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5 Jan 2005

Quote by PoloLady
see there is more to shit that people realise - now will stop talking shit, get my shit together and get on with this shit I should be doing! Before the shit hits that fan and my boss has a shit and drops me in the shit and I end up feeling shit because it has turned into a shit day. Hey but who really gives a shit anyway!

Hey shit happens

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5 Jan 2005

Quote by zorbotic
In alphabetiacal order and yeah yeah in my dreams
Libra Love.................Youd have to be blind not to
MQ.............................Like her pink glove and what she posts
Polo Lady...................Horny
Sarah1448.................MMmmmmm
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Youre on there Sarah biggrin

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5 Jan 2005

In alphabetiacal order and yeah yeah in my dreams
Libra Love.................Youd have to be blind not to
MQ.............................Like her pink glove and what she posts
Polo Lady...................Horny
Sarah1448.................MMmmmmm
redface

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4 Jan 2005

You will find all the "adult" clubs in Prague are controlled by mafia type gangs and are more often than not just a front for prostitution,which thrives due to the relative poverty of the local population
Ive been half a dozen times over the past two years great place but not aware of any active swinging scene.

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4 Jan 2005

Quote by aka loco
for real life humour peter kay gets it
check out peter kays phoenix nights

Never really found phoenix nights more than mildly amusing..........as for the Max and Paddy spin off.........just not amusing

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4 Jan 2005

If you are ever in Manchester Tim Clark is worth a look IMHO very very funny

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4 Jan 2005

Flying from Manchester on 23nd of this month,so have a nice hotel room booked for the any ladies be interested in joining me for some relaxed fun?Send me a PM and we can chat about it.l

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4 Jan 2005

If you have messenger(latest version) you can send text messages simply by clicking on the text message tab,ive only used it a couple of far as i know the recipient will incur a charge(have no idea what this is.
Certainly works,although the messages i have sent from my pc have been within the uk dont see any reason why they shouldnt go worldwide.
Hope this helps

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4 Jan 2005

Quote by stupot
Teccie help please . Couldn't connect 1st thing ,and had to return to my Control Panel to set my default connection up again . However , i noticed a serva SIXA as an option to connect to . Never noticed it before , has it been there all along ? or am i a victim of something ?
Thanks in advance.

Sounds like(dont know for sure) it could be a premium rate dialler which has somehow infected your pc.
Im no tech wizzard but id definitly try and delete it,for sure dont try and connect through it until someone can confirm its "friendly".Can be a very costly business as ive found to my considerable cost in the past.
hopefully i stand to be corrected

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3 Jan 2005

Quote by
sorry, what I meant was just that bi and gay men aren't that popular with swingers at all, so was wondering how tvs are viewed. obviously people don't meet a tv because they are a tv anymore than I'd meet a girl just because they are female. I simply meant it in the context that bi women are VERY popular, gay men are less so
sorry I'm new bear with me, I'll catch up!

Whats the problem with bi or gay men?Or is that a naive question redface

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3 Jan 2005

Meeoooww : biggrin

Spanking?

?Oooeeerrrr surprised

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3 Jan 2005

Hi,Im flying fron Manchester on 23rd Jan so will be spending the 22nd in a local hotel.
Any ladies or couples interseted in joining me for extended mutual oral pleasure and good sex PM or email me.
Ill send you my details by return

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3 Jan 2005

We get the Press we deserve.
Tabloids exist in their current form because people buy them.
If everyone who says they are not interested in the crap they peddle actually stopped buying the rags they would be forced to go and find some News.
I can only conclude there is an appetite for the absolute crap they publish

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3 Jan 2005

A "normal sex life" is to be a bit more positive,at least you are doing well enough to get yourself into a position where ejaculation is an issue.
Also remember that while you feel sorry for yourself you imagine all sorts of sexual gymnastics and night long shagging going on involving everyone but you............and that just aint true life is much more mundane.
Dont dismiss help from your GP if this is a real problem...........short term medication can work wonders believe me i know

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2 Jan 2005

Quote by bonnienclyde
What about "9 1/2 Weeks" still commercially available.

My favourite,love the "fridge scene"
Story of O is fairly easy to get hold of,i got a copy off amazon 18 months ago

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2 Jan 2005

I think in all honesty that the type of thing Corrie is talking about applies to SOME men in general whether it be on swinging heaven or not.
It is also not confined to Single men...............married men and men in "relationships" indulge in this sort of behaviour.
Most men grow up,unfortunately a very small minority let the rest of us down.

