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the most cheesy comment in chat you have heard

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We have been in chat a few years now and the amount of cheesy banter chat up lines are sometimes funny as hell........so whats the most cheesy comment you have seen be it couples on cam single ladies or single guys lets here them because our fave is does your panties match your bra
smile
Tits ouuuuutttt lol Oh thats what you always say :P
Quote by Dp80uk
Tits ouuuuutttt lol Oh thats what you always say :P

:thumbup:
Quote by Lilmiss
Tits ouuuuutttt lol Oh thats what you always say :P

:thumbup:
Actually its tits ooooooooot pmsl
Nice rack ......Do they ever come out to play.
This cheesy moment wasn't in chat, it was at a party...to my face... and was by Mr nwalesduo lol
"Haven't you got nice eyebrows lil"!!!!
Ya can all rip the pish out of him now
:haha:
I've got another extremely cheesy moment for ya.. and i think this 1 tops it all!!!
Last nite i was in company with Two4fun2007 and a few others... where somebody asked for a light... Mr Two4 stood up took to his belt and pulled off a very nifty square silver thing which was actually a "Lighter"... flicked it and said... "who wants a light"
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
Feel free to rip the pished out of him when you see him won't ya
lol
Nice rack lillian :P
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Nice rack lillian :P

Apparently so!
A bloke took the time out to come over and "mention" it on sat nite at buddies
:haha:
there's always the classic
"nice tits, wanna fuck" opening gambit.
never fails . . . . . . to piss curvy off rolleyes
give us a twirl pmsl
If im playing on cam and Rich is typing {fully dressed btw}.....
oi Rich if ya dont want to fuck ya missus, can i? rolleyes
dee
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If im playing on cam and Rich is typing {fully dressed btw}.....
oi Rich if ya dont want to fuck ya missus, can i? rolleyes
dee

Sorry!! redface surprisedops: :oops:
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If im playing on cam and Rich is typing {fully dressed btw}.....
oi Rich if ya dont want to fuck ya missus, can i? rolleyes
dee

Sorry!! redface surprisedops: :oops:
LMFAO...
ya cheeky fecker, apology accepted lol
dee
I started this thread off in Cafe and had lots of replies there too!
My favorite two are "show us your puppies" and because I am a bbw I get whispered and hit on so many times some men think I'm desperate.. they obviously don't read my profile... "show me your big fat c*nt"
Arrggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! mad
Quote by andymish69
We have been in chat a few years now and the amount of cheesy banter chat up lines are sometimes funny as hell........so whats the most cheesy comment you have seen be it couples on cam single ladies or single guys lets here them because our fave is does your panties match your bra
smile

what panties?
pissed or sober?
WL
xx
Quote by redwine_lover
We have been in chat a few years now and the amount of cheesy banter chat up lines are sometimes funny as hell........so whats the most cheesy comment you have seen be it couples on cam single ladies or single guys lets here them because our fave is does your panties match your bra
smile

what panties?
pissed or sober?
WL
xx
the ones on my head lol
sober
Thats where my knickers are :twisted:
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Thats where my knickers are :twisted:

ooops redface xxxx
got 45p left on elece keep them luvy tits out hun xxxxxxxx.....pmsl
Usually get some really cheesy puns on my name.....oi kitty, do you sin.....oi kitty, do you wanna sin with me....oi kitty, how sinful are you...
Blah, blah......
I love chat, adore it, its what I do best, in fact, so my best tip to anyone wanting to get on......learn to have a nice chat!
mish694u are your knickers tugging .. why not take them off :shock:
Wow, convenient or what, I live a mile away from you!
I see you don't meet? Meet me you wont be sorry...
Once you've shagged me you'll want me again...
I saw one bloke say "thats a sexy towel" to someone on cam!!!
"I'd love to pop your cherry"
"You can pop my cherry anytime"
"Wanna help me lose my cherry?"
etc etc .......
Hi Lost are you lost
Hey Lost I found you
F*ck off Mr Lost get your Mrs on cam :lol2:
Not so much a cheesy comment but more of a shot in the foot comment is when a woman is on cam and some moron says " X you are the "sexiest". "best looking" etc etc woman on SH. Bit of an insult to all the other women around but then you see them say the exact same thing to another woman on cam. Damn and I thought they were sincere. :shock:
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Hi Lost are you lost

redface surprisedops: Holds hands up for that one :oops:
Some guy said to me "does your pussy need feeding" my response was "I have just fed the cat so no she doesn't"