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triptix
6 hours ago
Straight Male, 54
0 miles · Buckinghamshire

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Quote by Calista
Thankfully I shot a look to Morbius that he recognised and immediately said .. ooooh I think I've moved them, pass us the pc and it worked redface

I so know that look lol My wife gives it to me all the time rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Found some more info:

quoting..........
Remove the sting then-
Kitchen remedies
Baking soda: mix the baking soda with vinegar and apply the thick paste to the wound.
Onions: Lay a fresh slice of onion on the sting.
Apple Cider Viegar: The raw kind. Spectrum or Braggs are good brands, available at all health food stores. If bitten or stung, dab apple cider vinegar as soon as possible on the bite to draw out any poison and to prevent swelling. Thyme and rosemary infused in the vinegar are especially effective
Hope this helps lol :lol:
lol Although not a nurse I'm pretty sure you can either put bi-carb of soda on it-neutralises the acid- could be wrong though. I'll see if I can google the answer
Quote by givemeahug
I just want to say my ex is a knob who needs a slap to wake him up about his responiblilies to his child mad :x :x :x :x and to stop wasting money on his new g/f who he has only been seeing for about 2 months who also happens to be my ex best mate :x :x :x :x
Fuck that is abit better helpful advice needed lol

Lots of hugs to you from me kiss
Quote by Emily
I'm CSB so can kinda empathise even tho the longest I've gone without in the last 5 years is 2 days.

CSB ? :dunno
Probably being very thick.........:
As someone who is married I must admit I was a little aprehensive letting my wife know I had found this site. However, as I am just here to chat and get to know people it seems okay. My wife and I have now discussed swinging and although at present we won't be going there it may be an option to explore at a later date. For me, i have too much to lose by going behind my wife's back (balls etc :shock: lol )
Whatever happens we will be together on this. mad
Now off to work out if I have beaten Mr notsoclean's no sex record- nowhere near 3 years though :lol:
Wow, he sounds a real catch lol
I must make notes on his style so when I finally get wifey convinced to join in we can put something like that together :lol:
Has anyone else got any nuggets or gems that I can use ???
Quote by scotsbicouple
The first time I was doing really well and then an OFSTED inspection happened and I started again....

See, that's where you went wrong. You should have taken the anti-stress methods my teachers tried (My high school was so posh it was almost private, thus also fairly eccentric).
There was my englsh teacher, a raging hippie who used to smoke weed whenever she got worried. Thankfully the head OFSTED guy also smoked (tobacco) and didn't notice when he joined her for a roll-up round the back of the gym that her one smelt funny.
Then there was the head of science, who if he was feeling somewhat stressed he'd have a nip of his 'medicinal formula' which he'd brewed up in the lab. Since him and I were good friends outside school (he was an officer in my cadet sqn) I can tell you that is was at least 100% proof. He kept a hip-flask on him in OFSTED week, in case they looked through his drawer!

rotflmao
I'll remember the one about the hip flask- we're due one at any time although at least it will only last a day.
I used the patches and they worked for me(over 6 months now) - however this was the second time I had tried them. The first time I was doing really well and then an OFSTED inspection happened and I started again. sad My advice is:
i) To try and start giving up when you are not too stressed (however I have heard that people do prefer to give up when other things are going wrong as it is the one thing they can control.
ii) Think about what alternatives you can use when things do go wrong- chew gum, go for a walk etc
Good luck on the giving up. You will only succeed if you do truly want to give up. Hope this helps. biggrin
Good luck you two. If I ever manage to persuade my wife to go for it I'll let you know. She is starting to come round but it may be a while yet biggrin
"I can't help falling in love with you"- still love that song and we dance together wherever and whenever we hear it. :inlove: (over 7 years now)
Although I don't post that often, can i join too ? (In my defence I have just changed jobs so it is a little difficult sad )
So where are.......
Daz & Lou ?
Steve & Claire ?
By the way I have to say that I always love Alex's avatars- what a lady biggrin
I could always send my kids up to you. They are guaranteed to have perfect timing at killing any passion whenever my wife and I start getting fruity :twisted: so they should work for you lol
Quote by daveandkelly_uk
didnt you all know us couples are that desperate, because single men are so few and far would we want too know anything about them rolleyes banghead

You know I always wondered if that was the case lol :lol: :lol:
Congratulations- I know how hard it is studying with a family and especially after a break so well done you !! biggrin
My wife enjoys it but needs to be really in the mood for it to happen. For me it's just the thrill of taking her to another level of pleasure. Hope this helps
Wow- what an education ! :shock:
And lots to look up as well- I'd never heard of a violet wand but it does sound very interesting biggrin
Scarey stories :shock:
My wife and I have started watching these Most Haunted programmes on Living TV. I'm still not convinced about the medium Derek but some of the things he comes out with does make me think there might be something to it. Personally I don't think I've ever seen a ghost but I'm always hopeful of things going bumpin the night.......... or grind.......or in and out ! wink
Sounds like she was having a wonderful time biggrin
Can't wait to see the pics ! wink