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**South (yes SOUTH) West Munch?**

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OK, we complain enough that everyone is in the North, but I bet we could arrange a SW munch!
My suggestions are:
1- A field with some cows in
2- A Bristol Marriott hotel
Any takers/suggestions?
Come on my luvvers!!
Oh, FFS!!
If this thread falls off the page before all the Southerners wake up/get on-line I will CRY!!
South West is still quite a journey for us, but if you make it a field with cows in, I`m sure we could afford it! biggrin
BTW, I`m scared of cows (one tried to fill me when I was three! surprised ), so I`d need LOTS of TLC!
Venusxxx
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one tried to fill me when I was three!

Care to elaborate on that??
(just realised that this is my 100th post!!)
HOORAH!! HOORAH!! drinkies
Well done Vix. I'm with you all the way.
Now why didn't we think of that one before?
But you know that Reese is more keen on sheep. Maybe we could have a couple dotted about the place.
I really did write `fill` didn`t I :shock:
I meant `kill` surprised
Scary thing is the K is nowhere near the F on the keyboard...........
I dunno where my head is, but I want to get out NOW :shock:
Venusxxx
Venus, you makes oi larrraaarff!
Facilitator, we CAN do this.. where is everyone, this morning?
It`s Monday, noone can cope with Mondays. Including myself apparently confused
Venusxxx
Well I'm enjoying my day!! :grin:
But I AM on holiday flipa
And the kids are at sports camp :swingingchair:
Wifey is at work :love:
So I can start work on the bathroom at about 2, and then pretend I've had one hell of a job getting the bath out.
Count me in for the Great South Munch, but organisation isn't one of my strong points. (Should a teacher admit that?). But willing to help if you tell me what to do.
We could really upset some people and choose Stongehenge as a Venue! :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by TheFacilitator
But you know that Reese is more keen on sheep.

Erm... Methinks you're confusing me with the Welshman that Vix & I had the other night. :silly:
Quote by VenusnMars
We could really upset some people and choose Stongehenge as a Venue! :twisted:

Wouldn't that just be following with the Druidic tradition?! wink
Quote by Reese
But you know that Reese is more keen on sheep.

Erm... Methinks you're confusing me with the Welshman that Vix & I had the other night. :silly:
Dear Reese
Further to your comment in the Cafe Forum on the site SwingingHeaven, I would like to dispute your claim that you do not have a healthy liking for our wooly coated friends.
I bring your attention to a previous statement where you state categorically that sheep figure prominently in your life, in the darker areas of Somerset. I quote "...or is it due to the more than adequate sheep population" in the thread 'Why so many up north'.
I eagerly await your reply.
Facilitator
Quote by Reese
We could really upset some people and choose Stongehenge as a Venue! :twisted:

Wouldn't that just be following with the Druidic tradition?! wink
Exactly! Doesn`t the druid tradition piss someone off EVERY year! lol
(That`s a little unfair actually, the solstices have been pretty well organised and well behaved of late.)
Venusxxx
Trouble with 'Henge is you get arrested if you deign to enter the stones at a non-prescribed day. ie: not the Solstice.
Still.... nice suggestion, hun. Just need to wake up the Yokels and Cider Drinkers now..
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Dear Reese
Further to your comment in the Cafe Forum on the site SwingingHeaven, I would like to dispute your claim that you do not have a healthy liking for our wooly coated friends.
I bring your attention to a previous statement where you state categorically that sheep figure prominently in your life, in the darker areas of Somerset. I quote "...or is it due to the more than adequate sheep population" in the thread 'Why so many up north'.
I eagerly await your reply.
Facilitator

