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zorbotic
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by PoloLady
X-Ray Spex Album (pink vinyl) Can't remember the bloody name of it now... something to do with test tubes I am sure, as they were all in giant test tubes on the cover. 1001 reasons why I wish I still had that album.
Oh bondage up yours
Showing my age..........albums just called test tube babies,mines just a warped black one
ops: Quote by Scandal
Now if we're talking fashion disasters I have to say THE most undesirable garment currently popular has to be the footy shirt! YUK!
Especially if it is red and worn by a woman and extra especially if it has a Liver Bird on it
:evil:Football shirts worn by men or women are a big no no imho.......especially when the wearer looks as if they would have a coronary at the thought of running 20 yards or more
Quote by Libra-Love
I just dont "get" why someone would pay money for faded or ripped jeans.............whats all that about:? :?
I have a fashion all of my own8-)
The worst fashion disaster is surely "low slung jeans"and visible g-strings.........ugh :? :? ladies please keep the colour of the piece of string between your bum cheeks private
Don't usually wear knickers so more guilty of builders butt :oops: than the ass floss :shock: thing
I somehow cant believe your bum is like any builders i know(its not is it :cry: )......as for ass floss...............can i floss yours :oops:
Quote by Scandal
The worst fashion disaster is surely "low slung jeans"and visible g-strings.........ugh
No way!!
Hipster jeans with the g-string showing - drives me nuts!!
:lol: :lol: Ladies, please keep em public! :lol:
Now if we're talking fashion disasters I have to say THE most undesirable garment currently popular has to be the footy shirt! YUK!
With you all the way on the footie shirt,but the gstring no no no no,havent you heard of leaving a little to the imagination
I just dont "get" why someone would pay money for faded or ripped jeans.............whats all that about :? :?
I have a fashion all of my own 8-)
The worst fashion disaster is surely "low slung jeans"and visible g-strings.........ugh :? :? ladies please keep the colour of the piece of string between your bum cheeks private ops:
:? :? I have a fashion all of my own
8-) The worst fashion disaster is surely "low slung jeans"and visible g-strings.........ugh :? :? ladies please keep the colour of the piece of string between your bum cheeks private
ops: Yes ive faked it just the having sex because i could,not because i wanted to..........the lady was someone i knew vaguely who i found mildly attractive,it was dull i was getting bored so yeah i faked it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ops: :oops:
the condom helped.......felt no guilt just relief it was over :oops: :oops:
ops: :oops: the condom helped.......felt no guilt just relief it was over :oops: :oops:
Quote by bluexxx
or maybe its me.
It's just you, and a few others. Plenty of people join every single day with no hassle at all. It looks like there are more problems with the room than there actually are cos people think it's OK to come and whine about it here. If they read the instructions and contacted the room for help they might have more success
Whining?Hardly,just expressing an opinion,probably not very eloquently,but hey in the spirit of crimbo I,ll consider myself bollocked and go and contemplate my computer illiteracy.
Did I for one second say that you personally were whining? No. I said that it looks like there are more problems with the room than there actually are cos people think it's OK to come and whine about it here. Where in that comment do I mention you personally? Maybe if you read things properly, you might be able to get in the room! Just a thought! :roll: :roll: :roll:
Maybe i just like feeling the rough end of your tongue
Quote by bluexxx
or maybe its me.
It's just you, and a few others. Plenty of people join every single day with no hassle at all. It looks like there are more problems with the room than there actually are cos people think it's OK to come and whine about it here. If they read the instructions and contacted the room for help they might have more success
Whining?Hardly,just expressing an opinion,probably not very eloquently,but hey in the spirit of crimbo I,ll consider myself bollocked and go and contemplate my computer illiteracy.
It seems to me,as a new usesr of this site,that the chat room iswell nigh impossible to tried for hours following the instructions with no luck,maybe its my pc or maybe its me.
Seems a real shame and surely must be seems to be a reasonably vibrant "community" on the site but new blood should always be welcomed.
Given the problems I,ve had,and ok im no computer whizz kid i cant help feeling lots of people are looking and turning away.
All established forums are intimidating for new users till they find there way around.
Suppose one of the problems on here is its a free site and depends on a small group of dedicated volunteers to make it is for every new member who gewts involved you have a potential new moderator.
Seems a real shame and surely must be seems to be a reasonably vibrant "community" on the site but new blood should always be welcomed.
Given the problems I,ve had,and ok im no computer whizz kid i cant help feeling lots of people are looking and turning away.
All established forums are intimidating for new users till they find there way around.
Suppose one of the problems on here is its a free site and depends on a small group of dedicated volunteers to make it is for every new member who gewts involved you have a potential new moderator.
Quote by PoloLady
It gets you thinking how do you "know" how to "perform" oral
I think when your partner starts to make a roll-up, it should be a pretty BIG clue that its not quite working for them!
Agreed,but maybe he was down there thinking....................what the f*** she doing now?!? i never read about that in dear deirdre!!!!
Quote by PoloLady
A long long time ago... I made a roll-up once whilst a bf was giving oral. But he was obsolutly rubbish at it. He was just poking his tongue out a little bit and dabbing as if he was checking to see if a chilli was too hot. I did try to giving instructions, but they fell on deaf ears, so I rolled a fag and just let him get on with it.
Does that make me a bad person?
I think that it probably let him know that he needed to irmprove his technique :shock:
Personally I like lots of feedback. If I'm working away & having no effect.... I want to know so that I can start having the sort of effect I want to have. :P
Trust me I tried!!!!
Sounds like' get dressed and go home" might have been the best instruction.
It gets you thinking how do you "know" how to "perform" oral or otherwise,most of the basics seem to come naturally wiyth bits of fine tuning along the way as you gain experience.
Theres a big big difference,in my humble opinion,between "fantasies" particularly in the throes of sex and the cold light of reality.
Many many people ,men and women have fantasies that enhance their sex lives without becoming reality.
For some people fantasies are best left at that.
It may be that the lady in question may enjoy sex with another man,but probably not if she is only persuaded to do it by you.
Ive been involved in one or two situations where its aparrent that a woman is participating to keep her male partner happy.
Let her make up her own mind.....................in the meantime a good dose of honesty would probably work wonders.
Many many people ,men and women have fantasies that enhance their sex lives without becoming reality.
For some people fantasies are best left at that.
It may be that the lady in question may enjoy sex with another man,but probably not if she is only persuaded to do it by you.
Ive been involved in one or two situations where its aparrent that a woman is participating to keep her male partner happy.
Let her make up her own mind.....................in the meantime a good dose of honesty would probably work wonders.
