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Come on Rachel and Mark
Give me half a chance.......I only said that I have a meeting.........I didn't say I going for a shagg.......
:lol: :lol:
I wil lonly start laoughing after I get my cake and she had my donner..........
I am not haching my eggs untill it happens.
BTW I had a few other answer from prostitutes, as I said before, but now I can't see their adverts around.........
Mark where in Surrey are you? I am in L/head
and Rachel sorry to dissapoint you but you can't use your strap on me.....I am still a virgin and I don't think I will want to loose it now!....LOL
Wiz57
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Give me half a chance.......I only said that I have a meeting.........I didn't say I going for a shagg.......
:lol: :lol: I wil lonly start laoughing after I get my cake and she had my donner..........
I am not haching my eggs untill it happens.
BTW I had a few other answer from prostitutes, as I said before, but now I can't see their adverts around.........
Mark where in Surrey are you? I am in L/head
and Rachel sorry to dissapoint you but you can't use your strap on me.....I am still a virgin and I don't think I will want to loose it now!....LOL
Wiz57
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Rachel
You can take the piss as long as you like,,,,,I do have a sense of humour....and I don't take things seriously. Life is too short for that.
Earlier you said ....Horses for courses.....and the site serves many....
Believe it or not it has served mine.....and tommorrow I am having my first meeting with a single female........who doesnt need many large dicks to be satisfied.....just somebody who can treat her nicely.......and who knows?
I may succeed to servive her soon with my small kebab......
So Mark you are safe as I am not working at the Kebab shop......lol
wiz
You can take the piss as long as you like,,,,,I do have a sense of humour....and I don't take things seriously. Life is too short for that.
Earlier you said ....Horses for courses.....and the site serves many....
Believe it or not it has served mine.....and tommorrow I am having my first meeting with a single female........who doesnt need many large dicks to be satisfied.....just somebody who can treat her nicely.......and who knows?
I may succeed to servive her soon with my small kebab......
So Mark you are safe as I am not working at the Kebab shop......lol
wiz
Quote by chick0074
Well exactly - how many REAL people say "vaginal" and "clitoral" when they talk about sex?
Rachel
So using polite language is not acceptable here and I am not a real person?
On the other hand you make too many assumptions....I only had 1 woman in my life......lo lol lol
and yes I am an older guy with a small cock, as you say, and I can give a woman a HARD...time but probably we are talking about 2 different things and we are on different wave lengh.
Never mind enjoy what you plan for the weekend and also all others.
Promise in future not to annoy you, by not posting here.
wiz57
Quote by chick0074
The thing is in the normal outside world these arguments do hold up. They are all largely theory anyway and are never put to the test.
In the swinging world we we do meet up and have sex with each other, often in front of each other, the myths get dispelled pretty quickly.
Rachel
So the difference of the normal world and here is only that internet allows you to circumvent the time finding what you looking for, in meeting and having sex.
I tottally agree with Mark that 90% of women need the long foreplay before they are satisfied. Most women can have an orgasm with clitoral stimulation and small munber from vaginal penetration.
Firstly let me say that daily many new members join the board so I don't find it boring to r read the same questions. We have the coice to reply or ignore them.
Rachel
Yes it is a matter of size but depents from which angle you see it.
If the love tunnel of a woman is the size of the Channel tunnel than of course it needs a huge train, like the Eurostart, to be filled and satisfied. That is why a number of women enjoy fisting and that is the only way to satisfy them..
I expect you will admit that there are varius tunel sizes and at the end of the day it's like the sauspans which needs the right lid to fit correctly?
It's very easy to reconign a woman with a love tunnel the size of Channel Tunnel by looking her mouth. If she has a mouth like Julia at "Pretty Woma " from ear to ear then definately she needs a huge dong to satisfy her....but if a woman has a small petit mouth for sure 5-7 inches is enough to give them a good time.
As about me I have been very happy with my average 6 inches cock and I had plenty satisfied women in my life.
wiz
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Rachel
Yes it is a matter of size but depents from which angle you see it.
If the love tunnel of a woman is the size of the Channel tunnel than of course it needs a huge train, like the Eurostart, to be filled and satisfied. That is why a number of women enjoy fisting and that is the only way to satisfy them..
I expect you will admit that there are varius tunel sizes and at the end of the day it's like the sauspans which needs the right lid to fit correctly?
It's very easy to reconign a woman with a love tunnel the size of Channel Tunnel by looking her mouth. If she has a mouth like Julia at "Pretty Woma " from ear to ear then definately she needs a huge dong to satisfy her....but if a woman has a small petit mouth for sure 5-7 inches is enough to give them a good time.
As about me I have been very happy with my average 6 inches cock and I had plenty satisfied women in my life.
wiz
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Definately a compliment.......
and looking at your advert I think you should add also the other one with the full view of your excellent assets.....
