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KitKat hits the Village: Manchester Social 4th Sept.....

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Judy and I are treating KitKat to a night out in the magical kingdom of Manchester's gay village on the evening of Sunday 4th Sept :thrilled: :happy: :thrilled: .
Who fancies coming along? lol We promise you lots of laughs :lol2: :grin: rotflmao , and lots of booze :cheers: (though we're not buying it all :uhoh: ), in a buzzing atmosphere..... drinkies
Everyone is welcome - straight, gay, and all those in between - as long as you are not a total newbie.
Sign below for a cracking night out :lol: :lol: :lol:
bump!
Sign me up please.. wouldn't miss it biggrin
well me down south and kitkat up north oh well have a cool time kitkat with this mad bunch u will lol
lol Thank goodness Kitkat won't run into the little green whore, he might never come up north again! :lol:
I'd love to come out with you. And this time I don't have anything else scheduled to take over! smile
biggrin Can you put me on the list please?
Gem. x
Seems only right to respond to the Katcall. Count me in Blue, thanks.Katch yer later! lol
Mike.
What is the matter with you lot up north???
Wednesday night this week, Sunday night next week, pick a Friday or Saturday night please.
Hope you all have fun ,sorry I wont be with you :cry:
hmmmm a sunday after a munch... and i'll be travelling back up north.... and manchester is in the north.....
any chance of a quick poke my nose in please, depending on what time you are kicking off .... before heading further north?
Wont be able to drink... will have to leave early... but would be nice to make a full weekend of it..
do we need an excuse to have another side splitting night, nah , Blue/Judy im sure if possible we will be along, bloody love the village wish we lived a little closer.
wrats
still getting over last night, flashbacks argh more flashbacks redface surprisedops:
So what's wrong with newbie's? :upset: We've all got to start somewhere! rolleyes
Just because some of us have three heads and six fingers, doesn't mean we can't have a laugh.
Anyway, from some of the ads I've seen, I'd say having three heads is an , OK not the three heads bit but maybe the six fingers!!
Well, you go and have a great time in M/cr and if you see someone dragging their knuckles on the floor up canal street you'll know it's me, Mr Newbie no don't worry, I'll be fine, you know, just on my lonesone and all, talking to myself at the end of bars, with nothing but sore knuckles to remind of what a great night I had on my lonesome.......
I can't take it anymore, I'll have to stop it's to distressing.
Adios
Mr S
Quote by bluexxx
Judy and I are treating KitKat to a night out in the magical kingdom of Manchester's gay village on the evening of Sunday 4th Sept :thrilled: :happy: :thrilled: .
Who fancies coming along? lol We promise you lots of laughs :lol2: :grin: rotflmao , and lots of booze :cheers: (though we're not buying it all :uhoh: ), in a buzzing atmosphere..... drinkies
Everyone is welcome - straight, gay, and all those in between - as long as you are not a total newbie.
Sign below for a cracking night out :lol: :lol: :lol:
confused:
Oooh, oooh, oooh.... lots of replies... KitKat is obviously popular lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Let me make a list, how I like making lists:
KitKat (guest of honour smile )
Judy
Me (plus fluffy travelling companions)
wolvie_dude
little gem
MikeNorth
postie
wild rose and the mad stag (possible)
HannahnAlex
:lol:
Aw Hunkermunker.... a funny first post, but rules is rules.... hehehehehehe.... but tell you what, if you can prove to me that you're not a mad axe man who is going to slaughter the whole of the village - well, only concerned about me really, you can do what you want with everyone else :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: - then I will invite you.....
:rascal: This will be interesting, it's always funny to watch people trying to convince others that they are not mad axe men :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
hijack sorry
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that they are not mad axe men

