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Jags
I have already sent you two (2) PM.....
to you what you asked me
2. Advising you of the new one and asking you to delete the old one.
BLUE.
3. The new message does not say anything about exchanging a holiday for a free sex.....only asking for company.
I am sorry jags but I have PM you twice.
I have already sent you two (2) PM.....
to you what you asked me
2. Advising you of the new one and asking you to delete the old one.
BLUE.
3. The new message does not say anything about exchanging a holiday for a free sex.....only asking for company.
I am sorry jags but I have PM you twice.
Are there any horny ladies who would like to have fun, single, married or BI?
I am a straight male and I had my first meeting last Saturday and now looking for more.....excitement and fun.
I live in Surrey but I can travel in the SE counties or accommodate.
I am free for the next 10 days before I go on holidays and I can move at a very short notice.
I am also looking for a woman to join me on for a 7-10 days holiday to the Greek island of KOS on the 29 September.
Wiz57
I am a straight male and I had my first meeting last Saturday and now looking for more.....excitement and fun.
I live in Surrey but I can travel in the SE counties or accommodate.
I am free for the next 10 days before I go on holidays and I can move at a very short notice.
I am also looking for a woman to join me on for a 7-10 days holiday to the Greek island of KOS on the 29 September.
Wiz57
Thanks Mark
yes that is what I would say too. Health is the most important thing in life.
As about my manhood I never had a problem or felt inadequate.
The only time I will be start getting worried it will be when I would not be able to raise to the occassion but now there is Viagra etc and I hope I will be going for years....LOL
I agree end of th eposting here.
wiz
yes that is what I would say too. Health is the most important thing in life.
As about my manhood I never had a problem or felt inadequate.
The only time I will be start getting worried it will be when I would not be able to raise to the occassion but now there is Viagra etc and I hope I will be going for years....LOL
I agree end of th eposting here.
wiz
Are there any horny ladies who would like to have fun, single, married, BI, I am a straight male and I had my first meeting last Saturday and now looking for more.....excitement and fun.
I live in Surrey, I can travel in SE or accommodate. I am free for the next 10 days before I go on holidays and I can move very quickly.
I am also looking for a lady to accompany me on my holidays in KOS on the 29 Septemeber for FREE.
Get in touch what have you got to loose?
Wiz57
I live in Surrey, I can travel in SE or accommodate. I am free for the next 10 days before I go on holidays and I can move very quickly.
I am also looking for a lady to accompany me on my holidays in KOS on the 29 Septemeber for FREE.
Get in touch what have you got to loose?
Wiz57
Quote by gae
Dear me, there's not need to start an argument, and i'd rather you did it elsewhere. I'll open a new thread purely for you to argue with people, and take it off topic, but this thread is for me to meet girls to have fun with, so do us both a favour wiz, and give it a rest.
My post didn't NEED to be clarified to you, because you don't fit my criteria, so it seems to me you're just poking your nose in and looking for confrontation. Don't bother, because you WILL lose.
Gae
I am not starting an argument nor I had any intention to do so. I wasn't poking my nose in anybody's business and I am not looking for any confrontation.
If you refer to my fist post you will see it was only a joke to which you replied!
That is that
wiz
Quote by duracellbunny
where you supposed to messure your dick from? never really given it much thought? i remember a lads magazine doing something like this and giving away a measuring device thing
seems to be allot of blokes moaning about women wanting big dicks? well laddies your in luck, my old teachers said i was the biggest dick she had ever taught.
woman are entitled to want big dicks the way man want big tits etc, thats got to have been said somewhere
There is an earlier link to another site where comments made regarding measuring the size of a dick. The important point is that you have to have a point of reference. For example: In many photos a guys or woman's hand is holding the dick. You can measure the length of the 4 fingers and you will find that is not more than 4 1/2 inches...than you can make a safe assumtion for the rest.
Nobody is moaning about women wanting big cocks, it was a question of the original poster who sparked this long threat and now he has vanished........
Anyway we seem to have had a lot of fun posting here.
Of course a woman is entitled to ask whatever she wants, without been critisised, like men do here also.
wiz
Kezz
Of course I guessed that she is Bi but I prefer to have an open mind and before I offend anybody here...I think is better to ask if am not 100% sure.
I prefer the debating and joikng fun style than the one liners......like:
I am wiz and any female wants to watch me wank on camera?
or
Anyone for a fuck....I am hard and horny e-mail me.
