Hiya,
I lived in Aylesbury for 6 years and returned up north 2 years ago. It is a fairly quiet place but there are a few decent places to go it just depends what you are after.
I could go into detail but feel free to email me if ya want specifics .
This one happened in England about 7 years ago.
A 37 yr old man went sky diving in an effort to raise money for charity, at about 15,000 feet the man pulled his rip cord, with no effect. Due to his intensive training the man remained calm and reached for his emergency 'chute. This , unfortunately, also failed to open. Plunging to his apparently certain death the man said his prayers and waited for the big sleep. As he fell an air current moved him slightly off course where he landed on marshy ground without so much as a bruise.
To celebrate his absolutely miraculous escape he decided to take the the entire party, fund raisers sky diving experts and pilots to the nearby pub for drinks on him. Where upon he was killed outright by a speeding motorist, whilst leadin the pack over the road to the pub.
You may cheat death once but it gets you in the end and when ya numbers up ya just gotta go,
Despite what "people" may say .................the treble is still un achieved. Its the league, FA cup and League CUp.
check put the live version of Peter Gabriels "In your eyes"
Much as I hate Munich and everything associated with them, I actually think they will do the arse on Sunday. Either way the red filth cant catch us sitting prety in 4th spot. Come on you whites !!!!!!!!
JOB
but I would rather win the lottery and not have to work.
PONCHOS ???????????????????
I thought that was what Clint Eastwood wore in his spaghetti westerns ????????
Pontius ??????? I dont know , I cant read or write, in fact I am almost totally illagitamet.
(not only that but I cant spell)
Leonardo Da Vinci ! okay he never flew but he invented the helicopter eons before the wright brothers learned to crawl, gotta be worth a shout !................................whaddya mean AVATAR not aviator ?????????
I'll pay for him to have a huge red rose tatooed on his chest with the words "Oh Lanky Lanky, Lanky,Lanky,Lanky,Lanky, Lancashire ! Underneath.
There cant be that many calories in semen , after all, look at Marc Almond ! He was the originol "pint and a half" person ! and he is still like a rake !
Yeah the programme was about which is , apparently, different from beastiality.
It is more common than we are lead to believe (apparently again). but it is still viewed as the ultimate and is too extreme to even be discussed in all but the most obtuse of venues. This of which, isnt one. Most people are (rightly) afraid of the subject as it is such dodgy ground, second only to , and you take your life in your hands (and your prospected jail term) for even discussing it.
Remeber having a morbid curiosity is no excuse, a la Pete Townsend.
Mopsy Moorland ! :doh:
I so dont like that I am male , honest
I gotta say female ejaculation is one of my all time fantasies, and anybody that can, has an extraordinary talent. I think part of the attraction is because it seems to be so rare (altho looking at the previous posts maybe that is not the case). I personally have never met anybody that can do it nor know anybody that knows anybody that can do it (if that makes sense) apart from a famous porn star that can squirt further than I can pee..
People may be shocked at first because it seems to be a rare gift but be proud of the skill you have.
On a completely different note..........
Marya ! I cant believe ya bored with ya Bum but if ya are can I have it ??? It's FII-HINE !!!
Its a tricky one mate. Just going up to a girl you have never seen before and know nothing about and just striking up a convosation isnt easy. In my (limited) experience try to stay away from one-liners and corny chat up lines unless they are genuinely very funny and you are confident of getting a giggle. Regular bars and clubs arent really the best either as by the time you have had a couple of pints of dutch courage you run the risk of being the 10th guy that night to ask to buy her a drink when she was only out for a boogie with a few friends anyway.
Girls are a mystery wrapped in a conundrum, and usually dont respond well to "Did ya see Tyson knock fuck outta the other guy last night?" type comments that your mates would be into.
For me the workplace has always been a good environment to get to know the opposite sex but again that carries its own risks such as office gossip.
A simple nice smile can work wonders and some girls really like shy men.
At the end of the day "if ya dont ask ya dont get" and as long as you are polite you are very unlikely to get a slap in the face.
A girl saying no may bruise the ego, but when a girl smiles back or accepts the drink you offer to buy her or whatever you wont even remember how many said no to you before that.
Be nice, be yourself and dont lower your standards just because you think you are on a losing streak, remember girls can smell desperation from a hundred paces.
Fair heart ne'er won fair maiden.
Good luck.
As far as meeting a life partner or someone for a long term relationship goes (or whatever P.C. buzzword we are supposed to be using at the moment).......as has already been stated on this thread, its a common notion that "love" always happens when you least expect it and aren't looking for it.
It may be a cliche but then a cliche is full of truth otherwise it wouldnt be a cliche.
You are "putting yourself out there" which cant hurt. I would just say avoid being pushy. Pushiness seems to be everyones biggest pet hate, maybe more so on this site than others.
But then in the same breath I always believe that persistance overcomes resistance, just persevre. Stick around, who knows what will happen.
Hiya,
Just to add my wishes that I hope you are OK after your scuffle.
It's commendable that you went to stick up for other people but personally I think that against such odds you maybe should have thought twice.
I was a bit of a tear-away in my youth and being 6'5" and 18 stone figured I could handle myself. I never ran from a fight and won a few and lost a few, and never really thought too much of it.
A few years ago a friend of mine was kicked to death outside a nightclub in Blackburn up against similar odds to your self last Friday.
Now descretion is the better part of valour and if I am on my own I will be the first off on my toes.
I would hate the same thing to have happened to you or anybody else.
Again I hope you are ok, my friend, take care and I sincerely hope you dont have to go thru that again.
As a nurse who has done my fair share of time in A&E..................if you had seen what I had seen , you would probably never eat fruit OR veg , ever again !!!!!
Wooster !
All I can say is you are doing better than most single guys so soon, so keep the faith and as they say " persistance overcomes resistance"
