You have of course missed out the great Shakespearian classic :
"Is this a F_____ dagger I see before me , or wot ?"
You could always try a career change ! I am a qualified nurse and 95% of nurses are female and of the 5% of male nurses many are gay. Altho be prepared to lose out to the doctors of course. They do have much bigger.......wallets.
LOL Gilbert..........the spanking thing isnt my doing, a cunning ploy to get more people looking maybe ? lol
Billy shaun ryder + badly drawn boy ? I can live with that, been called a lot worse lol
hmmmm tuff one
Top Band = Queen.
Top Album = "Gordon" - Barenaked Ladies
Top Song = "I Will Decide Myself" - Magnum.
Hi Alex.
Sorry to hear that you have been the subject of time-wasters. I find it surprising that as the room seems to be top-heavy with single males that you have had this kind of response. I can only say try not to let it put you off too much.
I am sure there are plenty of genuine single men in here for you, so I hope we dont all get "tarred with the same brush".
As they say..........persistance overcomes resistance.
Good luck in the future.
okay gonna try to paste the pics again so people can judge whether it is short or long hair for me from now on.
LOL I still can't do it so here are links to go look at them :
Big thanks go to Billy for making the links and the tutorial (sorry I am a crap student lol)
so does the mullet go or stay ???? only you can decide.
10 Inches is a MINIMUM ?????? :shock:
TAXI !!!!!!!!!
I once did it on the platform of a railway station.............It was late with not too many people about but I am sure the security cameras caught it all, which was the whole point..(for her not me)
Okay so how many votes is that For and Against so far I can't count.
and lemme see if I can put 2 pics on here of me when I had short hair and me now................. nope no idea how to do it. Help me out anybody ?
I am soootechnically retarded.
I wanted to know what ladies thought about guys with long hair. I am considering getting my hair cut after 3 years and wanted to know if ladies find it a turn on , or a turn off.
It is about down to my nipples (being 6'5") at the front, no idea about how long it is at the back, (a bit longer I think). The nearest I can describe it is about the same as the lead singer of the Lemonheads years ago or just a bit longer than Marti Pello from wetwetwet when he had long hair.
So what dya think cut it or not ?
I will go with the forum on this one,
btw I am white so dont say dreadlocks cos I will look worse than I do now.
Bolton Beat Leeds ????????????
Three of the happiest words all season, sorry it sent you down lads but if it wasnt us it was going to be somebody else, shame ya couldn't drag city down with you.
as for the 3 cruellest words :
YOU ARE OVERDRAWN !!
always brings me to tears.
Chocolate Flowers ?????
Us or Them ?????
Never really been a fan of The Who, personally ;)
I believe that this "phenomenon" is due to the monotonous and continuos vibrations from the motor engine that are collected and amplified by the pelvic bone.
Could be a load of bollox tho.
Just a quick note to echo support for our boys in Portugal ! COME ON LADS !!
as for an all time British team, not sure but Nat Lofthouse would have to be in as a die-hard BWFC man.
Dave just had to say I nearly had a prolapse laughing so hard at your post !
Kitten ??????
No way ! she is hangin.