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OK, I admit it... I like making prank phone calls lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe, well, if some tosser is stupid enough to send me his mobile number by PM and nothing else apart from his age and gender, come on.... who can blame me having a bit of fun :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I've not done anything too naughty, just rang it a few times and been silent..... oooooh spooky :lol: .
He's turned his phone off now though rolleyes
So, if any other tosser thinks of sending their number to me by PM - don't OK - especially not when I'm bored at work
flipa
:twisted: now I know I have Will's mobile phone number somewhere ....... :twisted:
lhk
Kat
Quote by bluexxx
OK, I admit it... I like making prank phone calls lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe, well, if some tosser is stupid enough to send me his mobile number by PM and nothing else apart from his age and gender, come on.... who can blame me having a bit of fun :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I've not done anything too naughty, just rang it a few times and been silent..... oooooh spooky :lol: .
He's turned his phone off now though rolleyes
So, if any other tosser thinks of sending their number to me by PM - don't OK - especially not when I'm bored at work
flipa

hmmmm now I know how to get back at that annoying office mate of mine - I'll send you his number via PM - "hi sexy wanna fuck? here's my number" etc. hehehehe :twisted:
Bluexxx
Was it you at 3am the other morning wanting a taxi rolleyes
And is it you that keeps calling me telling me I've won a holiday? if so, your American accent is very good but I really don't want the holiday ok?! :twisted:
I don't know blue, a bloke could do worse than get a prank call off you. Not that I'm sending you a pm, you understand. Who knows what you'll think of for the next victim.
You can prank call me anyday Blue and tell me ive won a Lambert and Butler umbrella lol
Quote by bluexxx
OK, I admit it... I like making prank phone calls lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe, well, if some tosser is stupid enough to send me his mobile number by PM and nothing else apart from his age and gender, come on.... who can blame me having a bit of fun :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I've not done anything too naughty, just rang it a few times and been silent..... oooooh spooky :lol: .
He's turned his phone off now though rolleyes
So, if any other tosser thinks of sending their number to me by PM - don't OK - especially not when I'm bored at work
flipa

A girl after my own heart!
S xxxx
You have a PM! :huh: :huh: :huh:
wink :wink: :grin: :grin:
Eeeeeeeeeek! :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
bolt
Quote by bluexxx
just rang it a few times and been silent

One of my favs:
Wait until you have a few friends round for a late nighter, then start the ball rolling by getting one of them to ring him at around 2:00am and ask to speak to Mandy. He'll probably politely tell you you've got the wrong number.
Wait until he's had time to drop back off to sleep and then get another friend to call him and again ask for Mandy. This time he'll be getting a bit peeved, but still keep his cool.
Next, again let him get to sleep and get the the next friend to call him. Again, ask for Mandy.
Keep this up until you run out of friends or he's showing signs of severe stress, then you ring him and say..........
Hi... this is Mandy. Are there any messages for me?

:giggle: bolt
Disclaimer: Please remember there are laws against making abusive calls. Cueball in no way endorses this type of behaviour ;-)
Quote by bluexxx
OK, I admit it... I like making prank phone calls lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe, well, if some tosser is stupid enough to send me his mobile number by PM and nothing else apart from his age and gender, come on.... who can blame me having a bit of fun :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I've not done anything too naughty, just rang it a few times and been silent..... oooooh spooky :lol: .
He's turned his phone off now though rolleyes
So, if any other tosser thinks of sending their number to me by PM - don't OK - especially not when I'm bored at work
flipa

Just the sorty of thing I do too.
But i call them when i get up for a pee in the midle of the night.
They really love that ! Prats they deserve it.
:sparring:
m_n x
Quote by bluexxx
well, if some tosser is stupid enough to send me his mobile number by PM and nothing else apart from his age and gender, come on.... who can blame me having a bit of fun lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Did his name start with a d and end with a g? We may have a phantom pm'er cause he did the same with me and I have also phoned him :twisted: and just put the phone down :twisted:
Boy,what I'd give for a call from a woman where shes stays silent!!! Bliss lol :lol:
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Boy,what I'd give for a call from a woman where shes stays silent!!! Bliss lol :lol:

Naughty!! smackbottom
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Boy,what I'd give for a call from a woman where shes stays silent!!! Bliss lol :lol:

Naughty!! smackbottom
But nice & brave wink
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Wait until you have a few friends round for a late nighter, then start the ball rolling by getting one of them to ring him at around 2:00am and ask to speak to Mandy. He'll probably politely tell you you've got the wrong number.
Wait until he's had time to drop back off to sleep and then get another friend to call him and again ask for Mandy. This time he'll be getting a bit peeved, but still keep his cool.
Next, again let him get to sleep and get the the next friend to call him. Again, ask for Mandy.
Keep this up until you run out of friends or he's showing signs of severe stress, then you ring him and say..........
Hi... this is Mandy. Are there any messages for me?

:giggle: bolt
Disclaimer: Please remember there are laws against making abusive calls. Cueball in no way endorses this type of behaviour ;-)
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
well, if some tosser is stupid enough to send me his mobile number by PM and nothing else apart from his age and gender, come on.... who can blame me having a bit of fun lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Did his name start with a d and end with a g? We may have a phantom pm'er cause he did the same with me and I have also phoned him :twisted: and just put the phone down :twisted:
Yes, it began with a d, ended in a g, and had anny in the middle.
Oooops, not that we name and shame on here of course :lol:
Seems d anny g has been a busy little PMer. I think his time on this forum will be limited.... in fact, I know it will :twisted:
But I still have his number and whenever I'm bored at work, I think I will give him a call.... wonder how long it will be before he changes his SIM card :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
What is a fun thought though is if anyone you know pisses you off , you can send THEIR number to Blue , and she will harass them for you free of charge , and without fear of your own number being traced !
How kewl is that !
what a fab idea, maybe we could all post our unwanted mobile numbers in a separate post and blue could work through them for us!
Quote by Silk and Big G
OK, I admit it... I like making prank phone calls lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe, well, if some tosser is stupid enough to send me his mobile number by PM and nothing else apart from his age and gender, come on.... who can blame me having a bit of fun :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I've not done anything too naughty, just rang it a few times and been silent..... oooooh spooky :lol: .
He's turned his phone off now though rolleyes
So, if any other tosser thinks of sending their number to me by PM - don't OK - especially not when I'm bored at work
flipa