Not my style and I am not a hardened swinger...just a str8 guy and of course I will try a few new things. That is why we are here..........
wiz
Of course I guessed that she is Bi but I prefer to have an open mind and before I offend anybody here...I think is better to ask if am not 100% sure.
I prefer the debating and joikng fun style than the one liners......like:
I am wiz and any female wants to watch me wank on camera?
or
Anyone for a fuck....I am hard and horny e-mail me.
Not my style and I am not a hardened swinger...just a str8 guy and of course I will try a few new things. That is why we are here..........
wiz
Quote by mark/surrey
i agree with rachel she likes big dicks then shes in my good books, ive edited this post as im not going anywhere shes my type of girl and she can have mine anytime.
nice one rachel , remember its all yours should you require it.
p;s 14 im not bragging and never have i dont need to.
just telling the truth.
ive seen girls here showing their ample boobs and i love it.
like i love my cock, thank you.
Mark
Of cours you are bragging about the size of your dick....just read your postings.........ha ha ha
As about Rachel you have no hope in hell to get in her knickers...she told you so in an earlier posting in this threat ( maby if I am around your area and fancy MMF= never)....she obviously can't handle the one she has at home, at the moment (which gives her pain..), so she askes other females for help.....and all her talk about large dicks are just a cover.....LOL ..LOL...LOL
My small donner has better chances than your large kebab, if I ever come near to her.....LOL....LOL....LOL
Wiz
:lol: :lol: 
May I remind you all of HarryO posting below?
Having viewed numerous thousands of postings since joining Swinging Heaven some years ago, may I point out a few items that may make your post more readable by others. Please bear in mind that the majority of swingers are in the 30+ age range and have had a good education by modern standards.
Please try and construct your sentences in plain English, not local slang or phone text.
Form sentences.
Punctuate your words correctly.
Form paragraphs.
Spell words correctly.
I appreciate that there may be some people who have difficulty seeing words correctly and that others may not have paid enough attention to lessons at school. However, with the aid of Word, WordPerfect or any other similar document producing programme, you can write out your 'Post' or advertisement first. Then check it for spelling and punctuation errors, prior to cutting and pasting it into one or more of 'The Forum' rooms.
A well written 'post' is far more likely to be read, than one with numerous errors, or which is produced as a thirty line block of letters with no punctuation or paragraphs. We all make mistakes, but there is no need to compound the error, when there are simple ways of avoiding or correcting them.
Please try typing your message out in one of the word processing programmes first, and count how many errors the spelling and grammar checking part of the programme picks up on. I do realise that many spell checking programmes are based on American English and a few errors may creep in here and there, but overall, it should improve your 'post'.
Harry0
Having written the above straight into a posting box, I bet there are a few faux pas.
Yes Mak all OK
Wiz
Having viewed numerous thousands of postings since joining Swinging Heaven some years ago, may I point out a few items that may make your post more readable by others. Please bear in mind that the majority of swingers are in the 30+ age range and have had a good education by modern standards.
Please try and construct your sentences in plain English, not local slang or phone text.
Form sentences.
Punctuate your words correctly.
Form paragraphs.
Spell words correctly.
I appreciate that there may be some people who have difficulty seeing words correctly and that others may not have paid enough attention to lessons at school. However, with the aid of Word, WordPerfect or any other similar document producing programme, you can write out your 'Post' or advertisement first. Then check it for spelling and punctuation errors, prior to cutting and pasting it into one or more of 'The Forum' rooms.
A well written 'post' is far more likely to be read, than one with numerous errors, or which is produced as a thirty line block of letters with no punctuation or paragraphs. We all make mistakes, but there is no need to compound the error, when there are simple ways of avoiding or correcting them.
Please try typing your message out in one of the word processing programmes first, and count how many errors the spelling and grammar checking part of the programme picks up on. I do realise that many spell checking programmes are based on American English and a few errors may creep in here and there, but overall, it should improve your 'post'.
Harry0
Having written the above straight into a posting box, I bet there are a few faux pas.
Yes Mak all OK
Wiz
Quote by chick0074
We are still yet to hear from the woman who like small cocks or te guy who wishes he had a smaller cock
Rachel
As we can write "Space Monkey" off as being an idiot and not genuine (I've been waiting for a chance to use that expression!) the question still stands - looking to hear from a guy who GENUINELY wants a smaller cock.
