... that she was in fact ....
...she is, in truth, a ...
And nope!! It makes perfect sense after a bottle of Pinot Grigio
.. Golden retriever sent from another ....
...village just because she smelt...
something rather strange coming from..........
...pink fluffy things on Fred's...
dashboard, which happened to be ...
...where he rested his tackle...
instead of dawn's chin, which........
after he had been fishing
On closer inspection it was...........
after last nights encounter with ....
...out using the proper kind .....
of high performance lubrication. He
scratched the leather trim off......
... the inside of her thighs ...
blowing softly on her skin
.... with a portable gas torch ....
while whistling to the tune of ....
... Long haired lover from Liverpool ....
and wiping the sweat off.......
... her moustache with the back ...
Thinking quickly on his feet.....
... he pushed the ten bob ....
note into his pocket and.........
.........ran out to buy some......
new batteries for the Rabbit ...........
and a packet of three.........
...strawberry flavoured and scented ribbed