I meet a certain new female some months back just to convince her that the site was not fuill of axe men............ lol .
And now she is never at home :shock:
Always out and about at meets / munches/ etc :P :P
hijack mode over
worship O me, O my, the notorious, no, legend, that is Blue has answered my post. This is indeed an honour for one so hung up on his axe sharpening that I'm going to put down all my sharp toys and concentrate on my reply.
So, hmmnnnn, how does one prove ones not an axe weilding homicidal maniac(AWHM)?
Do you give out your MENSA membership number? No, on second thoughts as it's a fine line between genius and stark raving mad man.
Do you declare an open house and let everyone look for the axe stash? Uh oh, no way as one could be liable to axe planting by genuine AWHM who stalks SH forums!
Do you get references from friends, collegues, family, local constabulary etc etc?
A tad to lengthy and maybe could be perceived as having misogynist tendencies by people not understanding SH.
So, what the feck do I do?
I know, I'll let Blue handcuff me all night so she's sure I can't get up to any mischief and hopefully by the end of the night you'll all see that I'm as drunk as you all and that I've peed myself as noone would take the handcuffs off me when I went to the lil, boys room!
That's it I think. Failing that I'll just keep posting in the forum so you'll get to know me.
Adios
Hunkermunker redface
Quote by bluexxx
Oooh, oooh, oooh.... lots of replies... KitKat is obviously popular lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Let me make a list, how I like making lists:
KitKat (guest of honour smile )
Judy
Me (plus fluffy travelling companions)
wolvie_dude
little gem
MikeNorth
postie
wild rose and the mad stag (possible)
HannahnAlex
:lol:
Aw Hunkermunker.... a funny first post, but rules is rules.... hehehehehehe.... but tell you what, if you can prove to me that you're not a mad axe man who is going to slaughter the whole of the village - well, only concerned about me really, you can do what you want with everyone else :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: - then I will invite you.....
:rascal: This will be interesting, it's always funny to watch people trying to convince others that they are not mad axe men :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Quote by Hunkermunker
I know, I'll let Blue handcuff me all night so she's sure I can't get up to any mischief and hopefully by the end of the night you'll all see that I'm as drunk as you all and that I've peed myself as noone would take the handcuffs off me when I went to the lil, boys room!
That's it I think. Failing that I'll just keep posting in the forum so you'll get to know me.

Now, handcuffs we can do lol :lol: :lol: ..... and rope.... Judy has some very nice rope :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Posting in the forum is a good plan :thumbup:
Hi....
I'd love to attend but Bluexxx wouldn't let me or thump me on arrival....!
The Chimpster..... cool
count me in please bluexxx think ill sort a hotel this time so i dont miss any of the late night rug abuse scenes ...oh leprecaun wont be there..
your rugs will feel safer knowing this..
cheers
dargento
oops that is if im allowed to go again smile
Quote by cheekychimp
Bluexxx wouldn't let me

Got it in one rolleyes .
Dargento..... will be a pleasure to meet you again lol :lol: :lol:
Hey Bluexxx,
You gonna put my name of this list...please..? :cry:
Marcus..x
:shock: I am sure this was not how my invite was worded. :shock:
Let me just check my PMs - here it is - (best read in a female verion of that annoying American bloke who does the through the keyhole program thingy)
Quote by Blue
Kat, daahhling, I have had the most sooooper idea. Whilst you are in Maaanchester, would you paaaaartake of a small soiree with the fair Judy and moi, possibly accom-pan-ied by a feeewww select members of the local sophisticates. It would be frightfully good fun.

Have I been had? :shock:
*Kat runs off to his wardrope muttering about not having a thing to wear, then changes his mind and runs to Kit's wardrobe. BOL-- LOCKS - I am never going to fit into any of that! mad - Never mind, I am sure Blue and Jude can come up with something suitable for the occasion! :thumbup: *
lhk
Kat
Quote by Blue
Kat, daahhling, I have had the most sooooper idea. Whilst you are in Maaanchester, would you paaaaartake of a small soiree with the fair Judy and moi, possibly accom-pan-ied by a feeewww select members of the local sophisticates. It would be frightfully good fun.