My Dearest Facilitator,
Pursuant to your dispute of my claim that I do not have a healthy liking for our wooly coated friends, I wish to clarify the quoted statement within which I postulated the adequate sheep population as conditionally impacting the decidedly-sparse SH membership in the Southwest. I believe that it is not my own predilections, but those of our Somerset neighbours which are responsible for this condition (i.e. that they are sheep-sated, and thus not looking elsewhere). In light of this, and as evidence of my contrary orientation, I offer the fact that I am a member in good standing with the aforementioned Swinger's Heaven, and thus looking beyond the more readily-accesssible ovine population.
Sincerely Yours,
Reese Revoe
Boys, please do not argue over sheep. There are plenty to go round.
Can I change my first suggestion list to now include:
3- A field with sheep in.
Thats ok, I can do sheep, it`s just cows who hate me biggrin
Venusxxx
Dear Mr Reese
I readily accept your sincere and forthright reply to my previous correspondance. You have adjectively pointed out that my presumption of your preferences for the ovine population of Somerset was completely unfounded.
I therefore offer my sincerest apologies and look forward to offering some liquid recompense at a future date. Of course if you feel that I have in anyway cast any aspersions on your good nature, you would be totally justified in using some colloquial phrasing to myself, if that would in anyway finalise the situation.
Yours
Facilitator
Ps What's yours Reese?
Facilitator~
Apology accepted - will heretofore cancel my appt with the solicitor! :haha:
~Reese! surprised
P.S. Absinthe, ta. :mrgreen:
Look, I'm going out now.
When I come back, I fully expect you to have arranged a marvellous Munch - (right on your doorstep)
Catch ya'll later.
PS to Reese - YES you have to go out, too. NOW... come on!!
Ok, here`s what I propose. A nice camping event, cheap, cheap, camping event! We could bring beer, barbecues, sit around the bonfires. If a farmer who`d give permission for a field to be used, that`d be great, and cheaper still, as for where, why not get a group of people together see where they are from, and split the difference? A beach party might be cool, hopefully not too cool, although I`d prefer to see something set up for late September (pretty much booked up til then, plus it would give more time for people to join making the event bigger). Permissions for beach partiescouldbe organised online via a local council website, where as farmers will be a little more difficult unless someone is close enough to pay a vist and knows the area well. It is legal to camp on common land for free, finding maps to pinpoint excatly what land is common, and what isn`t is a little more difficult!
Venusxxx (the really really tight bitch!)
Of course, strictly speaking I`m South East, so you could just tell me to butt out! lol
Venusxxx
Well the Portsmouth munch seems to be going ahead - TallHairy is doing the PMs,
but one nearer or in bristol sounds ideal
Nice to know local people are making the effort, and people further out are prepared to travel a bit!
Presumably here must be some sunny weather coming sometime this summer, in which case an outdoor event would be ideal.
Rachel
wink
As I said ealier, I'm not very good at organising but willing to help.
Why don't we just copy the Portsmouth idea and just meet up in a pub. Bristol would be good (and handy for me) and we could put up some people if you don't mind sleeping on the floor. :sleeping:
We'll even throw in a cooked breakfast coffee
Don't know any suitable venues as my regular pubbing days are over. :violin: Any suggestions welcome.
We`d be happy to sleep on your floor, and I`d even bring supplies for brekkie (and help cook)!
If enough ideas come together we could raise a poll, see where it goes from there smile
I`m not brave enough to offer more than ideas just yet, but will help out where I can. I`d love to organise something next year though.
Each year there`s a really good blues festival near us, overnight camping etc, I`d love to organise a get together there, but the festival itself does charge, so I`m not sure I could organise it through here, it may be against the AUP.
Venusxxx
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We`d be happy to sleep on your floor, and I`d even bring supplies for brekkie (and help cook)!
Venusxxx

Venus. Just think how honoured I would be to have the Boobs of the year sleeping on my floor. :inlove:
Well that's two of us sorted. Any more takers? :welcome:
I quite like the idea of Boobs of the year visiting Bristol(s)! With Vix along too, that`d be a pretty talented foursome! lol
Venusxxx
I could bring the Marmalaid for brekkie if you wanna invite a Midlander. I should be able to make it down to you.... Winning Breasts, Winning Cock, now what about the Winning Pussy too?
Quote by VenusnMars
I quite like the idea of Boobs of the year visiting Bristol(s)! With Vix along too, that`d be a pretty talented foursome! lol
Venusxxx

Who got number two place?
if they joined us as well, the GREAT South West Munch would be the munch of the year. :bounce: