want to have some fun with smoking muff and i?

14 Nov 2005

On the 19th Nov......... thats this Saturday at a nudist club wink

:wink:
we both will be at this place from 1 pm on wards......... in the evening there is a party and goes on till 3AM :wink: :bounce:
It is near London just off the M25
If you are interested then pm ether Smoking muff or my self .......and we will give you more details
ooh for those that i told where it was at the weekend ..........we are not going to that one now as this one sounds much more fun :wink: .......and is free for women :bounce:
i cannot promise that we will behave are selfs :wink:
UP DATE

Quote by Debbiewebs
This is for fun or not. You can be social or a lot more if that is your thing.
No has to perform to command, enjoy yourself first

I am just Quoting this again as i have had a few pm asking if it is OK just to meet on a social level
Also peeps you will have to bring ya own booze
And this place has been taken over by new owners and i have heard great things said about it from other swingers! :thumbup:
heres looking forward to meet you soonnnnnn :wink:

14 Nov 2005

Yes I can confirm that I will be going off to a nudist club with Debbiewebs.
Come along and have some fun with us if you can risk it.

14 Nov 2005

If only I was able to make it sad

14 Nov 2005

:roll: :roll: what they said!
>>kicks self for missed opportunity confused

14 Nov 2005

Don't worry if you miss us this time. We will have more than one opportunity to have fun with this wicked duo.

14 Nov 2005

Quote by Smoking Muff
Don't worry if you miss us this time. We will have more than one opportunity to have fun with this wicked duo.

Hope so. Yours and Debbies avatars are doing amazing things for me smile

14 Nov 2005

duly PM'd Smoking

14 Nov 2005

WARNING TO NEWBIES
Be aware that these two will chew you up and spit you out before moving on to the next victim... :lol2: :shock:
Ask for an invite at your own peril ! You have been warned... bolt

Me? Though these 2 "ladies" are wonderful.. I think I am going to have to miss this one, as I have something else on. ( please someone, invite me to something... quick!)
flipa

14 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
WARNING TO NEWBIES
Be aware that these two will chew you up and spit you out before moving on to the next victim... :lol2: :shock:
Ask for an invite at your own peril ! You have been warned...
Me? Though these 2 "ladies" are wonderful.. I think I am going to have to miss this one, as I have something else on. ( please someone, invite me to something... quick!)

They sound like what I'm looking for. Now your making those unable to go feel like they're really missing out. sad

14 Nov 2005

Sorry did I hear something squeaking in the corner.
No I must be hearing things.
Sorry it was Postie . What happened to your lipstick and handbag deary. Try not to leave lipstick on Smoker Jim's face hun
Any way I can be very gentle and kind (not scary unless that is what floats your boat)

14 Nov 2005

:rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: .
Im well shy compaired to thoose 2.
hiya smoking muff innocent

14 Nov 2005

would of love to come but London is wayyyyyyyyyy to far for us have fun ladies biggrin

14 Nov 2005

I am shy too. No really..........
People out there stop choking. I can here you!
Serves you right for laughing.....

14 Nov 2005

Quote by Smoking Muff
I am shy too. No really...........
.
People out there stop choking. I can here you!
Serves you right for laughing.....

:lol: .
My lips are sealed

14 Nov 2005

This is not a munch. So any one who wants to meet us can just come a long if they want. And by the way Hunk80 this is Smoking Muff who is the partner of Smoker JIm.
Please don't call me Jim I don't have a Moustache or beard

14 Nov 2005

Quote by hunk80
hey, im 19 and just getting into swinging, would i be able to attend this event? thanks jim

:shock: :shock: :shock:
honey, before you do anything silly I suggest you give the Samaritans a call, they're actually really good at just talking things through and helping those who are contemplating suicide. :therethere:
:twisted:

14 Nov 2005

Quote by Darkfire
hey, im 19 and just getting into swinging, would i be able to attend this event? thanks jim

:shock: :shock: :shock:
honey, before you do anything silly I suggest you give the Samaritans a call, they're actually really good at just talking things through and helping those who are contemplating suicide. :therethere:
:twisted:

:rotflmao: Poor lad is only 19, they'll break him within minutes... like a cheap toy on xmas day...

14 Nov 2005

Remember people Smoker Jim was only 20 When I broke him into sex.
I am an Offical Cherry Picker. The Juciy the better

14 Nov 2005

Quote by hunk80
i take it its not a good idea?! has ne1 got any advice for me? im from the berkshire area and lookin to meet women any age. thanks x

I think it's a great idea - you would kick yourself for missing an opportunity to get into swinging like this. You would never need to ask for advice again, people would look up to you as you walk down the street, ladies in the street would avert their eyes as you pass - you could be the sole survivor of DebbieWebs and SmokerMuff. What an accolade!! lol

Mal

14 Nov 2005

Quote by Mal
i take it its not a good idea?! has ne1 got any advice for me? im from the berkshire area and lookin to meet women any age. thanks x

I think it's a great idea - you would kick yourself for missing an opportunity to get into swinging like this. You would never need to ask for advice again, people would look up to you as you walk down the street, ladies in the street would avert their eyes as you pass - you could be the sole survivor of DebbieWebs and SmokerMuff. What an accolade!! lol

Mal

Bad bad boy Mal!!!! smackbottom

LoL

14 Nov 2005

Perhaps I could incorporate it into my mentoring scheme. You know, survive a session with these two luvverly ladies and we let you stay on the Site, fail and you leave!! lol

Cool or what!!! :grin:
Mal
wink

14 Nov 2005

Quote by Mal
Perhaps I could incorporate it into my mentoring scheme. You know, survive a session with these two luvverly ladies and we let you stay on the Site, fail and you leave!!
Cool or what!!! :grin:
Mal

:shock: that wouldnt work - the mentoring scheme is meant to help newbies and support them in their sexual enlightenment journey........
not kill em all off at the first sitting!
That said, imagine the god-like status those who survived would achieve literally overnight :shock: All hail the survivors of the initiation experience that is Debbiewebs & Smokin' Muff worship

:worship: :worship:
maybe the mentoring scheme should be expanded to incorparate counselling for post-traumatic stress?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

14 Nov 2005

Quote by Mal
Perhaps I could incorporate it into my mentoring scheme. You know, survive a session with these two luvverly ladies and we let you stay on the Site, fail and you leave!!
Cool or what!!! :grin:
Mal

Mal, Jim has already survived me and Debs. So he is not the only one to survive out talents. There are more out there. Hell...... Debs has survived my strap-on

14 Nov 2005

Quote by Mal
Perhaps I could incorporate it into my mentoring scheme. You know, survive a session with these two luvverly ladies and we let you stay on the Site, fail and you leave!!
Cool or what!!! :grin:
Mal

I think it's probably left as a course for the more experienced, who have at least as vague idea of what they're letting themselves in for. Like an advanced driving test, or (possibly more accurate for this) the SAS selection tests. :lol:
I have to say, I doubt I'd have much of a chance of coming out of there alive, but I can think of few better ways to go :wink:
Makes me even more gutted that it's the other end of the bloody country, as Mrs. DP is deserting me for a weekend of studying 200 miles away and I'm consquentially at a bit of a loose end. sad

14 Nov 2005

This could be the makings of a very interesting coroners inquest cool

14 Nov 2005

Quote by Smoking Muff
Remember people Smoker Jim was only 20 When I broke him into sex.
I am an Offical Cherry Picker. The Juciy the better

I haven't got a cherry, but I have got a couple of plums :P
(Sorry, couldn't resist that one)

14 Nov 2005

Is this for members only. I would love to come just to say Hi wink

14 Nov 2005

This is for fun or not. You can be social or a lot more if that is your thing.
No has to perform to command, enjoy yourself first

14 Nov 2005

Quote by Mal
i take it its not a good idea?! has ne1 got any advice for me? im from the berkshire area and lookin to meet women any age. thanks x

I think it's a great idea - you would kick yourself for missing an opportunity to get into swinging like this. You would never need to ask for advice again, people would look up to you as you walk down the street, ladies in the street would avert their eyes as you pass - you could be the sole survivor of DebbieWebs and SmokerMuff. What an accolade!! lol

Mal

What a great idea..........talk about a baptism of fire :lol: :lol:
If Hunk80 lives to tell the tales he might be ready for a Bluexxx party..............................................................................................
or maybe not confused

14 Nov 2005

Quote by Nomad_Soul
i take it its not a good idea?! has ne1 got any advice for me? im from the berkshire area and lookin to meet women any age. thanks x

I think it's a great idea - you would kick yourself for missing an opportunity to get into swinging like this. You would never need to ask for advice again, people would look up to you as you walk down the street, ladies in the street would avert their eyes as you pass - you could be the sole survivor of DebbieWebs and SmokerMuff. What an accolade!! lol

Mal

What a great idea..........talk about a baptism of fire :lol: :lol:
If Hunk80 lives to tell the tales he might be ready for a Bluexxx party..............................................................................................
or maybe not confused

We will not hurt anyone unless that floats their boat. Stop trying to scare people away I can do that all on my own if I choose to