THE HIJACK THREAD !!

23 Oct 2004

The rules are simple: Your post MUST be a hijack and have absolutely nothing to do with the preceding post (though it can have something to do with a post before that - I think !!) confused

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23 Oct 2004

Anyone know what time it is?

23 Oct 2004

I had the loveliest roll on crispy bacon and tottie scone today!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm canny beat some meat lol

23 Oct 2004

Feck .. Sarge I've had a drink and I can't think straight ...

23 Oct 2004

:lol: :lol:
Love
Wilma
x x x x

23 Oct 2004

The boy stood on the burning deck

23 Oct 2004

Can anybody tell me the coefficient of friction for DON242 brake linings??
rolleyes

:shock: :wink: :roll:

23 Oct 2004

nice biscuts mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lol

23 Oct 2004

What time is it? It's time for another coffee I think.

23 Oct 2004

any ladys looking for cam fun..

23 Oct 2004

Whats that smell ? ..............it's you , ya dirty bugger

23 Oct 2004

FFS Morbius haven't you found the SH clock yet?????

23 Oct 2004

As the actress said to the bishop.

23 Oct 2004

Did you know that semen has antiseptic properties, and i'm not refering to the arse who used to play for arsenal confused

23 Oct 2004

Knock knock.

23 Oct 2004

The problem with the masses of today is that they have too much time of their hands.
Take Sarge, for instance....

23 Oct 2004

WILMA!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

23 Oct 2004

Quote by cu3b4ll
Knock knock.

Come in :? :? :?

23 Oct 2004

anyhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! rolleyes

23 Oct 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Knock knock.

Come in :? :? :?
Cum in what??????
bolt

23 Oct 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Knock knock.

Come in :? :? :?
Damn! You saw through my hijack!

23 Oct 2004

Apple

23 Oct 2004

UGGY UGGY UGGY, OI OI OI

23 Oct 2004

I had this really nice beetroot yesterday

23 Oct 2004

Quote by skegnessswingers
TAKE THIS THREAD TO HAVANA OR WE START SHOOTING PASSENGERS.... ermmm ( whisper whisper whisper ) ....
TAKE THIS THREAD TO HAVAN OR WE START SHOOTING FREELOADERS!

deja vu .... :scared: can i get off this hijack now .. I remember how bad neil's sandwiches were on the last thread hijack!
And i left my goldfish at home redface

23 Oct 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
WILMA!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

You called!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

23 Oct 2004

Anyone for Ping Pong?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Love
Wilma
x x x x

23 Oct 2004

A slight inclination of the cranium is as adequate as a spasmodic fluctuation of the optic cover to a homosapian devoid of visionary capacity.

23 Oct 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
WILMA!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

You called!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
No I didn't!! I just like smacking bottoms whilst shouting Wilma !! confused

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23 Oct 2004

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
just a thought