Actually if I had both photos then I would create you an animated gif, to use as an avatar, so after the pic with your glasses in 3 second to surprise us with the full view of your boobs.
At least your photos are very clear and I can't understand why other people put pictures on their sdverts, which are very dark and you can't see anything?
If it is not much I would like to have a copy of both photos too!
Go on make all of your admires happy!
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wiz57
and looking at your advert I think you should add also the other one with the full view of your excellent assets.....
Actually if I had both photos then I would create you an animated gif, to use as an avatar, so after the pic with your glasses in 3 second to surprise us with the full view of your boobs.
At least your photos are very clear and I can't understand why other people put pictures on their sdverts, which are very dark and you can't see anything?
If it is not much I would like to have a copy of both photos too!
Go on make all of your admires happy!
xxx
wiz57
It's the ususal fantacy of most women.....but when it comes down to reality most of them will tell you that an average size cock (5-7 inc) is sufficient and of course is more important if you know what to do with it.
A lot of women told me that when they tried exeptionaly large cocks after a few times they gave up, as it was not enjoyable for them anymore.
Jackie is right......and BTW Jackie that photo of your arse it gives me (daily) a constant problem with my average best friend....lol
wiz57
A lot of women told me that when they tried exeptionaly large cocks after a few times they gave up, as it was not enjoyable for them anymore.
Jackie is right......and BTW Jackie that photo of your arse it gives me (daily) a constant problem with my average best friend....lol
wiz57
Thanks everybody for all your comments and good advise.
I will have patients and try to make mself know, as you suggest and I expect soon I will get an invitation or e-mail from te right person.
So far I got four e-mails but were all from prostitutes.......but just now I got one from a very sensible, good looking lady, so I am off to reply to her.
Wiz57
I will have patients and try to make mself know, as you suggest and I expect soon I will get an invitation or e-mail from te right person.
So far I got four e-mails but were all from prostitutes.......but just now I got one from a very sensible, good looking lady, so I am off to reply to her.
Wiz57
I am a newby here but since I joined I have received several e-mailes from single femails which direct me to another site so I can E-mail them. It appears to be the same where prostitutes advertise........and of course you have to pay. NO THANKS
If I get some more I will report their adverts .......
I have a very good spam stopper via BTyahoo, where I receive over 30-40 e-mails mostly from USA. Despite that now I receive a few more directly to my non public address.
wiz 57
If I get some more I will report their adverts .......
I have a very good spam stopper via BTyahoo, where I receive over 30-40 e-mails mostly from USA. Despite that now I receive a few more directly to my non public address.
wiz 57
Having been around for a short time and browsed through many postings, adverts etc I have noticed that most females, nearly always looking for men with very large cocks.
I also checked several adverts, of single men with large cocks, for which they are proud of course and post photos. I also noticed that all these gorgeous women never post a photo of themselves and I wonder why?
I can understand that we are too many single men around so we have to keep posting.....
On the other hand I would have thought that there are plenty of men around to keep all women busy day and night....lol and who will respond to their call at the drop of a hat.
Women also say that their e-mail box is always full so obviously they have a large choice.
The question I have to ask is:
Why women still post adverts asking for men with Large cocks, when there is so much availability around?
As for me I am just an average block and I will have to wait for my luck to come....one day!
wiz57
I also checked several adverts, of single men with large cocks, for which they are proud of course and post photos. I also noticed that all these gorgeous women never post a photo of themselves and I wonder why?
I can understand that we are too many single men around so we have to keep posting.....
On the other hand I would have thought that there are plenty of men around to keep all women busy day and night....lol and who will respond to their call at the drop of a hat.
Women also say that their e-mail box is always full so obviously they have a large choice.
The question I have to ask is:
Why women still post adverts asking for men with Large cocks, when there is so much availability around?
As for me I am just an average block and I will have to wait for my luck to come....one day!
wiz57
Single man over 50, own flat, transport, camera living in Surrey found my self with nothing to do today.
All good suggestions are welcome to stop me getting bored.
I don't like going to the pub on my own and maybe some ladies would like a chat, or go out for drink...or what ever else they prefer to do.
Thank you for reading this.
wiz57
All good suggestions are welcome to stop me getting bored.
I don't like going to the pub on my own and maybe some ladies would like a chat, or go out for drink...or what ever else they prefer to do.
Thank you for reading this.
wiz57
Have been around for awhile, reading many posts, e- mailing to several females but so far no luck.
I am a single male over 50 and looking for fun with single ladies, in the southeast, with my own accommodation and transport.
Any single ladies out there?
Can old members advise me where I go wrong?
Thank you.
wiz57
I am a single male over 50 and looking for fun with single ladies, in the southeast, with my own accommodation and transport.
Any single ladies out there?
Can old members advise me where I go wrong?
Thank you.
wiz57
