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*** THE GFZ IS CLOSED FOR REFURBISHMENT ***
:shock: All I said was "This place needs a lick of paint" - and that was last weekend when I was stuck in Jags' bosom (or was that the week before? time passes so slowly in there!
Everyone seems to have knocked off for the night - best not start fiddling with things it all loos very organised.
But wait .... what is this ... OO lovely - luminous orange paint - my favourite, I am sure no-one will mind me dabbing a few brushfulls while I am here.
Tum te da te tum..
lhk
Kat
Everyone seems to have knocked off for the night - best not start fiddling with things it all loos very organised.
But wait .... what is this ... OO lovely - luminous orange paint - my favourite, I am sure no-one will mind me dabbing a few brushfulls while I am here.
Tum te da te tum..
lhk
Kat
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
Sex God
Umm, Kat? Why do we now have a luminous orange portrait of Kit (nude, no less!) on the wall? I'm not complaining, but I think you'll have a few things to explain when she finds out.
Quote by MrFC
Right I'm back! Looking good, I see you've been left to do the painting kat, but did you have to choose luminouse orange? I do think the green would have looked better oh well it's done now. Is the fridge stocked up yet Ineed a drink before the party!
:shock: Do you think so - I thought the luminous orange floor would be better because it would not show the doggy prints?
What for? You mean you don't know?Because the curtains don't match? dont worry - I will do them next
tum te tum te da
:lol: :lol: Hey guys well impressed - Sarge has done an OK job of the plas.......
WTF!
I am sure more of this room was Green than orange hours ago - and now it is orange again.............
Who the bloody.........
What's going on....... :?:
I am so confused..............
:roll: :roll:
Will everyone just please put their paintbrushes down and gather round a minute I have something important to say.
Gather in...
Thats it..
"Your all worse than the f**king Keystone Kops"
Now bugger off and get changed - party is starting in the BFZ - No DJohn, I have no idea who painted your eyebrows green and orange when you were passed out drunk...
Hmmmmmmmmm? :?:
No it is not a masked ball... :roll:
Eh? Will thinners fetch it off? - How the hell should I know, and you are only allowed near the thinners under supervision now - look at the mess it got you into before...
Right let me think, what is done?
Hole knocked through
stairs moved
partitions built and plastered upstairs
Jacuzzi moved
Left to do:
Build the bar
Decorate upstairs and downstairs
Fit the bathroom - if the kit ever turns up.......
Fit all the telly and what not - bloody fancy speakers they look like - thank god Carpy covered all the new kit up with plastic - it would have been trashed by now otherwise -
Move the furniture and pool table back in
Build Arti's cages
Buy the beds and bed linen
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Possible - just not hopeful!
*Sigh*
WTF!
I am sure more of this room was Green than orange hours ago - and now it is orange again.............
Who the bloody.........
What's going on....... :?:
I am so confused..............
:roll: :roll: Will everyone just please put their paintbrushes down and gather round a minute I have something important to say.
Gather in...
Thats it..
"Your all worse than the f**king Keystone Kops"
Now bugger off and get changed - party is starting in the BFZ - No DJohn, I have no idea who painted your eyebrows green and orange when you were passed out drunk...
Hmmmmmmmmm? :?:
No it is not a masked ball... :roll:
Eh? Will thinners fetch it off? - How the hell should I know, and you are only allowed near the thinners under supervision now - look at the mess it got you into before...
Right let me think, what is done?
Hole knocked through
stairs moved
partitions built and plastered upstairs
Jacuzzi moved
Left to do:
Build the bar
Decorate upstairs and downstairs
Fit the bathroom - if the kit ever turns up.......
Fit all the telly and what not - bloody fancy speakers they look like - thank god Carpy covered all the new kit up with plastic - it would have been trashed by now otherwise -
Move the furniture and pool table back in
Build Arti's cages
Buy the beds and bed linen
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Possible - just not hopeful!
*Sigh*
:eeek: if the kit ever turns up :eeek: new kit :eeek: Would people please stop saying 'Kit' I get a shudder every time you do - and it is difficult enough getting these edges straight as it is!
Alex, someone was looking for you - something about a fur coat? - I think it is the one under the green sheep like banquette that DJohn appears to be trying to inflate at the moment!
I am not sure if it is a banquette or a whopee cusion though - every once in a while it goes "Baaaaa"
lhk
Alex, someone was looking for you - something about a fur coat? - I think it is the one under the green sheep like banquette that DJohn appears to be trying to inflate at the moment!
I am not sure if it is a banquette or a whopee cusion though - every once in a while it goes "Baaaaa"
lhk
Sex God
Sorry about the fur coat. Someone told me this sheep was a duck (I'm easily confused). Again, I can only apologise. I think I'd better not promise that it won't happen again 
Quote by MrFC
Why Emma that's very noble of you, we shall have to break you in slowly. I shall arrange some private tuition with myself, :twisted: :twisted: so as not to drop you in at the deep end.
