Haven't fucked anyone for ages! Rectify This?

11 Sep 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Damn it, why didn't I come home and see this earlier?!?!?!?!?

Tractor broke down?
Unfortunately yes, I had to drive mysports coupehome instead flipa

With extra big tyres - still only got one seat hasnt it?
Massey Fergusson GTI

you got them fancy lights underneath and a bodykit?
Thats the one - flash baastard!
:rotflmao:

11 Sep 2005

Quote by Vix
No, luvver. However, at least me & Reese will get laid tonight - we have eachother. You on the other hand have to rely on getting one off the wrist, so I hear.

Yep

11 Sep 2005

ah bollox....just got back from a nice party and spotted vix advertising her charms...
bugger bugger bugger bugger....
happy cats...why didnt you jump in and help the lady out...beats being locked in an indoor camper van smile

ah well...i would of driven the 300 miles quite happily to see reese and vix.
mind you its 4 feckin am and im probably writing to no 1
ah well hope you found some fun

11 Sep 2005

Quote by dargento
mind you its 4 feckin am and im probably writing to no 1

No, no one is who came to rescue us.

11 Sep 2005

vix,
I think yopu should move.....see if you move to midlands..all those from the north..ish would have no excuse..oll those from the south..ish would have no excuse...and for those of us in the Midlands..it would be F**king great !!!!

11 Sep 2005

bloody hell no takers
whats wrong with the men folk of somerset

11 Sep 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
The hair might be dyed but the brain is natural :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ya muppet.
Jas
XXX

You are soooo sexy

11 Sep 2005

hi vix. am living very close to you. want to meet then??

12 Sep 2005

sounds fun vix reply back male here from somerset

13 Sep 2005

Quote by Blade303
sounds fun vix reply back male here from somerset

Hi!

9 Oct 2005

Oh just stumbled across this beauty of a post... well if you still havenÂ´t got laid and looking for fun in Glasgow next week I am there to please you...

9 Oct 2005

Quote by simoncomesaround
Oh just stumbled across this beauty of a post... well if you still havenÂ´t got laid and looking for fun in Glasgow next week I am there to please you...

I very much doubt that Vix hasn't been laid since starting her thread. Did you misread the location? They are in Glastonbury, not Glasgow.

9 Oct 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Damn it, why didn't I come home and see this earlier?!?!?!?!?

Tractor broke down?
Unfortunately yes, I had to drive mysports coupehome instead flipa

With extra big tyres - still only got one seat hasnt it?
Massey Fergusson GTI

you got them fancy lights underneath and a bodykit?
Thats the one - flash baastard!
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
:rotflmao:

9 Oct 2005

hi vix
only new here this i could babes xxxxx
keep an eye out 4 me xxx

9 Oct 2005

I very much doubt that Vix hasn't been laid since starting her thread. Did you misread the location? They are in Glastonbury, not Glasgow.

Ah well the lovely lady will be in Glasgow next week so not too far off...
unfortunately it seems sheÂ´ll be very busy in a non swinging sense sad

But hey you got any plans? wink

9 Oct 2005

Quote by simoncomesaround
I very much doubt that Vix hasn't been laid since starting her thread. Did you misread the location? They are in Glastonbury, not Glasgow.

Ah well the lovely lady will be in Glasgow next week so not too far off...
unfortunately it seems sheÂ´ll be very busy in a non swinging sense sad

But hey you got any plans? wink

Erm, Simon?
Well, yes, she'll be in Glasgow, but, unfortunately, her hubby will be at home with the kids...so she won't be playing. :P
Cheers anyway,
~Reese

9 Oct 2005

Hey Reese,
Hope I didnÂ´t step on your toes and yes she already told me... hence the unfortunately bit... Apologies! But might meet youse another time (both!)
Simon

9 Oct 2005

Ner ner ne ner ner!!

11 Oct 2005

Hi Vix
Saw your ad on Swinging Heaven---------WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO
I am an educated,good looking, well groomed professional guy late 40 s--slim and fit -6.2" brown hair and dark brown eyes
I live in west country
Very interested in meeting up with you for mutual pleasure.
I have full head of hair, no tattoos --nice very thick 7 "cut cock--I am very clean and a non smoker.
Love to play with naughty couples and women---Very much enjoy pleasuring women who like receiving and giving oral -
Love to fuck the woman while partner watches--ideal when she makes a lot of noise--happy for partner to join in and /or take pics-whatever gets you off is fine with me as long as everybody enjoys themselves and has FUN!
Adventurous in the bedroom but also like daytime sex in other parts of the house and outdoors.
Nick