Grit your teeth and smile Keith,i wanted to find a shovel,dig a very large hole and bury myself in it today.
The story goes like this:-Once upon a time,there was a delivery man,a happy smiling chap who always waved to people and said is until he changed his round and started to deliver in a different town.
Said town is in the Midlands,beyond the end of a motorway and is very is at a premium at the best of times but its virtually one way all the way around the town course people dive into the loading bays and park there cars and 4 x 4`s in so above man can park his van.
One morning a woman parks her people carrier in a bay and then proceeds to stuff her face full of danish pastry whilst exasperated Tonguey tries to park to avoid a 1/4 mile uphill trek with 15 heavy boxes.
"Excuse me nice lady,you do realise that you are not allowed to park here.I need to park so i can do my work."
"Why are you picking on me?"
"Because you are the only person who is in their car,would you please move"
A muffled reply is heard but she begrudgingly moves 10 yards down the road and promptly parks on the path.
After passing the said lady (who is still stuffing her face) see mouths what appears to be an obscenity at me.
So i walk over offer her my keys,clipboard and scanner and ask if she`d like to try and do my job,and then she may realise why i was :cry: She declines the offer and eventually leaves,oh btw the lady has an American accent.
Mr Tonguey forgets all about the above until today when on his rounds he rings a bell to deliver a computer,and whooosh whose there?you guessed it.
The lady with the American accent,i just wanted to curl up and die,run away,anything not to be there.I was like ohhh shit i hope she does realise it was me.
Time for as sharp exit me keep your chin up m8,you never know whenb the next piece of shit is gonna hit the fan or just miss as in the case today.
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the_tongue
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Jonathan Caplin(the ref) needs to go to specsavers
What a total blind man,2 prefectly good tries was onside and you could clearly see the ball was down and over the line.
Added to the Welsh winger been in touch when he put the ball down i think there must be some kind of vendetta going on.
I suspect it was Steve Walsh (you cant have 16 on the pitch) that started it closely aided by Andre Watson (i was gonna give a penalty anyway) yeah too right you were.
For all the slaggers and blaggers who say we are finished think again,to lose 4 games in a row by a total of 11 points isnt that bad and if we`d had the rub of the green it could have been 4 wins.
What a total blind man,2 prefectly good tries was onside and you could clearly see the ball was down and over the line.
Added to the Welsh winger been in touch when he put the ball down i think there must be some kind of vendetta going on.
I suspect it was Steve Walsh (you cant have 16 on the pitch) that started it closely aided by Andre Watson (i was gonna give a penalty anyway) yeah too right you were.
For all the slaggers and blaggers who say we are finished think again,to lose 4 games in a row by a total of 11 points isnt that bad and if we`d had the rub of the green it could have been 4 wins.