A girl after my own heart!
S xxxx
But you're a bloke aren't you bluexxx????
PS. Not another single male bashing message. *Yawn* boring!!! :sleeping: :sleeping: innocent
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But you're a bloke aren't you bluexxx????

Yes.
Next question.
lol
I've a history of making prank calls.... when I was a kid me and my step brother plagued people with them... oh the hours of evil fun :lol: :lol: :lol: . The bloke in the phone book called Mr. Crapper really should have been ex-directory - really, there was someone called Mr. Crapper :shock: :shock: :shock:
The only reason I ask is....
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A girl after my own heart!
S xxxx

and you also seem to get a lot of blokes thinking your a woman. I know because I cotacted you before when I first came accross this site and received a very turse response. I think I was asking for some general guidance on the place and probably a little bit of "fancy a fuck??" naievity crept in.
You're avatar and username are quite ambiguous.
Quote by Mr Ben and friends
You're avatar and username are quite ambiguous.

So? Your point being... and the relevance of this piece of useless info to the topic of prank calls is....?????
confused
If you want to discuss my biological sex and gender identity, why not start your own thread and stop hijaking this one. I don't give a flying fuck whether people think I'm male, female, or a bloody greyhound... it matters not, OK.
And..... yeah, everyone gets a terse response from me when they speak to me with the "fancy a fuck" attitude.
Nuff said.
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
cool
Quote by bluexxx
You're avatar and username are quite ambiguous.

....and the relevance of this piece of useless info to the topic of prank calls is....?????

ooooo :shock: useless?? how bitchy... careful or they'll be blood stained handbags and running mascara.
The relevance... as if it wasn't obvious enough already.. is that the reason you get guys sending you PMs is because they think you're a woman. This is the topic is it not?
Quote by bluexxx
I don't give a flying fuck whether people think I'm male, female, or a bloody greyhound... it matters not, OK.

I think you probably do give a flying fuck because if they knew you were male you wouldn't get irrate about the pm's sent to you in error.
Quote by Mr Ben and friends
The relevance... as if it wasn't obvious enough already.. is that the reason you get guys sending you PMs is because they think you're a woman. This is the topic is it not?

No. The topic is about prank phone calls rolleyes
Uninvited PMs saying "fancy a fuck" are not OK, whether or not the receiver is male, female, or a greyhound. If people complain about receiving such PMs, the sender is likely to wind up banned. If people make an error as to my gender, fine. But they shouldn't be sending "fancy a fuck" PMs in the first place, so it is their problem.
If you have nothing further to add to the topic of prank phone calls, I'd say it best you give this argument up, it will invariably end up making you look VERY stupid indeed, seeing as the majority of this forum have met me in person and are probably pissing themselves at your naivete right now lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Why are you being so angry and aggressive? My point IS about prank phone calls. I don't think you should be doing it and I don't think you should be promoting it.
I'm sure that you're an amazing person and I'm sure that all the people you meet think the sun shines out of your arse. You undoubtedly have more friends and admirers than I could possibly wish for.
These people send you their mobile numbers because this IS a website devoted to swinging. It SHOULD therefore come as no suprise that on some occasions people will send you an e-mail with their mobile numbers hoping to meet up with the ever so popular Mrs(?) Bluexxx and I think it is unfair and juvenile that you harass these people by prank calling their mobiles.
Why all the single male bashing? I thought that this website is about friendship, community and a passion for a healthy fun sex life. Surely it's not about people creating cliques, harassing other users and flaming other people posts just because they've got a sense of old school superiority from attending a few more munches than the next person.
I'll end up looking VERY stupid?. OK. you won't find many people supporting my argument but that's partly because they won't want to be openly criticised by a moderator just for expressing their opinion.
As for my afore mentioned PM to you: It was a fairly corteus hello to somebody who I considered to be a core member of the SH community. The reference to the "fancy a fuck" naievity that I mentioned earlier was that it probably had some element of attempting to get to know somebody in order to meet up and have some sexual relations with. This IS a SWINGING website. It's no suprise that people try to contact you in order to meet up for sex? is it? Had I have sent my mobile number, I would expect you to respect the private nature of a private message and disregard it if you weren't interested. OK. People shouldn't be sending speculative PMs to people just in the hope of a quick shag and I was openly admitting that I may have fallen into this category when I first joined. Even so.. should these people really have their mobiles pranked? No....
I may not be a moderator and I may not have been a member for as long as other people on here but in my opinion there is one rule for SH:
Don't be a C*NT.
And harassing people on their mobile, however misguided and naive their PM might be, breaks it.
I'll stop my rant now in case I make myself look very very stupid.
It's nice to meet you anyway Mr blue. It is Mr? right?
I'm not on here to make enemies but I had to say my peace. I hope we can just agree to disagree blue? smile
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It's nice to meet you anyway Mr blue. It is Mr? right?

No. It's Dr. Blue, actually.
We'll we kissed and made up now (sorry is this off topic?)
Turns out he's not a Mr or a Mrs? AC/DC?
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blue you're just bad! smackbottom methinks someone is ever so slightly confused! dunno
n x x x :P