Tim_the_beginner's Forum Posts

30 Sep 2005

Appearantly I've got "owned by my employer" tatoo'd on my arse, judging by the amount of time I spend there compared to the amount of time I spend having fun. That's got to change cool

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So, I'm looking for a lady to treat like she wants it either on Sunday afternoon/evening, or any evening next week.
I'd be happy to meet up with a couple but only on the understanding that I'm straight and your male partner will not get that much out of it unless they're either into watching and/or "straight" threesomes.
So, what's on my mind then?
(Special effects: Goes off and switches off mental porn)
Dirty things, obviously, otherwise I'd be volunteering with the Salvation Army, right?
OK, here's a couple of suggestions:
- Wine the lady, dine her and then 69 her
- I've only recently moved into this here house and there are still some rooms that need christening. Plus, there's a dining table downstairs that's just the right height and it looks pretty sturdy, too.
- What's the benefit of living in/near the country if one doesn't have some outdoor fun?
- Alternatively for the goth chicks, there's a cementary close by the house that is 'walkable' even on 6" heels. Have some fun at midnight.
- And for the ladies who just know that even a high sex drive won't satisfy, I'm sure there's a couples-only swinger club somewhere close.
- As mentioned in my profile below I haven't passed my 'A' levels yet. Any lady who knows what she's doing willing to help?
A link to my ad is below, but the highlights are: 5'11", slim, mid-thirties, clean shaven/trimmed & shaven, long dark curly hair. High sex drive, loves giving 'O' and tends to get moaned at while doing it . Anything apart from pain and w/s gets tried at least once...
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-280960.html
I'm in Ashford, ideally you'd be located in the the Maidstone/Folkestone/Dover triangle but I'd be happy to travel. Accomodation here is not a problem either. The other boring bits - I'm very discreet and clean. Safe sex only (especially on a first meet, this can change if we meet more often and would be comfortable without). Non-smoker, but I don't mind smokers.

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15 Sep 2005

Thanks for the compliment, much appreciated!
And luck is usually what you make of it, right?

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15 Sep 2005

Ouch. Looks like someone could do with a set of more tolerant parents here...

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13 Sep 2005

A small *bump*

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11 Sep 2005

Quote by MikeNorth

- Alternatively for the goth chicks, there's a cemetary close by the house that is 'walkable' even on 6" heels. Have some fun at midnight.

May I nominate this for Image of the Day? Wonderful! I take it you've tested that it's walkable - I'd be a bit worried.

(bows)
I gratefully accept this nomination. I thank ewe.
Well, I don't normally wear 6" heels but the paths are tarmac'd and I seem to remember that a few of the older gravestones are close enough to the paths to provide some support.

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11 Sep 2005

After working like a dog for the past 3-4 weeks I actually do find myself with some spare time on my hands - and not only on my hands - later this week.
So, I'm looking for a lady to treat like she wants it lol

either on Thursday 15th afternoon/evening, Friday night or any day on the upcoming weekend (15th/16th/17th/18th).
I'd be happy to meet up with a couple but only on the understanding that I'm straight and your male partner will not get that much out of it unless they're either into watching and/or "straight" threesomes.
So, what's on my mind then?
(Special effects: Goes off and switches off mental porn)
Dirty things, obviously, otherwise I'd be volunteering with the Salvation Army, right?
OK, here's a couple of suggestions:
- Wine the lady, dine her and then 69 her
- I've only recently moved into this here house and there are still some rooms that need christening. Plus, there's a dining table downstairs that's just the right height and it looks pretty sturdy, too.
- What's the benefit of living in/near the country if one doesn't have some outdoor fun?
- Alternatively for the goth chicks, there's a cementary close by the house that is 'walkable' even on 6" heels. Have some fun at midnight.
- And for the ladies who just know that even a high sex drive won't satisfy, I'm sure there's a couples-only swinger club somewhere close.
- As mentioned in my profile below I haven't passed my 'A' levels yet. Any lady who knows what she's doing willing to help?
A link to my ad is below, but the highlights are: 5'11", slim, mid-thirties, clean shaven/trimmed & shaven, long dark curly hair. High sex drive, loves giving 'O' and tends to get moaned at while doing it wink

. Anything apart from pain and w/s gets tried at least once...
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-280960.html
I'm in Ashford, ideally you'd be located in the the Maidstone/Folkestone/Dover triangle but I'd be happy to travel. Accomodation here is not a problem either. The other boring bits - I'm very discreet and clean. Safe sex only (especially on a first meet, this can change if we meet more often and would be comfortable without). Non-smoker, but I don't mind smokers.

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10 Sep 2005

Quote by fem_4_taboo
hi Tim welcome to the site,
what will you do when you have some experience? re name yourself??? God sometime's im stupid, dunno what i was thinking you men are always beginners and need to learn more everyday to keep up with stunning females
pmsl
xxxxxxx fem xxxxxxxxx

Change my name to tim_i_figured_out_what_women_want_when_I_was_80 :P

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9 Sep 2005

Quote by WibblyWobbly
Thanks for reading this far, and any tips appreciated!

The only real tip is just be yourself and let others decide if they like you. I think above all, the thing most valued on this site is honesty and if you try to obscure your true personality to get a fuck then (a) you'll eventually be sussed and (b) will you truly feel good about yourself?

Thanks, I figured that - fortunately I'm past the age where I was uncomfortable with myself, but part of the "fun" and the intimidation here is that it took a lot longer than I expected to actually work out and see where my sexual development is leading me. Talk about a man led by his, well, not heart biggrin

. So, no reasons to obscure myself, at least not any more.

Quote by WibblyWobbly
There are a stack of single men on here who certainly do not lack attention from the ladies and they achieve that by having great personalities and a true appreciation of women. We women are not that hung up on looks, we like integrity, warmth, confidence, humour and a big... heart... ;-)
HTH
Wibbly
xx

Hehe. Thanks a lot for your kind words.

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9 Sep 2005

Quote by bluexxx
... and one for the staff to put on their wall to admire how pretty you are

Are you really sure that you want to do this to an unsuspecting wall?

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9 Sep 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
All,
while I'm not quite new to the site (been registered for some time now)

says you only joined today
Yes and no. redface

I've had a profile up since late 2004 - off and on - and have occasionally emailed other members. However I have only joined the forums this morning...

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9 Sep 2005

All,
while I'm not quite new to the site (been registered for some time now) I still find participating in the lifestyle a tad intimidating. It's not that I worry about my performance - as someone else said, even if it is droopy, god gave men a tongue and two hands full of fingers (unless you work at a sawmill :shock smile

so pleasing someone is always possible.
No, the problem seems to be more along the lines that (a) I'm a "single" male - my sex drive is a lot higher than my partner's, so she's OK with me to play because she knows our relationship is secure but she doesn't want to partake in this kind of spare time activities - and (b), I'm rather inexperienced in the more advanced techniques of having sex/making love (no 'A' levels, no DP etc). While I appreciate that most people are looking for someone who fulfills their exact criteria, how does one get started if one isn't endowed with extraordinary good looks, hung to the envy of the neighbour's horse and has fifty years worth of experience in pleasing couples and women?
Please don't get me wrong - as a single male in this couple-dominated scene I know that I have to work harder to get my foot in the door, so to speak, and I'm not having a whinge here either. I'm genuinely curious and appreciate that I may need some tips (maybe my profile isn't that great?) and maybe some coaching.
Thanks for reading this far, and any tips appreciated!
Cheers,
Tim

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