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11 Jan 2005

Quote by lucyuktv2
The benefit system,in a perfect world,should provide support and assistance for people who for whatever reason are unable to support themsleves to a basic level.
Of course there are workshy people,there always have been and you find them in ant society throughout the world.
But the benefit system is about more than the so called workshy,its about genuinly sick and disabled people,vulnerable children and pensioners and those who genuinlt cant help them selves.
There is a hidden underclass of mentally disrurbed people whi have been released into care in the community who need protection.
Of course we can all name a disabled person who works,someone who has no interest in work,a scrounging asylum seeker,a feckless single mum,but i believe they are an exception and this shouldnt lead to vigilantes shopping people for a few hunderd quid.
In fact im sure the goverment and authories are well aware of the situation regarding Disability people onto this particular benefit has been largely responsible for the success of this tory goverment in bringing down the unemployment rate

I didn't mean it that way, just that if this particular person is taking the piss that there is a way to stop it, stop getting annoyed about it, and get a free shopping trip too biggrin

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the government is labour by the way!!
Libra, I think that's what they meant by buck the trend, that you weren't claiming :cheers:
We obviously come from different parts of the country and different people i know would frown upon informing on others just so they could get their hands on a few hundred quid............if thats what turns you on hey enjoy it.
I,m well aware of the politics of the current goverment,slightly to the right of the last Thatcher use of Tory obviously went straight over your called irony

11 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love

Unemployment benefit in this country is paid on a contibutions basis and for a limited ammout of the contributions and after the stipulated period a claimant is entitled to a lesser rate of Income support

And the benefit system is open to abuse.
Hey, the disability office (not for me, but my kid) gave mea list of benefits I'm entitle to and valid reasons why I can't work :shock:
But I'm in no mood to debate this one out with you. All I'm saying is it's far too easy to stay at home and collect benefits.
Why shouldnt someone be told about a benefit they are ENTITLED to?
Differences of opinion are fine,,,,,,,,i agree to disagree.

11 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love

Libra, love the idea of the 6 month thing, ever thought about becoming an MP? I'd vote for you with a policy like that!

In SA you have to have worked and contributed toward unemployement benefits for a minimum of 6 months before you are entitled to them. And then should you find yourself unemployed they pay you 45% of your last wage for 6 months then you're out on your own.
Been there done that.
Unemployment benefit in this country is paid on a contibutions basis and for a limited ammout of the contributions and after the stipulated period a claimant is entitled to a lesser rate of Income support

11 Jan 2005

Quote by lucyuktv2

How do people get away with drawing money each week for years on end? People like a guy near us. Never worked legally since he left school over 20 years ago. Draws various benefits, including disability benefit for a supposed *bad back* and then goes off to work with his brother every day as a builders labourer :!:
Tracy-Jayne

you know you can get hundreds of pounds reward for mentioning that to them, don't you?
Libra, love the idea of the 6 month thing, ever thought about becoming an MP? I'd vote for you with a policy like that!
Thats sure you are suggesting people should grass people up for the good of society not get their grubby mitts on a few hundred quid.

11 Jan 2005

The benefit system,in a perfect world,should provide support and assistance for people who for whatever reason are unable to support themsleves to a basic level.
Of course there are workshy people,there always have been and you find them in ant society throughout the world.
But the benefit system is about more than the so called workshy,its about genuinly sick and disabled people,vulnerable children and pensioners and those who genuinlt cant help them selves.
There is a hidden underclass of mentally disrurbed people whi have been released into care in the community who need protection.
Of course we can all name a disabled person who works,someone who has no interest in work,a scrounging asylum seeker,a feckless single mum,but i believe they are an exception and this shouldnt lead to vigilantes shopping people for a few hunderd quid.
In fact im sure the goverment and authories are well aware of the situation regarding Disability people onto this particular benefit has been largely responsible for the success of this tory goverment in bringing down the unemployment rate

11 Jan 2005

Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
Absinthe...ahhhh
place a sugar cube on a tablespoon pour absinthe into spoon and leave until all the liquid is the ice cube under your tongue.................enjoy some peculiar hallucinations

:shock: , does that really work???? :twisted:
If the absinthe is the real thing , people warm the spoon as its absorbing the absinthe.
It really is a drink that should be approached with extreme caution in my opinion :wink:

11 Jan 2005

Absinthe...ahhhh
place a sugar cube on a tablespoon pour absinthe into spoon and leave until all the liquid is the ice cube under your tongue.................enjoy some peculiar hallucinations wink

wink

11 Jan 2005

Quote by KitKat

But whats the big deal about basic good manners............
Single guys take a hammering on here................but show a bit of courtesy to those who have clearly taken some time and
Not by the way directed at anyone who posts here in the cafe,just making a point

