dean
knows all the best places to go stay
well so i was told lol
you will see him with his ruck sack on his back with his tent inside
but i think i would follow that bum anywhere
ya arse dean
was not calling ya a bum lol
well what can one say
us brits love to Q
i saw some people in a Q late one night so i joined it
god when i got in you know what it was a swingers club i should have known better but i had been in the Q for a very long time so i stayed for a while
never been able to Q even since
how did i cum across the site well
was looking into cyber space one night as you do
and it just popppppppppped up
cant think how lol
well i think the best room is the loo
i do all my thinking in that room
but it is not the best room after the old mans been in it lol
well i think all rooms should be good we are all here for the same thing ant we ????????????
but yes
some do have a best room
its like when you go to a new pub and they all look at you as if to say what you doing in my pub
but i still think the loos the best place
but then what do i know
lol
lillyxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
well dean if thats the case you may fall in and never to be seen again
and then they would not be able to blame you for anything now would they
but if you got some flippers gogggggggggles you may just take a peek
will let you off if ya tell me how to get a pic wiv a wigggggle bum
or i may have two other things that i could wigggle
lillyxxxxxxxxxxxxx
i blame dean for this thread going on so long lol
and also for his nice bum wigggggggle it just a little bit
and for the crack in mine so bugger it i needs a new one
oh sod it just for being dean
keep up the good work dean
brink back shower cam !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
was that ok dean did i say the right thing send me money now
i needs it as me crack getting bigger i blame old man for that bugger lol
lilllyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
ok i was not going to name and shame lol
but if ya cant dance dont blame me toe lol
it was me big toe as well lol
its all black and blue so old man says he will not suck it now lol
lillyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
oh yes the tamworth do is over
but i have been dreaming of andy pandy since i met him lol what big feet he had lol
or was that balls
and as for the little boy in shorts well he was not so little
it was hanging out of his shorts lol
you now need to have a good rest if thats poss
know you have other things on the go
june will soon be here so i neeeeds to get old man to run after me round the bed so i can lose a few pounds
gold may i ask
will ya beaver be at libs !!!!!!!!!!
chat to you soon
lillyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
did some one ask if i was sexy and funny in real life
god no whats real life lol
it looks like a few of you have been busy laying
eggs no
tables
thanks for that you hsve saved me a job lol
twos69 you have talents i didnt know you had
when i lay a table i always get the knife and fork the wrong way round lol
posh buggers lol cant keep up with them
you all have worked so very hard
not sure if we are having soup but if you are and you are sitting next to me lol
dont make to much noise drinking ya soup
dont talk with ya mouth full and ask before you need to get up from the table
god its just like being at home lol
lillyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
hi guys
well as if you dont have lots to do already lol
we have been thinking of trying another club
see how the other half live !!!!!!!!!!!!!
the posh buggers lol
so you i think can count us both in lol
so will have to get old man to put his hand in his pocket no not to play wiv his balls lol
but to get some pennies out lol
have looked on the web site and it all looks so good
cant wait till the april doo
lillyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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just looked in
and what did i read
wow a red rose for all the fab ladies
count me in lol all i have ever got is a dandylion and you know what they say about them lol
well if you dont i was told that if you hold one you wet the bed
oh that accounts for the wet bed the other day then it must have been that or old man was pissed and wet the bed lol
dont tell him i told you lol
counting the days nights till we all meet up
thamks gold for all the hard work you and silver have put in to all of this
you are the stars
and we are all your followers
must be that or we all after your big box of flakes
lilly xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
:shock: wow silver you must have been out all night trying to get down to the last two places well done to you both
cant wait to meet you all
:P mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm thinking about the table top magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what ever that may be
well in my house its table top magic when we have some food on the table
and table cloth hell
when ya cant see any hands on the table top lol
ihave been a little naughty soz but not been doing the andy pandy thing
you know what i mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!
think gold you may have to make the dress alittle bigger
no i am not up the duff lol
just eatten to much
and have two big things in the way not sure where they came from lol
see you all soon
lilly xx
please put us by the door so if all go wrong
i can make a fast get away
to be picked up by the police
wearing an lou be lou outfit
just my luck lol
well
hello all so glad to see that lots have now got names down on the list
but get ya arse in gear book meal and pay you tight buggers
oh and if ya stopping over
dont wake us up lol
have been asked to tell ya no bum throwing
or was that bun
not long now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lilly
well i know i may need new specs
lol but did i see right gold
you have been looking at the xmas do!!! god lol you love to do things early
if the tamworth do is a blast
you may well have to count us in for the well in advance xmas do my fav carol is silent night
lillyxxxxx
oh 4got lol
well i do hope that wineman will not be doing his trick with the wine bottle!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dont let him gold please lol
lillyxxxxxxxxxx
glad to see weon the list as if ya names not on the list ya not cummming in lol
thanks for asking
wel not going to hell think swinging heaven is better !!!!!!!!!!!!
get well soon claire we all will miss you baby
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