Ok.. I know this is a bit cheesy.. but hey ho.. roll out the primula and give it a go.
Can only 5 words to the story.. No successive posts from same poster..
I'll start us off. You may need to be quick or good at editing...
The members of SH were...
quietly going about their business,
when all of a sudden.....
Love
Wilma
x x x x
in burst blue, wearing a ...
....smile and a see through
steve
x
....mini skirt and high heels...
but before she could put....
on Karma Chameleon, she noticed..
...looking into his hand at..
...a sexy young man with...
.. a beautiful woman on his..
lap, looking up at the ...
...new tabloid size Independent and..
wondering how something so compact .....
..discs can be bought cheaper..
when in ran jags, holding ....
...a tesco bag full of...
Scotch, strawberries and whipped cream...
..."Darlings!" she cried, distracted by...
blues see through mini skirt...
.. the boys stood in line..
she reached into the bag ...
and shouted with joy as.....
...joy entered the fray. She..
... took her time and rolled ....
out the red carpet because ...
the green one was dirty...
It,s a bunch of bannanas!!