with your partner?
its about time you learnt to spell young lady.
"thsi" is that some obscure foreign tongue we dont know about?
If you look in the clubs and parties section,and then look for Euphoria will give you the info on the hotel weekends.
Ive been once and had a really good weekend,im not sure if they are open all year round have to look at their site or phone them for that.
Quote by steanrachy
no hope the apology is taken and recieved forgivingly wink

I thas been,its been very hard for both of has taken a lot of soul searching to come to the compromise that suits us both.
I think we have reached that point so hopefully things will go from strength to strength again.
This is just something that i wanted to share with everybody.
Things havent gone very well for the pair of us over the last few due to me being a stubborn,selfish git lol
I just want things to be right for the both of us,so im going to apologise in public to WBB.
WBB you are very special to me,you are loving,caring and everything that a man would want from a woman.
One last thing thing WBB i love you very much and SORRY babe
Tonguey xxxxxx
Quote by well_busty_babe
my perviest one was actually at work.
some guy called and asked "do you like having your fanny licked?"
i said "hell yeah" before panicking when i remembered that work randomly record some of the phone calls and slammed the phone down.

And NO it wasnt me either lol
Can me and WBB pop along as we are both on holiday that day and havent been to Chams for ages ?
Quote by Debbiewebs
i cannot think way peeps would want to do that ........send a pic of them selfs with family :shock:
turn me right off that would
Mind you wasent that a pic you sent me resently ............with your grandad WBB or was it mike! rotflmao
upps Debs better bolt before Mike gets hold of me!...... :eeek:

Yes i think you had Deborah,before i tan your backside smackbottom
Quote by well_busty_babe
People who send photos of themselves with there family really put me off, okay usually it's because their family is really ugly but anyway...

not as ugly as the person replying! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You never complained about the family group pick i sent you when we 1st met :lol:
could not tell you lot appart.. thats inbreeding for you! :twisted:
rolleyes you are a cheeky northern bugger,who can walk from now on. :roll:
yeah.. behind your hearse!
Well you did say you wanted a new career
......no... that was a new BOYFRIEND! :roll:
anyway... get out of my thread!
in a coffin ???? with you walking in front ?
Quote by well_busty_babe
People who send photos of themselves with there family really put me off, okay usually it's because their family is really ugly but anyway...

not as ugly as the person replying! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You never complained about the family group pick i sent you when we 1st met :lol:
could not tell you lot appart.. thats inbreeding for you! :twisted:
rolleyes you are a cheeky northern bugger,who can walk from now on. :roll:
yeah.. behind your hearse!
That could be your new occupation WBB,walking in front of the hearse for the local undertakers.
Well you did say you wanted a new career
Quote by well_busty_babe
People who send photos of themselves with there family really put me off, okay usually it's because their family is really ugly but anyway...

not as ugly as the person replying! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You never complained about the family group pick i sent you when we 1st met :lol:
could not tell you lot appart.. thats inbreeding for you! :twisted:
rolleyes you are a cheeky northern bugger,who can walk from now on. :roll:
Quote by steanrachy
what annoys me is half of these journalistic tossers who are condeming such activities as dogging, are the ones snorting white lines off public toilets in the thick of night while sum young rent boy reams them a new arse-hole..... an all the while their poor unsuspecting wife is at home at a RWVS meeting telling her cranky, under fucked lady friends what a service her husband is doing for the community....

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Quote by well_busty_babe
People who send photos of themselves with there family really put me off, okay usually it's because their family is really ugly but anyway...

not as ugly as the person replying! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You never complained about the family group pick i sent you when we 1st met :lol:
Quote by well_busty_babe
been there a few times, best memory is the lush pool,mmmmmm
worst memory is watching a video in the couples room of omar the pornstar doing anal.. his cock came out covered in s##t!! :shock: confused :shock:

I remember that night very well WBB lol
Obviously the editor didnt cut the film very well.
Quote by tallnhairy
Read the headline, how she was forced to have sex, sorry but is that not ? Maybe she should go to the Police, not the papers. Of course maybe 'forced' is too strong a word, the burden of proof in a court of law too high a bar to reach. There is a good chance that she was a consenting adult, who has had a change of heart. It is so easy to say the words, and no doubt the papers add there own spin.

I couldnt agree with you more.
Sorry ladies but i think this is a case of the vengeful ex missus.
She also has sex with a French transvestite in a blonde wig and fishnets lol
"Steve noticed a cyclist looking through the curtains,Steve let the other guy in.I was on the started groping my breasts while the transvestite was pleasuring me"
hmmmmmm i cant see a any hint of being forced to indulge here.
Can you please check if me and WBB are on the list Steph,if not please add us.
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Tong in staffordshire- always popular with the ladies :rascal:

I¬ in Staffordshire ffs lol and sorry but Tong is in Shropshire
Theres:-
A Tongue in the far north of Scotland
A Tongwynlais in Wales
A Tonge in Leicestershire
A Tong Forge in Shropshire
A Tongham in Surrey or if you posh Tongue em
A Tongland in Dumfries or if your WBB Dumb friz :lol:
and last but not least
Tong Norton in Shropshire
Awwwwwwwwwwwww
Congratulations to the boh of you from the both of us xxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Sarah
my battery in my laptop won't hold its charge, so I have to run it off the main charger all the time
Sorry I'm no use ES

Its knackered Sarah,best thing you can do is get a new 1 babe
Quote by tattyxpx
I am off out Friday night to a club called Turnmills all i know is its up London......
I aint been out clubbing for ageeeeeeeeeeeees at least 8 years :shock: so........... I'm calling all you clubbers to help me out here.......
What the hell do I wear????
I really am struggling here to think, its been soo blinking long since I had to think about clubbing in this sense I've forgotten redface
All advise greatfully received kiss

errrrrrrrr i think this was the club where Mad Frank Fraser was shot in head.
So i suggest you take some of those bandages with you lol
Ive always been told that if you are clocked at 100mph + you will get banned end of story.
At the moment the police are ruthless on this sort of stuff so prepare yourself,if you are a speeding driver watch out,if you are a terrorist dont worry about it.
You dont have to appear in court if you choose not to,but your absence is considered to be a plea of guilty.
You can plead guilty via post,or you can choose to appear.
ps a mate of mine got an adjournment then waited for a new date and then was then fined £375 in his absence,even though he never received a new is currently going to heaneous crime,failure to notify the police of his decision to take the case to court.
Quote by bushwackers
I used to make a 40 mile round trip every Friday to pick up my two daughters when they were little now i make it to give them their pocket money even though they are 18 & 16 years old.
Me and the ex still don`t really talk much but she has never tried to stop me from seeing my girls, i have always paid my dues and at Christmas i would buy presents for my kids from their mother to help her out.

You are so lucky !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had to fight tooth and nail for 2 years to get the stunning total of .................... 3hrs a month sad
But at the end of the day id rather have that than nothing at all.
the thing about people who smell is that word gets around quickly!
it only takes you having one meet when you are not clean before most decent people will refuse to see you.
understandable really.
speaking as the person who was expected to put up with the smell... rather than the stinky one!
Quote by Vix
Well, me n him, like most (I think) SH peeps, are non believers.

Just like us 2,definate non believers. lol