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triptix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
0 miles · Buckinghamshire

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For a recentr series I would go for any of the "Totally Spies " girls. We have to watch it because of our kids but Mrs Triptix always gives me evils because of it wink
I changed my BMI three times to eventually under 25 and still only ended up with an extra 2 years- works out me being 74 sad Maybe I should take up smoking again :(
Glad to see most people have got back safely. No snow here down in Devon but looking forward to some more later next week hopefully biggrin
Quote by lenonio
I'd like to be Susan who I work with so i can know what she's thinking.
She's looking at me across her desk right now and i'm sure she's considering following me into the stock room.

Classic !
rotflmao
I'm hoping to go see the Wurzels next year.
I often find myself going around humming Wiggles Songs- especially the one about Food !!
It will be good if we can dispense with the binge drinking culture and go over to a continental style. I think if people are constantly making such a big thing of drinking it tends to glamourise it and encourage people to do binge drinking to shock and to look 'cool'. At least with the weather we are having at the moment it might allow a phasing in of it all. The real test will be next year in the summertime.
Quote by EagerSlut
Who's got it? Pardon dunno
How does it affect you? What did you say ? :dunno:
What do you do about it? Sorry- can't hear you- too much ear hair :dunno:
Kitty rips it out like it's a weed or summat! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:She does what too you !! :shock: Is your name Bobbit ? Sounds painful. :shock:
Quote by BlkGlos
"sorry - first post and put it in the wrong bloody place!!!!! bear with me"
... by embarrassingly breaking the golden rule and posting for some 'hot action' in completely the wrong place thus incurring both pity AND help from the forum members who turn out to be a lovely bunch. Thanks again.

rotflmao This seems to happen quite often. I agree the people are lovely here.
Oh and :welcome:
I've always thought that there wasn't major differences between the big bang theory and the creations story as long as you took a 'day' to mean an unknown unit of time.
The order is similar- as to whether you believe in an intelligence/God directing it I think that it is a matter of your own belief and personally I don't know dunno
I must admit my wife and I do get worried every now and again every time some new theory surfaces eg: 'The Bible Code' With so much anger and destruction going on in the world you do tend to wonder if something like Armageddon will occur and we worry about our sons growing up in this world.
Personally I just try to lead my life treating others as I would like to be treated. The children I teach, I encourage to value and listen to other peoples opinions and to respect and celebrate differences.
I now feel very depressed thinking about all this and I'm now going off to do something else- probably annoy my two sons lol And if I really get bored when they've gone to bed I might try to get the webcam working- my sister lives in Bradford and we won't be seeing her and her hubby or the rest of the family thinking about it during Christmas so it will have to be web conferences :shock: (first time this sort of thing is possible now with broadband :shock: )
May be on later either cursing :fuckinghell: or asking somebody to check out my webcam !! :bounce: :bounce:
Lots of snow at North Devon- children have been having snowball fights and making snowmen biggrin
I like whatever suits them. For some women it just doesn't suit them to have long hair. However it can look very sexy on others.
Real cop out I know. rolleyes
Have to say though a bob always makes me look twice :inlove:
Quote by LilMissGullable
: Coz we all know there isn't really a santa!!

:shock: :shock: :shock:
No !!!!!!!!!! evil :evil:
It can't be true !
I put several of the female members of swinging heaven on my Christmas list and was so looking forward to finding them in my (or their stockings preferably) on Christmas Morning :cry: :cry: :cry:
And I have really tried hard to be vaguely good all year as well :evil:
Quote by LadyFeeBee
I'm 5' 6''
Just average me rolleyes
Fee
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I would say there is nothing average about you :inlove:
Hello wave Another one from Devon here too.
See - you are not alone !! kiss
I, Triptix.........solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss . . . keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas, oceans and land to defend swinging heaven what ever the challenge (maybe)........ I shall never surrender......... unless it's a group of buxom women...... with designs on my body ......... in which case I will happily surrender....... lie back ........ and think of Swinging Heaven cool
Any takers ? dunno
From what I can tell that may be a better idea. Good luck to you both biggrin
Typical ! mad
I click on the link to perv at the pictures as I'm nowhere near Manchester and get an error :x Looks like I'll have to invest in a satnav like Mal smile
By the way won't Jags be mad if you keep saying she has a big bottom ? biggrin
We've flown four times now and each time my boys (4 & 6) furiously flap their arms to help the aeroplane take off. lol :lol:
They are going to be really cross with me when they find out they don't need to one day :lol:
Quote by PrincessSwallows
Sorry If ive bored you!

Boobies are never boring !!!
Hope that all goes well and that more importantly that you are happy with the result biggrin
Hi from me as well- just logged on and can't believe the news. Why do these things always happen when I'm not around ??
Good luck to you.I do really hope that this site does not change for the worse- by that I mean the community feel of the forums and the chat room (not that I've been brave enough to stay too long in there- goes very fast at times biggrin )
Just wanted to say :welcome: Almathea and love the avatar !!
Good luck in your search- often drive past Bristol on the way to see my parents but normally have a full car sad
If my wife ever gets interested will let you know as will then have permission !!
Well, I love the cow-girl pic so if you have any more Morbius I'm sure lots of us would like to see them lol
Quote by Red(RHG)
sad
Been ill since Friday (yes some sympathy required please..... anyone?)
So should have been in Chesterfield wowing people with my company (cough cough)
but I had to stay in..................
and listen to my tummy churning!
Cathy x

Hope you feel better soon, kiss there's nothing worse than feeling like crap when everyone else is having fun.
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Brought a tear to my eyes reading this thread.
As a teacher and now a head I have always taken part in the 2 minutes silence and ensured that the children I teach did too. We have always taken the time to explain to them why we did this and although they have no personal experience of what those that have fought or lived through the wars have gone through, they were able to connect in some small part - through thinking of times when they were sad, scared and missing relatives/friends/ pets who have died. They were all silent yesterday for the 2 minutes (ages 4- 11), and I was proud of them. The older ones later talked with me in more detail about it all and I just hope that their thoughtful attitudes continue. There is hope for the younger generations.