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the_tongue
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 125
Bisexual Female, 122
0 miles · Greater London

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Ive had the odd goatee and designer stuble,and the regulation military moustache but i do find that most of the ladies prefer clean shaven.
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thats great news! :bounce:
because i have found the most fantastic man in the world to cam with.. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
yes you no who you are!.............never got any work done to day ya bugger! wink

Awwwwww youve so upset me now :violin:
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Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy WBB its always a pleasure babes to see you.
Look forward to seeing you soon.
Steph biggrin

cough cough
and me please too!
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I would never play with anyone who was not in a position to consent, partly due to the reasons blue gave, but also don’t like the idea of someone regretting playing with me the next morning.

Is that why you always offer me beer on a Saturday night lol ?
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wow there were some sights to behold Ian

I hope you are not refering to the incident when the lovely Dawn got a bit carried away with a whip
Not amused sad still lol
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
I sooooooo enjoyed whipping your arse redface
I bet you haven`t got any tokens left have you Dawn :lol: i bet Ian hasnt either.
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wow there were some sights to behold Ian

I hope you are not refering to the incident when the lovely Dawn got a bit carried away with a whip
Not amused sad still lol
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I personally wouldn't pay £50 a head (I got my ticket donated) but it IS fun to go there and experience it at least once in a lifetime....

I have to agree with Helen on this,enjoyable night but not £50 worth.
Im glad that ive been but would i go ago again? ........... nah i dont think so.
As Tatty says if you have a fetishy nature then go for it.
Dont let what ive wrote put you off,its entirely up to may have totally different ideas to those that i hold.
Gotta be Pierce Brosnan,so smooth,a bit like me really wink
1 point you missed 1 actor out,David Niven appeared as 007 in Casino Royale.
Ive voted for a candidate but i must complain that i was up for election.
Tonguey-independent candidate,i think id be superb in the House of Commons. lol
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cant believe how much of a tosser this guy is
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

And the standard of his written English is apalling. lol
You can prank call me anyday Blue and tell me ive won a Lambert and Butler umbrella lol
Passenger 69,an ape of passsenger 57
til ,a spoof of 9 to 5
Dick Rambone,self explanatory
Im sure i can think of a few more
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Also, think of all those new clothes you can now wear busty. A pastel winceyette, BELOW the knee skirt, vest, cardigan, flat shoes, donkey jacket…….
Bet you guys can’t wait wink
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She`s got stuff in her wardrobe like that anyway lol
Glad you had a great night,unfortunately we were stuck at home full of cold and fluy to see you soon xxxxx .
I love Muffin,Muffin the .................................................. No!!!! dont you dare say missing word is as a dear friend you should call the runt Muffin.
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well i am still in my early twenties and no one has ever told me i am too young!

Well_busty_babe you are far too young lol for what i dont know,but consider yourself told.
Well Sugar,charity does begin at home,but David will be ok with all the pensioner hand outs from the government lol
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Yes, why not. Celebrate being English. biggrin :D :D

Wasn't St George a Palestinian? confused
Being Asian and not of any religious persuasion I wonder why it's considered a celebration of Englishness, when St. George was a Palestinian/Christian?
Strange.
(or is it another excuse to get pissed? :D)
He was adopted by the English crusaders, who were inspired by his reputation for fearlessness in battle. Foreign saints adopted as national Apostles are actually quite common.
Ice have you heard the story about St Denis the patron saint of France,now thats a well weird story and me and WBB heard to stifle our laughs as we were told the story.
Denis was beheaded using a guillotine close to the site of Montmartre and from there he proceed to walk 5 miles with his head clasped (severed from his body) in his the place in northern Paris is the basilica St Denis where he eventuallly dropped down dead.
I was told the story because i enquired about why a statue in the crypt had the head in its hands,rather than attached to its neck.
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Wasnt St Patrick welsh?

I always thought he was a Pict,who came from Scotland and Northern England.
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Rachel Hunter

Was that the film where Rod Stewart played russian roulette in a bar?
And blew his own brains out?
:twisted: i know the locality rather well Bluexxx also im not that far away either.
Hmmmmmmm ,im so glad nobody has mentioned the strange clothes i was dressed in on you will never ever see me dressed like that again.
A great big thank to Blue and Satin for another superb add us for the housewarming,we are unavailable from June !8th to June 26th approx.
And final thanx to my wonderful other half for being herself and being so i hope to hell my car wasnt pinged by a CCTV camera on the way home through Manchester city centre.
Can you try and find me Lambert and Butler brolly please,i think i might need it for me holidays lol
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The_toungue
Do you know i was feeling quiet sorry for said lady , in your story, thinking she might be pre mestural or menstrating or something.
And then you mentioned one word, "American" (sorry Sean and Reese) and then i felt sorry for you!!! Just be grateful hess didnt bomb you!!

lol @ foxylady,i wouldnt mind a squadron of Abrams tanks running over my house,i could have a new 1 then wink