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the_tongue
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 125
Bisexual Female, 122
0 miles · Greater London

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Nice one that,i got a bit worried we were at the NE munch a few weeks back so i was defo on that road and probaly speeding too lol
Quote by wild rose and the stag
wave :scared: .... ITS ME!!!! I'm stuck in WBBs bedside cabinet... she's been keeping me here as her personal plaything since the notts munch... please.. send a rescue team.. my tongue can't take any more!! Help... quick before she comes back!!! :shock:

I never saw you in there this morning xxxdevil69 lol
I know whats in there but im not telling
But then again im open to bribes from females wink
i got one right the tongue was in there yaYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
but im still not telling
Quote by Clare_Lincs
A little,or maybe a drunken slip of the tongue redface

I wasnt drunk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and yes we`d like an invite please
Quote by xxdevil69
wave :scared: .... ITS ME!!!! I'm stuck in WBBs bedside cabinet... she's been keeping me here as her personal plaything since the notts munch... please.. send a rescue team.. my tongue can't take any more!! Help... quick before she comes back!!! :shock:

I never saw you in there this morning xxxdevil69 lol
I know whats in there but im not telling
But then again im open to bribes from females wink
Last but not least a
Very Happy Birthday Darling
from your other half xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
ps: and no i dont want a plate and yes keep the change lol
Errrrrrrrrr dunno Debs ,it wasnt me at the have been me at some other time during ther night lol
Quote by easy_going_dude
For me it was Carrie (based on a Stephen King book I think). The bit at the end made me jump from the fireplace to the settee - I was only about 10 and wasn't supposed to watch it !

Too right,you think the films all done and dusted and the hand comes out the ground.
Ive seen Saw and didnt really find it that scary,gruesome maybe when he uses the hacksaw but a very low crap your pants factor.
Quote by well_busty_babe
from the public toilet floor
dear eager dear eager
from the public toilet floor
dear eager the floor

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww :mrgreen:
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
We both wish you all the best Alex and hope that you arent away for too long.
Big thanks from us both to Clare and Steve for a really fab night.
Great to see all the faces old and new there.
Finally thanks to Dave_Notts for the party and bedroom for the night.
Quote by well_busty_babe
WBB-rag'n'bone man assistant!

Oiiiiii Arold im not a rag and bone man ok!
I think its all a bit of a power trip,hes after the head honchos job to boost his ego cos he aint on the box `d have never got the top job in any other party and the way its going he aint gonna get this one either.
A suggestion for you Robert old boy,why not form your own party,(The anti European fake tan party).You could have David Dickenson as your chancellor and possibly Ron Atkinson as the party chairman also Peter Stringfellow as your Entertainment and Arts spokesman lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Okay confession of the week.
I've always fancied Kilroy. Very distinguished gent. redface
Love
Wilma
x x x x

OMG youll say you fancy David Dickenson next :twisted: :twisted:
I think as its my birthday this weekend i could well be putting the head cheerleader through her after match paces wink also rather than being a player a rather drunk football fan.
Quote by well_busty_babe
i would also like to nominate the_tongue as a striker.. as EVERYONE knows that tongues make dribbling easier! lol

I usually play at the back,but i can play in loads of positions :lol:
Errrrrr excuse me young lady,the food was fab.I really enjoyed it all 3 1/2 courses of it.I think i should have cooked you a vindaloo to get rid of the cold youve got rudolph.
But finally i wanna say a great big thanks to the most marvellous lady in my life WBB xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
It might help if you told people a bit more about yourself even tell them what sex you are,but from the way youve worded your i can tell your a bloke.
Quote by Findy
I think her ass is great what you think??

Her ass is great but not as nice as mine lol
Quote by thegreatpatel
Hi there
(received heads and hands ..nuttin more). .

have you spoken to the police about this??? thank god it was nothing more!!!!!!! lol
WBB
x
Well for some reason my other half calls me Tonguey chicken and shes a vegetarian ffs lol ,shouldnt it be Tonguey chicken flavoured ?
Quote by mal609
Normally we would edit any post that shows a time and location. However, just to show how daft a newbie can be, I'm going to leave it in all it's glory.
It's unlikely he'll be alone every Friday at 10pm, but very likely that he'll make lots of new friends with boy racers, the press, irate local councillors and the Police. In fact, everyone who can fit onto that car park will be there.
My suggestion to you, Wills, is to buy yourself a burger bar, because you will do a roaring trade up there on Friday nights at 10pm !!!!
Mal
wink

Can me and WBB come along too? Just to watch him make a fool of himself
Quote by well_busty_babe
????
i dont know.. or i would not be asking would i!!!!
rolleyes

How can ask such a question,when you do swan dives out of the loft without a crash mat ?