I always find it strange when the question of sending polite refusals comes up. I think Mark posted some figures the other day, something like over 100,000 registered and active users of the ads system accounting for over 80% of the site traffic.
Over time, we have had maybe 100 people post on here and suggest that users of the ads system could be more polite.
What of the views of the 100,000 or so people who seem to disagree, but cannot be bothered to post on here and say so. Look at it from their possible perspective -
In response to the recent criticism, we, the silent majority, would like to make the following statement:
"We are all quite happy NOT wasting time on pointless polite replies which serve no purpose at all, and why should we change just to meet the unrealistic expectations of a tiny minority of wierdo freaks? If it is courtesy and manners you want - bog off and join a knitting circle. And who the fuck are you to try and judge me because I did not send a reply - you are the one living in cloud cuckoo land! These are Big Boys games - and we play by Big Boys rules. If you don't like it, fuck off and play in your silly cafe."
Perhaps it is simply the case that what you ask for is NOT normal, that those who expect politeness are seen as somewhat weird and eccentric, and those who are polite enough to send a reply, must be naive and as such could be easily influenced - so why not pester them with more e-mails and try and use that politeness to get a shag?
Not aimed at anyone in particular wink

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, just a long way of saying "Perhaps that is just the way it is". Never having posted or replied to an ad, I cannot speak from experience.
lhk
Kat
Course you are right Kat,that is just the way it is,maybe i wasnt to clear but i accept it and certainly dont lose sleep over it.
It just seems strange that someone who takes the trouble to ask for a well written detailed reply cant be arsed to write and let me know they think im an ugly fucker!
You do read comments about the ignorance of men writing "one liners" and sending cock pics wheres the incentive when you dont get a reply if you take 2 or 20 minutes replying to an ad.?
I suppose all i was trying to say was that there seems a slight case of double standards

10 Jan 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
it's nice to get a polite thanks but no thanks, but the ratio of single guys to couples and single fems especially means they can easily get 100 - 200 emails a week. every week. even a cut and paste no ta to every mail they get, even only to those that fit the criteria, just ain't practical sometimes, or takes a while to get round to. not so much lack of manners as lack of time.
neil x x x ;)

I take your point...................but theres a balance NOBODY can find the time to reply.....maybe they should take the ad down and sort through the replies........put it back if they find nothing suitable.
Anyway as i said its no big deal to me,i made the point..........i dont think it will make one iota of difference but hey cest la vie

10 Jan 2005

Cock of the Norths post on here regarding his success rate at receiving replies when he responds to an ad is amusing and good humoured.I,m sure hes like me and his long term happiness is in no danger from a lack of I,ve replied to about 20 ads on this site..................and received nothing in terms of replies.
I read ads very carefully,make sure i fit the criteria,take time putting together a mail,send a facial picture where required and hey............nothing
Now in the grand scheme of things i worry not one iota..............im a happy guy and this site and the internet are very small parts of my overall existence.
I suppose there are lots of reasons why people cant have the basic good manners to spend,what?,2 minutes to send a mail saying no thanks,they may have changed their mind,found what they are looking for,think im unsuitable or an uglt so and so who knows.
But whats the big deal about basic good manners............
Single guys take a hammering on here................but show a bit of courtesy to those who have clearly taken some time and
Not by the way directed at anyone who posts here in the cafe,just making a point

10 Jan 2005

Quote by guy4fun
Neil, I actually think that`s a really good idea. Saves people like you, Vix and Foxy.......*empty pause* from starting random meaningless threads through boredom which only serve to piss people off.
Glad I don`t do that.
Venusxxx

Foxy??Pointless threads??Explain
zorbotic the above please explain ?????????????????
Would of thought it was obvious.............but if you are having trouble let me help.....
I was asking for justification of a comment that foxy makes pointless posts.....simple really and a bit childish..................but hey.............foxy found it funny!

10 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Neil, I actually think that`s a really good idea. Saves people like you, Vix and Foxy.......*empty pause* from starting random meaningless threads through boredom which only serve to piss people off.
Glad I don`t do that.
Venusxxx

Foxy??Pointless threads??Explain

10 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
The original post is a wind

Well of course it is, married men never go off and shag around behind their wives backs do they?
Yes, but they don't openly declare an intention to deceive. I don't want to pass judgement on unfaithfulness per se, because many people claim mitigating circumstances and that's a whole other discussion, but this guy is basically saying he's doing it with malice aforethought and, as Judy says, the fact that he sees nothing wrong in that paints men in general in a rather poor light. sad

sad

Some men in some circumstances are quite open about their intentions regarding extramatital sex..........if they can get away with it they will take it when and where they SOME men and thats despicable.
But its this guys obvious lack of even a basic common sense that marks him out as either a wind up merchant or another fine example of our failing education system

10 Jan 2005

Quote by foxylady 123

Mines a small one...............does it matter??