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2 Jan 2005

Quote by clivex
us single club attendees can sometimes have a bad name and i thought that for fun, i would identify some of the worst types below;
1. Lurkers. Enough said. always popping up in the shadows unexpectedly, but never conversing. once had one pushing me from behind in a club in new orleans just as i was getting intimate with a sweet couple. he still never said a word
2. Pushy. the worst type IMO. See it as a competition and regard other guys with suspicion. Will elbow in at every opportunity if only to muck up others fun. I will name names oneday
3. Bravado!. loud (ish) and seemingly confident, but when push cums to shove...oh dear
4. Misogynisits. Often from a certain part of the world. Think its a brothel and enough said
5. Weird. A goodish looking guy at one club i went to seemed to be in for a good night until he opened his mouth. i later saw him talking to a couple about genital mutilation. they werent impressed...
6. looks dont count but..... Sorry some guys are a bit far gone
And the rest of us...
funnily enough amongst what i think r the decent guys (and naturally i am one of them) there is a decent camaraderie almost with no jealosies (mostly) and an attitude of its a good time for all. This is the majority i believe...in most places anyway. Usualy more intelligent types who can actually talk
Agreed?
or do you just look for big dicks?

Why is it that its just "single guys" who cause the problem.I dont doubt that there are many whocause a nuiscance BUT what about nuscance couples and females or do they not exist?

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2 Jan 2005

I never put any up!!!!
Beat that for Humbug

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2 Jan 2005

Quote by hotrodtguk
I am a mature single guy who has suffered with this problem for some is so frustrating for me and especially my female partner when I am lucky enough. Does anybody know any means of overcoming this complaint so that i can enjoy myself for a change instead of always feeling guilty. This is a genuine request for help

Anxiety doesnt help...........if you are worried enough to ask the question,its become physcological as well as are lots of tecqniques like the squeeze method you can practice while masturbating ,read a medical journal or try google.
As for the anxiety ,its like impotence it makes the problem talking to your gp. if this is really affecting the slolution is probably in finding a partner you can confide in and who is willing to put the problem into some sort of perspective and help you sort things out.
Above all remember its distressing,yes,but in the grand scheme of things there are far worse things that could happen than cumming too quickly

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2 Jan 2005

Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
:twisted: get away,lol

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

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2 Jan 2005

Sarahs is very horny
But i like angels,angel best

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2 Jan 2005

Quote by sexymale21
i had some bloke off here add me to msn and asking me if he could suck my dick....me being straight said no! why cant any femaes add me and ask lol

Me too miss naughty

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2 Jan 2005

In winter mostly cycling shorts............very comfy and very warm,otherwise tight fitting boxers
Commando just doesnt feel averything held in place.

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2 Jan 2005

Youre a woman

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1 Jan 2005

Quote by MQ

Is it right to fantasise about such things if you never do them?I guess I,ve got to say yes to I,m not alone in fantasising about lots of things i would never ever do.

The problem to me is that I know a lot of the psychology of paedophiles and it starts with a fantasy, then they think up some sort of justification why they could do it and, well, then a child ends up suffering. Would you fantasise about fantastic sex with a sexy adult or a young child? To me it's a step too far.
I know youre right is how does anyone "control" their fantasies?
I certainly have never fantasised about sex with anyone underage,but some pretty extreme things that i would never do.
I know its changing tack a little but many women i know,and im sure this is in Nancy Fridays book fantasise about being act is repugnant but its a fantasy nonethe less

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1 Jan 2005

If its the book I,ve read I,m fairly sure the fanasies are presented as actual fantasies of actual women.
To be honest i took them all with a bit of of them are a bit over the top,stomach churning and downright illegal.
Is it right to fantasise about such things if you never do them?I guess I,ve got to say yes to I,m not alone in fantasising about lots of things i would never ever do.
Worth a read."Women on top" is one of her books

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1 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
"Are you sure you know where my clitorus is....darling?"

I don't think he does.
He looks like he's trying to find it in her throat going via the Southway Express!
You mean the clitoris ISNT that dangly thing at the back of your throat? redface

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:oops: :oops: NOW I know where ive been going wrong :oops: :oops:

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1 Jan 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
I guess it depends , what really offends people about the " I want a blow job " posts is the attitude behind it . There are hundreds of men who come here because they see the women involved in swinging as just prostitutes only cheaper options . Like it or not the only real way to have some clue as to wether their attitude is such is to have them talk at a bit longer length than that . After all if you want to make the male female comparison lets see what happened if a fella asked a woman in the street for a BJ without even introducing himself. I suppose it just a modicum of human respect and knowing the difference between a woman and a hole in the mattress.
Peace G

I guess you are right.............but really why should people ALLOW themselves to be offended.......why not just ignore the posts.........Ive only used this site for a very short period but know exactly what to expect from the" lets meet up" just bilge,but hey no one forces me to read to you and everyone else.

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1 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Someone once told me guys spend 9 months waiting to come out there, then the rest of their lives trying to get back in, but surely this is taking it to the extreem! :shock:
And I've never seen such big pussy lips in my life!

surely a trick of the camera redface

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1 Jan 2005

Would anyone have said anything if it had been a woman asking to give a bloke a BJ?
Me thinks not!
Thats EXACTLY the point,well said,and polo lady.I read the post in question and my first thought was...........oh yeah as thats not the point,freedom of speech is,even if that means the freedom to make yourself look a prat

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