Is this finger and thumb of the same hand...?
Hairspray on your number plate.. seems to work.. (lol - so far at least...)
.. had a great time at Partners.. I'd never been before... Its a really lovely place and met some really friendly and very sexy people... I'd really recommend it, especially on a sunday it seems.. and even tho I'd turned up in leathers.. no-one laughed!
and then... on the way home... zoomed up a deserted motorway and ended up a having a playful race at 1am with a very very pretty lady in a Porsche, top down (the car, not her..) long blonde hair blowing in the breeze...
If anyone ever fancies a nightime ride at very silly speeds on a beautiful night like last night then you're welcome to join me...
Bikes+Swinging=Heaven...
Bugger...! I've got no chance of getting away with this have i?
I was pretty unimpressed when he sat on my face and called me 'Bunny' too...
Gazza
Hello and welcome...
Obviously you will have read the terms and conditions of this site and specifically the bit where it mentions you have to have me first...
The bloody birds around here dont tweet 'have sex here'.. they just go on about twig shortages and the like...
Does sound like a vote winner tho... "Its going to be hot tomorrow.. everyone take the day off and shag total strangers...'
Tis a scientific fact that there are considerably more erections in the summer months.. So I spose that is an indication of hornyness...
Do girls get wetter (other than perspiration)... when its hotter?
I think everyone can be a tosser if they put their mind to it... Its probably just the volume that makes it seems that single men have a monopoly on it..
I myself have been a tosser from time to time... and I know of girl tossers too..
In fact most people who call other people tossers are probably likely to be tossers too..
er.. I'll get my coat..
Hmm.. you havent actually lurked here the entire year have you?... I mean, you have had some breaks... maybe just for food etc...?
Witty and attractive women.. cos they taste sooo good..
Other peoples chocolate...
and er.. right now.... probably some mutual masturbation..
Chloe and Lenny would love to enjoy the company of a sexy Bi-Fem. Can accomodate. PM for more details....
Hmm.. I think maybe you should tell all...
Ok.. if we can't actually talk about sex
We could allude to it.. do that clever innuendo stuff
.. hmm..
Push it.. push it real good..
Yum!
Ok.. Well, I know its a bit daring.. and hardly appropriate for a site like this..
but we could talk about....
SEX!
Aw...
Yes..
er.. can your bum talk?
That there is any point in starting a pointless thread just so, on the off chance, someone might see your picture and and and...
Or should I just not bother?
Wonderful...
FA Cup for us
Championship for Chelski
and European for Liverpool
and nothing at all for Man U....
Does is get any better?
Its bit of shame really.... our cocks are being completely left-behind in terms of technology... mine can neither oscilliate or pulse to that degree... and as for lasting two minutes....
Hmm..
I just tried mine on my bollocks... Tis a very strange sensation... I was kinda glad of the 2 minute break tho... and toothpaste stings!
This is a bit tricky..
One the one hand.. there is Ant and Dec (after all, they are only tiny)
on the other.. a geordie bi-couple
and on the other... a blow job
Suppose I took one hand away.. leaving only two(?) & tossed them both..?
Hello.....
and Welcome...
Lots of women will now telephone you and offer free sex!
(actually., that bit might not happen... but its a lovely idea)
You do know that Anthony and Declan is an anagram of Geordie Bi-couple..?
But.. well... its just soo difficult to tell them apart...
or perhaps they both suck?
Hmmm.. I think my birthday fantasy would be to be in someone elses birthday fantasy...
Perhaps Jim'll (if he is still alive) will fix it for me..
Oops.. sorry... i shall cross-thread immediately (which does seem in keeping with the spirit of 'Sparkle'
Cool.. then I shall be there... is there something I should do tho to identify fellow munchsters?
Or will the drooling give them away?