Rachel
:wink:
Your original statement was in two parts and I was only pointing out the reply for the first one. Fo rthe second we have to wait abit more.....
Thanks for your faith.......but don't mention it again about the small kebab...you wil give me an inferiority complex.......lol
Not going out tonight or too excausted from last night?.......lol
wiz57
Oh my god!
I just left you alone for a few hours to go and do my duty to the opposite sex and an open warfare has erupted here!
I am not very happy with some of you lot, especially with people who kept talking, yesterday and today, about my inexperience (1 woman in my life!) and my small donner kebab.
I had to suffer the indignity to have to stand to attention for inspection.
Luckily I managed to pass the test and the Sergeant Major was happy.
The sergeant major was extremely pleased with my tongue abilities in verbal communication and with my trip around the world. I was honoured with 2 bingo calls before I had to pass the next test.
Then my donner kebab, was put to test and it was found out that it was a good fit for the Sergeant Major’s oral accommodation (I was told) and I was allowed to enter the wet enclave and to my surprise I heard the Sergeant Major calling bingo for 3rd time.
Now I am not gloating for passing the tests but I am just happy about my experience and I hope that will happen again soon.
Having gone through nearly every advert here and seen many photos I get a little suspicion that some big boys because of luck of digital camera, maybe and I repeat maybe have borrowed some photos from www. Some girls too maybe got jealous and done the same. Who knows………it’s only a suspicion.
Of course the girls must have admired the excellent specimens of the large kebabs there and now are looking and asking for similar! Jealousy is a terrible thing!
Finally to resolve this argument I suggest we start a poll.
.Wiz57
:lol: :lol:
PS: Chick0074 my flagpole is well decorated with nearly all the European flags and the majority of them are from UK, Ukraine, Russia and Romania, without forgetting our cousins from USA and Canada………and today I added one more from UK.
I just left you alone for a few hours to go and do my duty to the opposite sex and an open warfare has erupted here!
I am not very happy with some of you lot, especially with people who kept talking, yesterday and today, about my inexperience (1 woman in my life!) and my small donner kebab.
I had to suffer the indignity to have to stand to attention for inspection.
Luckily I managed to pass the test and the Sergeant Major was happy.
The sergeant major was extremely pleased with my tongue abilities in verbal communication and with my trip around the world. I was honoured with 2 bingo calls before I had to pass the next test.
Then my donner kebab, was put to test and it was found out that it was a good fit for the Sergeant Major’s oral accommodation (I was told) and I was allowed to enter the wet enclave and to my surprise I heard the Sergeant Major calling bingo for 3rd time.
Now I am not gloating for passing the tests but I am just happy about my experience and I hope that will happen again soon.
Having gone through nearly every advert here and seen many photos I get a little suspicion that some big boys because of luck of digital camera, maybe and I repeat maybe have borrowed some photos from www. Some girls too maybe got jealous and done the same. Who knows………it’s only a suspicion.
Of course the girls must have admired the excellent specimens of the large kebabs there and now are looking and asking for similar! Jealousy is a terrible thing!
Finally to resolve this argument I suggest we start a poll.
.Wiz57
:lol: :lol: PS: Chick0074 my flagpole is well decorated with nearly all the European flags and the majority of them are from UK, Ukraine, Russia and Romania, without forgetting our cousins from USA and Canada………and today I added one more from UK.
Are there any sexy ladies in Surrey and the nearby counties who like to have sex with single men or all of you are either BI or prim and proper?
There are a couple of guys around here that we can offer you the choice of Large stallion or a small donner.
What are you waiting for? Don't be shy.......
wiz57
There are a couple of guys around here that we can offer you the choice of Large stallion or a small donner.
What are you waiting for? Don't be shy.......
wiz57
Morning all
I see everybody is still in bed shagging......or totally excausted from the all night activity with the EXTRA LARGE COCKS>.........LOL
I better make a move and go to see if the lady I am meeting she likes small or large donner kebab.........let you know later if I was lucky.
wiz....er.....Stavros.......LOL
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I see everybody is still in bed shagging......or totally excausted from the all night activity with the EXTRA LARGE COCKS>.........LOL
I better make a move and go to see if the lady I am meeting she likes small or large donner kebab.........let you know later if I was lucky.
wiz....er.....Stavros.......LOL
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 