Oh I think Emma can hold her head above the water in here MrFC. As for breaking her in slowly.......I think she has the hang of things!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
OMG!
There I was upstairs just finishing off the smooth coat on the walls when I heard a hissing noise downstairs and smelt something acrid.
My first thought was that either the bloody sheep had spontaneousy combusted after having its wooly coat washed out with thinners........
My second thought was DJohn in his drunken stupor had decided to try and smoke the bloody animal for a bet! (My wish was to see him try actually because I wondered what bit he was going to put his lips around to try and draw on it!)
Anyway - I wondered downstairs and the bloody walls are hissing...
THATS RIGHT - HISSING!
It's only the two bloody paints on the wall reacting together and starting to steam.....
It's bloody amazing - there we were with alternating layers of Orange, Green and Orange and now it has gone a crazed type of Brown with differend shading all over.....
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha - the guys are gonna love this when they come in and see it. I am gonna have to open the windows and let the smoke out before I go but the hissing noise is dying down so perhaps it is finished.
However I am now really worried about the poor old Ewe. She is stood in the corner shaking and dripping thinners in a big pool on the floor. I reckon I will be able to help her if I put her in the tumble dryer in the BFZ.
I won't ask the girls - hate to disturb the party until I actually get changed - I'll just sneak round the back to their laundry room and whip the old bugga into the dryer for 10 mins and help her dry out a bit faster.
Back in 10!
Fred
There I was upstairs just finishing off the smooth coat on the walls when I heard a hissing noise downstairs and smelt something acrid.
My first thought was that either the bloody sheep had spontaneousy combusted after having its wooly coat washed out with thinners........
My second thought was DJohn in his drunken stupor had decided to try and smoke the bloody animal for a bet! (My wish was to see him try actually because I wondered what bit he was going to put his lips around to try and draw on it!)
Anyway - I wondered downstairs and the bloody walls are hissing...
THATS RIGHT - HISSING!
It's only the two bloody paints on the wall reacting together and starting to steam.....
It's bloody amazing - there we were with alternating layers of Orange, Green and Orange and now it has gone a crazed type of Brown with differend shading all over.....
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha - the guys are gonna love this when they come in and see it. I am gonna have to open the windows and let the smoke out before I go but the hissing noise is dying down so perhaps it is finished.
However I am now really worried about the poor old Ewe. She is stood in the corner shaking and dripping thinners in a big pool on the floor. I reckon I will be able to help her if I put her in the tumble dryer in the BFZ.
I won't ask the girls - hate to disturb the party until I actually get changed - I'll just sneak round the back to their laundry room and whip the old bugga into the dryer for 10 mins and help her dry out a bit faster.
Back in 10!
Fred
Sex God
Fred don't forget Arti will have to bring her back tomorrow!!!! I would get the shears out and get shearing, she won't live if you put her in the tumble dryer. It has one setting...extreme heat. She will come out a former lamb !!!
Sex God
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, FRED, DON'T OPEN THAT WINDOW!
The sudden inrush of oxygen could set the paint alight. Surely a professional stripper like you would know that.
The sudden inrush of oxygen could set the paint alight. Surely a professional stripper like you would know that.
My dear ladies and gentlemen, if a member of this forum may make such a bold request of his colleagues, would it be possible for us to congregate in one room or another this very evening.
With events of days passed recently I feel this is a fine and proper chance for us to enjoy our company as a group.
In days to come, once work completed, we gentlemen may indeed take this location to retire to but this evening belongs, I would wager, to the group.
I have put a number of bottles of red wine for your consumption in the BFZ and shall prepare a fine louche of Absinthe for those wishing to enjoy a lightening of stress.
Right - that's bloody torn it - I've only gone and lost Arti's bloody sheep aint I...
He is gonna be so mad - first Fly turns queer on him and now he is a sheep down......
Sod it - gonna shut up shop here for the night and head over to the BFZ for a bevy or two - I need them........
Wonder if this floor will be dry bty the morning - I just love the way the dirty footprints all over it make it look industrial....
Brown crackle walls and Hi Vis orange floor - strewth - looks like Larry Bowen has been here!
Never mind - sure it will all come right in the morning.........
*Turns off light and closes door*
He is gonna be so mad - first Fly turns queer on him and now he is a sheep down......
Sod it - gonna shut up shop here for the night and head over to the BFZ for a bevy or two - I need them........
Wonder if this floor will be dry bty the morning - I just love the way the dirty footprints all over it make it look industrial....
Brown crackle walls and Hi Vis orange floor - strewth - looks like Larry Bowen has been here!
Never mind - sure it will all come right in the morning.........
*Turns off light and closes door*