:giggle:
Now youre taking that out of context :cry:
its a good job I,m a big enough boy to handle it wink

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Strange i thought exactly the same, about it being a small one!!! :happy:
As for the tatto, wellif its the Love/Hate one on each hand, perhps youcan wear its some football initalls on your head you can wear a bag over your head (ok one of those pvc masks like a balaclava) if its i love my mum on your chest - forget it!!
Hadnt we agreed on the pvc mask anyway :shock:
I thought you were going to put the glove on..................or are you veering towards that other idea you briefly mentioned where i was going to "tell you if you were doing it right?
In truth im so smooth you wont notice "it" .........................although yes its small.......
You and libra dont seem to understand a double entendre........but there again i think you may just be teasing
The insomnia you were mentioning..........i find masturbation helps

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love

Mines a small one...............does it matter??

:giggle:
Now youre taking that out of context :cry:
its a good job I,m a big enough boy to handle it wink

wink

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love

Mines a small one...............does it matter??

:giggle:
Now youre taking that out of context :cry:
its a good job I,m a big enough boy to handle it wink

wink

9 Jan 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
however on the tattos , im afraid I usually agree with your mum!!

Mines a small one...............does it matter??

9 Jan 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
I quiet like beards, very masculine. however on the tattos , im afraid I usually agree with your mum!!

You never mentioed this when i told you i was going to get some new razor blades :shock: :shock:

9 Jan 2005

Quote by edinbughchris
How about being a bit nicer to him? Swinging is pretty well the opposite of what he's looking for - swinging (for me anyway) is probably more about honesty and openness with your partner than you could hope for in a normal relationship. But I think tolerance towards others is good generally. He probably won't learn not to cheat on his wife by being shot down for wanting to.
He's just looking on the wrong site, that's all. He's asking a question that has to do with sex, figures swingers are into sex, so maybe they will advise. I don't approve of what he want to do, but don't see any need to take a moral high ground - some people would think swinging is terrible, after all.

Whats whether hotels take cash or plastic got to do with sex?He is just plain dumb

9 Jan 2005

Quote by foxylady 123

I know you are,i did it so i could be like you wink

wink

Ok so it a peinis ampubtation next is is? That will make you look more like me!!!
i really dont think you want me to have an amputation

9 Jan 2005

im smooth so i can be like you wink

wink

9 Jan 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
The original post is a wind

Well of course it is, married men never go off and shag around behind their wives backs do they?
Hey you sober yet?
I dont know do they?
How are you?All smooth at my end.
No i just thought even a man couldnt be that stupid
Yes im sober, sad

sad

I believ it has been heard of
Im smooth too
You would be a mazed how stupid men, particulary married men, can be
Quotes, You know of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery are now extinct? - W. Somerset Maughan
There is no infidelity when there has been no love - Honore de Balzac
I know you are,i did it so i could be like you wink

wink

9 Jan 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
The original post is a wind

Well of course it is, married men never go off and shag around behind their wives backs do they?
Hey you sober yet?
I dont know do they?
How are you?All smooth at my end.
No i just thought even a man couldnt be that stupid

9 Jan 2005

The original post is a wind

8 Jan 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Well i was nightshift lastnight, it took me ages to get home, every rd was blocked with falling trees. There i was having a a quick cuppa before getting ready for home, when all the windows came in. I run like hell, mainly coz i was not supposed to be in the tea bar lol. On a serious side the whole county of cumbria is under water or wrecked.

See foxy........its a serious issue
dunno

dunno

:dunno: :dunno: Why is there always one with no sense of hummor?
anyway farting is a serious problem!!!
with an arse like yours im sure it is

8 Jan 2005

Quote by Scot
Well i was nightshift lastnight, it took me ages to get home, every rd was blocked with falling trees. There i was having a a quick cuppa before getting ready for home, when all the windows came in. I run like hell, mainly coz i was not supposed to be in the tea bar lol. On a serious side the whole county of cumbria is under water or wrecked.

See foxy........its a serious issue

8 Jan 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Well, as my Dad used say,
"It's better to fart
And bear the shame
Than not to fart
And bear the pain".

Your father had obviously had out of date sprouts too!!
Did you really need to hijack a serious head.

8 Jan 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
I can talk about Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle if you prefer?

You know me I,d prefer the bolshevik revolution of 1917
so tell us, give us the benefit or your eyewitness report
Now..........i know you are pissed...........but you know im not that old

8 Jan 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
I can talk about Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle if you prefer?

You know me I,d prefer the bolshevik revolution of 1917

8 Jan 2005

Quote by foxylady 123

Einstien developed his theory of relativity while wanking E= ......................ERECTION=MY COME squirted :idea:

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Actually its E = E=mc2
you cant just go round droping the square bit!!
And are we talking about his general theory or special theory. I just wont be able to sleep tonight ( so whats new) for worrying about this!!!
:D was still in developement when he came up with this one,who he came up is not documented wink

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Ok so lets talk about /Einsteins enery/ mass relation feel free to develop ethe relation to mass in relation to the suns loss of mass per second and ill tell you if your correct.
You always so lucid when you are pissed?