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zorbotic
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61

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Quote by foxylady 123
I prefer the sex side of swinging, fuck the social side!!

You mean you dont even say......."HI" .......before you "get down to it"?? wink
Depends if ive already made my mind up what i want to do
Better to have things sorted in your mind than endless procrastination.
I,m not often struck dumn but who knows what my plans are
Quote by foxylady 123
I prefer the sex side of swinging, fuck the social side!!

You mean you dont even say......."HI" .......before you "get down to it"?? wink
Quote by Eagerslut9
I think it's one of those issues that can't be generalised about. In my opinion, the circumstances are going to be a very individual thing and the right and best thing to do will depend entirely on those circumstances.
(Being serious for once) :lol2:
Spot on the there is to say.
Personally i love the taste of my own cum...........i cant believe i the only one either
Quote by Happy Cats
Sorry, is it just me or is this a bloody stupid question?

Its a VERY bloody stupid question
Yes................but i do a lot of yoga so im very stretchy and supple
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
Im with you zorbotic!!!

In my dreams wink :wink: :wink:
Quote by Ice Pie
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fair weather friends come out in the sun,but not in the rain :shock:

Yes, but whose sun, and whose rain? When it's raining in their lives, they're all over you, when it's raining in yours they don't want to know.
Thats life and human nothing and you are rarely dissapointed
Quote by foxylady 123
Cheers, Foxylady.
Thanks for the pic of you in the threesome with the Pope and Claudia Schiffer.
I won't tell a soul. smile

Well im afraid your going to have to tell me , who is this Claudia person? your talking to someone who dosnt do popular culture. Now the Pope, got that one hes the guy with the long frock, currently holding down a job heading an organisation that a few hundred years agoe was responsible for a whole lot of swinging and debauchery!! no fraid hes not my type
Agree with you about the bloke in rome and that actress.................im grovelling really..........can i see that pic biggrin
Nah thought not! sad
More compromising than the bum shot redface
Now thats intriguing wink
Some blokes have all the luck sad
I used to meet a lady on a regular basis to "act out" her fantasies,it gradually became more extreme and i decided i couldnt do it anymore.
Lots of women have " "fantasies ive found ,mostly along the domination/submissive lines
Quote by foxylady 123
Im happy to use the internal measure as it probably will give the best results!! And thje bigger the job the bigger the challenge!!!

Its people like you with their selfless sacrifices in the name of scientific research that make me feel swollen with................erm LUST
Quote by foxylady 123
I must say im very dissapointed with all you men out there!!! Up to now i ve only had one volunteer to be measured up
Havnt any of you got any respect for science and the progression of knowledge confused ??

Im down your way in a week or so.....get your tape measure handy wink ,an warm your hands up first redface
My tape measure is in my handbag and ready to go. My hands are as warm as whatever ive been warming them one!!
Just keep them placed over your heart!! biggrin
You sure about this?It,ll be a BIGjob rotflmao
Quote by foxylady 123
I must say im very dissapointed with all you men out there!!! Up to now i ve only had one volunteer to be measured up
Havnt any of you got any respect for science and the progression of knowledge confused ??

Im down your way in a week or so.....get your tape measure handy wink ,an warm your hands up first redface
Quote by Hey! Just an idea.
Why don't we request the News of the Screws to do a survey on this. I mean if we all bombarded them with emails about it we might persuade them we're a significant interest group. :undecided:
Aren't they always claiming to act in the public interest? :shock: :shock:
I mean this is surely a really serious "ISSUE" !!
rotflmao :rotflmao:

With you all the way,aint read the rag for years but if they had a survey on PRE CUM :shock:Maybe they could run it alongside one on COCK SIZE :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by kryton
I had a friend of mine do a survey on the subject a few years back :!: .

Survey?? On Pre Cum?? :shock: :shock: :shock:
There IS a Jennifer Anniston resemblance,but Libra has the softer features and nicer had to make do with Brad Pitt and all that money.
Lifes a bitch eh
pre cum is a natural result of arousal in a male it has nothing to do with circumcision,why should it :doh:
Pre cum is probably misleading its just clear fluid leaking onto the glans,sometimes more sometimes less.
Take the makeup off Louise Redknap and there is a resemblance,she looks half as good
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
:twisted: will I do to give you a HAND?

How could i say no wink
Quote by fruity1976
I would but I think I get enough as it is at the mo! hehe
anybody wanna apply for testers!! Bring it on! lol

I hereby volunteer to take the test but i WILL need an assistant to verify the results biggrin
i wont hold my breath :D
Quote by fruity1976
Just something that popped into my head last night!
I wonder if certain foods can make cum lumpy!
Wouldnt it be cool to test this theory!
Maybe have a week of eating citrusy things, then spicy then maybe try drinking loads of water for a week and see if theres any difference in consistency etc!?
Sorry I get allsorts of mad ideas in my bed at night!

If I volunteer to test the theory will you cum and help me with the samples wink
Quote by fruity1976
Thats just cause youre a big wanker :P lol

dont knock wanking at least i know i love me biggrin
Its not a funny ,climate,and legnths of abstinence all have a bearing on ammount and consistency of semen.I spend a month ayear working in greece after a month of seafood,fruit,olive oil,no alchohol and lots of sunshine there is a definite change.
Ive done extensive research into this subject :wanker: :wanker:
Call me old fashioned but 13 is far far to young to be even thinking about losing your virginity........it really is mind boggling.
As for the clothes issue,,,,,,,,i wear more on the baech than some a parent cant be easy but you really do have to wonder when you see some kids out and about
Guess im just a boring old fart sad
Quote by Ice Pie
PANTIES

Panties is a tinny word, which is OK if tin is your thing. Personally I prefer a silvery word like knickers. Or a nice sturdy woody word like smalls.
I,ll stick with tin then..........panties,the king of all words
Knickers sounds like knackers,smalls sounds like balls .