Haven't fucked anyone for ages! Rectify This?

10 Sep 2005

We were talking earlier and realised we have not fucked anyone else for bloomin' sges!
Is there anyone out there who fancies a visit to Somerset, to stop over, no pressure (yeah right!!)
I am 35, and enjoy 2 into 1. He is 41 and (almost) as lovely as me.
PM me, please? I want cock... tonight!
122082 -is us

10 Sep 2005

Vix,
You like Judy are just toooooo far away, but if you get sorted have fun lol

10 Sep 2005

Vix, was this meant to be in LMU, you seem to have wafted over into dogging! :shock:

10 Sep 2005

The hair might be dyed but the brain is natural lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ya muppet.
Jas
XXX

10 Sep 2005

Quote by Vix
We were talking earlier and realised we have not fucked anyone else for bloomin' sges!
Is there anyone out there who fancies a visit to Somerset, to stop over, no pressure (yeah right!!)
I am 35, and enjoy 2 into 1. He is 41 and (almost) as lovely as me.
PM me, please? I want cock... tonight!
122082 -is us

Do you know, what gets my goat is when people advertise, they never really get to the point of what they actually want, must be another newbie lol

10 Sep 2005

FFS Vix dont put posts up like that
its too late to get a sitter and your four hours away
ps
what do you mean (almost) as lovely

10 Sep 2005

Lee, bring the kids. Feck it.. I'll knock em out... gimme gimme gimme.

10 Sep 2005

Quote by Wilki
what gets my goat:

Trolls?

10 Sep 2005

Vix,
Just drop me a line and we can sort out your problem!

10 Sep 2005

Heard on the radio about the huge traffic jams slowly heading in the direction of cornwall, looks like a gangbang at vix place then
hump

:hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump:

10 Sep 2005

Quote by Vix
We were talking earlier and realised we have not fucked anyone else for bloomin' sges!
Is there anyone out there who fancies a visit to Somerset, to stop over, no pressure (yeah right!!)
I am 35, and enjoy 2 into 1. He is 41 and (almost) as lovely as me.
PM me, please? I want cock... tonight!
122082 -is us

OMFG ............... remember what u said about the girth? i so wish.................. wave

10 Sep 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Heard on the radio about the huge traffic jams slowly heading in the direction of cornwall, looks like a gangbang at vix place then
:hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump:

Shes moved in the last 3 hours and not told anyone!

she lives in somerset you silly sod!

10 Sep 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Heard on the radio about the huge traffic jams slowly heading in the direction of cornwall, looks like a gangbang at vix place then
:hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump:

Shes moved in the last 3 hours and not told anyone!

she lives in somerset you silly sod!
and where do half the country pass through while heading towards cornwall you scabby old moggy?

10 Sep 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Heard on the radio about the huge traffic jams slowly heading in the direction of cornwall, looks like a gangbang at vix place then
:hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump:

Shes moved in the last 3 hours and not told anyone!

she lives in somerset you silly sod!
and where do half the country pass through while heading towards cornwall you scabby old moggy?
Avon, Wiltshire, Devon
Admit it, you thought she lived in Cornwall, or did crows nick your glasses again!

10 Sep 2005

not unless theres another glastonbury, scabbycat

10 Sep 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
not unless theres another glastonbury, scabbycat

why mention cornwall then, m2puff?

10 Sep 2005

look furball, im not the ejit who's trapped in a cage with a budgie for a hat

10 Sep 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
look furball, im not the ejit who's trapped in a cage with a budgie for a hat

I guess not, but life is really without complicaion for you!

10 Sep 2005

Boys, boys, go argue elsewhere, will ya?
We're trying to get laid here!!
FWIW, I understood that Somerset is en-route to Kernow, and thought the traffic jam comment was relavent.
:P
*edit* PS "Avon" no longer exists *edit*

11 Sep 2005

Aww, don't Vix' posts always bring out the best in people?! lol

11 Sep 2005

Damn it, why didn't I come home and see this earlier?!?!?!?!? confused

11 Sep 2005

Quote by MadAtGravity
Damn it, why didn't I come home and see this earlier?!?!?!?!?

Tractor broke down?

11 Sep 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Damn it, why didn't I come home and see this earlier?!?!?!?!?

Tractor broke down?
Unfortunately yes, I had to drive my sports coupe home instead flipa

11 Sep 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Damn it, why didn't I come home and see this earlier?!?!?!?!?

Tractor broke down?
Look you, either get here and fuck NOW or shuddup and let me get some from someone who is not all mouth and no trousers.

11 Sep 2005

Quote by Vix
Damn it, why didn't I come home and see this earlier?!?!?!?!?

Tractor broke down?
Look you, either get here and fuck NOW or shuddup and let me get some from someone who is not all mouth and no trousers.
Still no takers then!
flipa

11 Sep 2005

I'm free tomorrow, if thats any good to ya

11 Sep 2005

No, luvver. However, at least me & Reese will get laid tonight - we have eachother. You on the other hand have to rely on getting one off the wrist, so I hear.

11 Sep 2005

Quote by Vix
Damn it, why didn't I come home and see this earlier?!?!?!?!?

Tractor broke down?
Look you, either get here and fuck NOW or shuddup and let me get some from someone who is not all mouth and no trousers.
but surely all mouth and no trousers would be a step in the right direction dunno

11 Sep 2005

Quote by MadAtGravity
Damn it, why didn't I come home and see this earlier?!?!?!?!?

Tractor broke down?
Unfortunately yes, I had to drive mysports coupehome instead flipa

With extra big tyres - still only got one seat hasnt it?

11 Sep 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Damn it, why didn't I come home and see this earlier?!?!?!?!?

Tractor broke down?
Unfortunately yes, I had to drive mysports coupehome instead flipa

With extra big tyres - still only got one seat hasnt it?
Massey Fergusson GTI rotflmao

you got them fancy lights underneath and a bodykit?