Absolutely true. You are guest of honour in one of the brightest night spots in the country with a select group of Manchester's finest.... aren't you a lucky boy! :thumbup:
Unfortunately the classier element of the Manchester social scene, namely Moi, will not be ettendance for this event. :shock:
I know, I know, I'm letting you down, the whole tone of the event will be lower and much less sophisticated without me there, but I am sure I can count on my trusty sidekicks to soldier along without me there and to keep the flag of sophistacation flying! So Judy, the blue velvet please and Blue, make sure there are no holes in your stockings!
I will be thinking of you all, well you'll get a passing though, but I will be busy sunning myself in Sitges.
Oh and make sure someone updates me on the gossip afterwards.
Well, as Blue so rightly says - axe weilding homicidal maniac- you can't trust them! well I'm off to polish my axe unless anyone has any other better ideas? You all have a good time and I hope to converse with you all soon (once I've got these fecking handcuffs off!
By the way, what does she do with rope - sounds interesting!!
Adios
Hunkermunker
judy im shocked ..we met and you never asked me for a shag....could of been lep middying the waters though...
ps...definately the blue velvet smile
dargento
rolleyes Well, what can I say. Blue has a personal vetting team. I might of guessed it!
Thank you for the invitation to be vetted(?). lol I will take you up on the offer once I get to know some of you through the forums as one has a difficult time juggling meets with all the axe sharpening I have to do!
Seems to me either Blue uses you as her sacroficial node and hopes you don't meet to many AWHM's, or you wear protection on the first meet!
I'm off to polish my thing and then out on the town (local unfortunately).
ta ta
Adios, Hunkermunker
Quote by JudyTV
judy im shocked ..we met and you never asked me for a shag....could of been lep middying the waters though...
ps...definately the blue velvet smile
dargento

Sweetie you have got it slightly wrong ........as a relative newbie you have to ask me. So Dinner and a trip around the bars and bistros of the Village then? Dutch of course. Book us into The Rem and ask for room 1. : biggrin You can even choose which night you want.
Sorted.... and I didn't even need to post in the LMU :P .
Talk is cheap honey, ............Im expensive wink .
Judy
:roll:
Quote by bluexxx
Oooh, oooh, oooh.... lots of replies... KitKat is obviously popular lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Let me make a list, how I like making lists:
KitKat (guest of honour smile )
Judy
Me (plus fluffy travelling companions)
wolvie_dude
little gem
MikeNorth
postie
wild rose and the mad stag (possible)
HannahnAlex
:lol: :

Yay ! I'm on the list.... thanks! I'm dead chuffed me... will have to scoot at about 10 ish to get back here for work.. unless it's only going to kick off at 10 ish... then i've blown it...
Quote by JudyTV

Postie, my fave club doesn't even open until 10pm :P But its OK there are other nice places to visit.
Judy
Judy, Please remember I have to get to work for 9 30 the next day. I am relying on you, as the restrained, sensible one, to keep me safe from Blue's excesses. wink
*Kat makes a note to pack the listerine*
lhk
rotflmao
Kit just asked: "Isn't Jinty the cat?" :shock: :shock: :shock:
lhk
Kat
Quote by KitKat
rotflmao
Kit just asked: "Isn't Jinty the cat?" :shock: :shock: :shock:
lhk
Kat

Noooooooooooooooo........... tell Kit to keep up with forum life rolleyes wink ..... Jinty is the rug
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Quote by JudyTV
judy im shocked ..we met and you never asked me for a shag....could of been lep middying the waters though...
ps...definately the blue velvet smile
dargento

Sweetie you have got it slightly wrong ........as a relative newbie you have to ask me. So Dinner and a trip around the bars and bistros of the Village then? Dutch of course. Book us into The Rem and ask for room 1. : biggrin You can even choose which night you want.
Sorted.... and I didn't even need to post in the LMU :P .
Talk is cheap honey, ............Im expensive wink .
Judy

what am i gettin blamed for now has fuck all to do with me
and talk is cheap ! but judys tricks on the village canal toe path are even cheaper
as for jinty was a crap shag and i did waste me load on it lol
Please will you put my name down for this one. I'll be away again most of this week but should be free on Sunday night. I'll let you know for definite on Sunday but I don't want to miss the boat so to speak biggrin
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Please will you put my name down for this one. I'll be away again most of this week but should be free on Sunday night. I'll let you know for definite on Sunday but I don't want to miss the boat so to speak biggrin

:D
You're on the list!
lol :lol: :lol:
I will be sending details of the location and time etc, to everyone on Friday when I am back from Scotland. As I won't be online from tomorrow lunchtime til Thursday night, if anyone else wants to come and you ask while I am away you will have to wait a few days for an answer - but assume you have an invite, unless you are a total newbie cool