Im a poet and I didnt know it - The Limerick Thread

3 Aug 2014

Suffering from an acute case of summer holiday boredom this morning a few of us in chat started making up limericks and someone suggested we start up a thread in the forum!!
Now to stay on the right side of the rules i had to have a serious think about this and after my deep thinking i reckoned it best to write limericks about ourselves only unless a site member requested one to be written about them :rascal:
So here goes nothing :-
There was a young woman called Kat, who was often seen wearing a hat, one night fiddling on cam, she came with a BAM, and the keyboard got splattered that's that!!!!!!

3 Aug 2014

Kat ..........i was there and saw what you wrote about me lol

xx

3 Aug 2014

Not denying it tho' Dee
wink

3 Aug 2014

my other name is dee_nial lol

3 Aug 2014

There was a bloke named Ringo, who had thoughts rather strange about dingo's, he tried to be cured but....leaves the rest to Kat :-D

4 Aug 2014

Quote by ringouk
There was a bloke named Ringo, who had thoughts rather strange about dingo's, he tried to be cured but....leaves the rest to Kat :-D

:rotflmao::rotflmao:
there once was a bloke name of Ringo, who spent all of his time at the bingo, when it was time, he shouted "LINE", Kats worried he knows all the lingo :O

10 Aug 2014

A jolly fella called Cubes, had a fetish for ladies boobs, he tried to grope Kat so she gave him a slap, now his new fetish is strap ons and lube

10 Aug 2014

There was a lady called Sandy, she was always rather randy, she found a man to do what he can and boy it came in handy :twisted: wink

11 Aug 2014

Quote by sandybeach1
There was a lady called Sandy, she was always rather randy, she found a man to do what he can and boy it came in handy :twisted:

:giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:

12 Aug 2014

Kat.......
Ya got my full permission to write one about me.........just no wedding bells ffs lol

12 Aug 2014

Quote by dee_licious
Kat.......
Ya got my full permission to write one about me.........just no wedding bells ffs

There was a young woman called Dee, who wanted to stand up to pee, so she went to the doc, and he sewed on a cock, now she pees all day until quarter to three :lol:

18 Oct 2014

There was an old couple called herts,
that whilst playing both knew there parts,
he would corner a bloke,
she would give him a stroke,
My god, what a couple of tarts!

19 Oct 2014

Quote by herts_darlings1
There was an old couple called herts,
that whilst playing both knew there parts,
he would corner a bloke,
she would give him a stroke,
My god, what a couple of tarts!

:evil2::evil2::evil2:

20 Oct 2014

For the Rugby fans...
The cuckoo is a funny bird it sits in the grass
with its wings neatly folded and its beak up it's arse
and in that position, it can only say twit
'cos it's hard to say 'cuckoo' with a beakful of shit
boom boom :mrgreen:

21 Oct 2014

There was an old hermit from Belgrade, A dead prostitute he kept in his cave, He said I admit, I'm a bit of a twit, But think of the money I save !!!!!

27 Nov 2014

for minidave
There was a fella called dave, who fancied a bit of a rave, so he put on his shoes, and slipped on some lube, and kat caughthim - bloody good save :rascal:

28 Nov 2014

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't

11 Mar 2015

There was a bird called Bo
Who didn't have a clue
So she jumped into chat
Got whispered by Kat
And out the window, Boo's innocence, it flew

11 Mar 2015

Quote by itsBoo
There was a bird called Bo
Who didn't have a clue
So she jumped into chat
Got whispered by Kat
And out the window, Boo's innocence, it flew

:taz: :taz: :taz: Love It !!!!!!!!!!!!

11 Mar 2015

Quote by minikat
There was a bird called Bo
Who didn't have a clue
So she jumped into chat
Got whispered by Kat
And out the window, Boo's innocence, it flew

:taz: :taz: :taz: Love It !!!!!!!!!!!!
I bet that's not the first innocence you've taken! innocent

12 Mar 2015

there was once a man called Patrick.
who took three woman for a hat-trick.
they tied him to the bed.
while he shook his head.
they played and left the bill for poor patrick. :sad:

26 Mar 2015

A girl by the name of Boo
was plagued by a case of the flu
she passed it to a bloke
whilst giving him a stroke
so he sneezed at the same time his cock grew ;)

29 Mar 2015

Quote by minikat
A girl by the name of Boo
was plagued by a case of the flu
she passed it to a bloke
whilst giving him a stroke
so he sneezed at the same time his cock grew ;)

There was this woman call Kat
who couldn't swallowed, so spat
she'd choked on a narna
it didnt half harm er
so now she blends things, silly twat.

29 Mar 2015

Quote by itsBoo
A girl by the name of Boo
was plagued by a case of the flu
she passed it to a bloke
whilst giving him a stroke
so he sneezed at the same time his cock grew ;)

There was this woman call Kat
who couldn't swallowed, so spat
she'd choked on a narna
it didnt half harm er
so now she blends things, silly twat.
there was this bird called kat
who said to boo, i aint having that
get out of my forum
your limericks, they saw em
and now ive got more to work at.

30 Mar 2015

Quote by itsBoo
A girl by the name of Boo
was plagued by a case of the flu
she passed it to a bloke
whilst giving him a stroke
so he sneezed at the same time his cock grew ;)

There was this woman call Kat
who couldn't swallowed, so spat
she'd choked on a narna
it didnt half harm er
so now she blends things, silly twat.
there was this bird called kat
who said to boo, i aint having that
get out of my forum
your limericks, they saw em
and now ive got more to work at.
There was a woman called kat
who gave Boo dodgy links to look at
Boo cried with the shock
and rushed to hit block
shes too scared to whisper, sod that.

30 Mar 2015

There is this gal called tisme
who mailed boo saying, you free?
your profile i love
its one to be proud of
so write mine and i'll be funny, kind of

31 Mar 2015

Quote by itsBoo
There is this gal called tisme
who mailed boo saying, you free?
your profile i love
its one to be proud of
so write mine and i'll be funny, kind of

hahahaha but still waiting ......

22 Dec 2015

a couple by the name of orgasmics, had great ink and lived out in the sticks, Mrs O had great breasts so Kat had a nipp-fest, and let Mr O have a quick lick

30 Dec 2015

This thread was set up by the great minikat
a lovely submissive who just likes to chat
So thanks for this Kat and I'll try be polite
and tell you some things of my friends on this site.
Now this site is for swingers of all age and size
so I'll start with the singles I think that'd be wise
There's Proudlance, Hungmale the Bigguy of course
who are very well blessed and hung like a horse.
Elton Lee and West have a very nice manner
they're other good friend with a cock like a hammer.
Blackeagle, Bornhyper also Hodge7
and Delectable Dave who lives down in Devon.
That's some of the boys now time for the girls
who all have the beauty and shine of a pearl.
With Cruiscat, Neytiri and simplywet
Bethian and Minicat we mustn't forget.
I don't fancy my chances but I'll just try my luck
but do any of you girls fancy a ........starbucks?
I'll leave all the girls as they all think it through
and move on to the couples and name just a few.
Becme, Hornybabygirl, Ady and Tinks
Tina and Jeff and the beautiful Kinks.
Liam and Steve, OrientalApple,
now that is one girl who I'd like to grapple.
Me and She, Daley and Beth
I'll finish this poem as I've run out of Breath.
Well this is how my story will end
So THANK YOU all for being our friends. xxx

2 Feb 2016

There was a mid aged man called Guy,

Who's humor can only be decribed as dry,

He cracks a few jokes,

When timed right the participant chokes,

But whilst on cam, can be a little shy.