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50 things to do before your 50

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Orgasminator
i noticed this thread in meet up and thought it might be an interesting one to see peoples opinions on.
so, what are the things you would like to do before your 50 (if your over 50, try in the next 5 years)
ive got plenty of time left to:
1. visit asia (not picky where, somewhere not touristy and mcdonalised)
2. bungee jump
not a big list i know lol
Orgasminator
avoid anthing that might casue your heart to stop beating
Live and work in the US
Visit every country in Europe and every continent
Retire and have fun
Sex God
Johnny Depp
Sex God
Be continent, still.
Get drunk on someone elses vintage champagne.
Have my eyesight, still.
See my mum turn 75.
Not be dependant on my wheelchair.
Prostitute myself and all my beliefs, in the name of a good time.
Laugh a little.
Argue and make up with my kids.
Bungee jump.
oh, and beforer I am fifty, I want to do...
Johnny Depp. Or did I say that, already?
Sex God
:doh: me and my big mouth .
here goes anyway white water rafting id love that .
walk the great wall of china .
live long enough so my daughter dosent pick my rest home .
and be in the biggest orgy ever . lol
Orgasminator
Quote by debz4u
white water rafting id love that .
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i go twice a year, once with work and once for fun.....its a right giggle, and you get really wet....thats not a problem is it?
Orgasminator
Quote by debz4u
:doh: me and my big mouth .
here goes anyway white water rafting id love that .
walk the great wall of china .
live long enough so my daughter dosent pick my rest home .
and be in the biggest orgy ever . lol

let me know when you are sending out the application forms! wink
take part in a las vegas wedding with a complete stranger
Slightly odd one:
* Take a holiday in Iraq
By that I mean go there as a tourist, do touristy things just as you would in any other country. Speak to the locals and not get shot or blown up.
I suppose what I am really saying it to have had all the recent events there mean something, and achieve something for the people of Iraq, not just for the west.
But yeh holiday in Iraq, hopefully I will do that well before I am fifty... appart from the WMD's there is lots of really interesting archeolgical remains and architecture out there, not to mention a rich culture.
good thread! biggrin
hmmmm.....before I'm 50 I hope I will ....
1) be in a 60k per annum career (if not more lol )
2) own my own home outright
3) have put my daughter through college and university
4) ridden through the Grand Canyon on horseback
5) have given up smoking
6) have seen Gorillas, Tigers and Elephants in their natural habitat and been close enough to feel their breath on my skin
good thing I've got a good 20 years to work on it then :shock: rolleyes
Sex God
1. Get born
2. Have a birthday
3 - 50. Have 48 more birthdays
Orgasminator
before I am 50.............
Share a stage ( even if I have to gatecrash it) with Slash.
See an end to all man made disaters ( like chav's)
and join debz in that worlds biggest orgy lol
1 retire
2 see my son happily married
3 quite smoking
4 holiday in Australia
5 own my home fully paid for
6 have a healthy amount in the bank to retire on
7 to of been i an orgy of all females 10 or more :twisted:
8 to be having fun with another female in a public place and be caught :shock:
9 to be 8 1/2 stone...only 1 stone to lose hehehe
10 drive or be a passenger in a F1 car
ok ran out of idea's for now lol
Does that make me less ambitious than the next person because i can't think of 50? confused
Have done a load, but still few more to go :P
1. find a great place to retire, asia or carribean preferably (hurricane proof!)
2. finally stay in the US for more than a couple of months, to try and find out what makes them go all silly :shock:
3. Play in front of 5000 people then have after party :twisted: (groupies :P )
4. Try and do another season in the alps, before my legs and liver are too badly damaged to consider doing it again :shock:
5.....possibily the one that I most want to do and always have, is to compete in the Paris Dakar on a bike........saw it at a young age on Eurosport and been dreaming about ever since biggrin
Sex God
Be involved with a colourful bukkake redface
Become more confident :shock:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Be involved with a colourful bukkake redface

does that mean men from all 5 continents :P or you want them all to dress up in 60's garb and eat beetroot :shock:
Before 50 !
That leaves me out then redface
Shit, what did I do? Memory has failed.
Fred (I think thats me name)
Hmmmmmmmmmmm......... I've started on this already.....
Things still to be achieved......
1). To climb Mt. Snowdon......
2). To win at HOYS...(not bothered which horse either)
3). To write something worth reading......
equi-princess xxx
Sexlightened
i never plan things as you never know how things turn out,
i suppose the most ambitious thing would be to meet every member from this site and just spend the time listening to all there stories and fantasies.
well thats all my time taken up till iam 50 i suppose.
wink
Quote by equi-princess
Hmmmmmmmmmmm......... I've started on this already.....
Things still to be achieved......
2). To win at HOYS...(not bothered which horse either)
equi-princess xxx

what about Hickstead??? have you ever been? if so, why have you not looked me up?
as for things to do before i'm 50, hmmm, survive would be top of the list, i think seeing my children grow to be responable adults (fat chance of that though)
the only other thing i can think of, is a free fall parachute jump..solo.
Sexlightened
Before I am 50 ...
Hmmm .. tough one because I am the worlds biggest wimp so dont think I would ever have the courage to bungy jump or white water rafting or anything scarey like that.
The main thing I ever wanted to do was grow up and get married and start a family.
I got married .. so just need a family.
I guess it would be nice to retire and not have to work - and to have our mortgage paid off.
Sexpert
1/ Dance on XXXXXX'S grave
2/ make peace with my kids
3/ turn up to a munch in a sillier costume than marmalaid
Quote by SirLee
3/ turn up to a munch in a sillier costume than marmalaid

:shock:
My big thing is to go somewhere like kenya and see all the great animals in the wild biggrin
also to see the kids grow up and find their own homes to mess up lol
Quote by Vix
Be continent, still.
Get drunk on someone elses vintage champagne.

Don't these have a sort of contradicting effect?
Orgasminator
thanks to equi princess in the chatroom for pointing out HOYS is
horse of the year show.
im so uncultured ;)
Warming the Bed
Quote by lancyuk
so, what are the things you would like to do before your 50 (if your over 50, try in the next 5 years)
ive got plenty of time left to:
1. visit asia (not picky where, somewhere not touristy and mcdonalised)
2. bungee jump

Lancy-Nancy my TallBoy, non touristy and unMcDonalised places in Asian isn’t such a good idea for giant like you, you’ll only scare them away. As for Bungy Jumping, at least make sure the string is not too long…just joking flipa
Nah, already seen the world...so things I’d like to be able to do before I’m 50:
1) Looking 30 years younger/stunning with cosmetic surgery/diet/exercise
2) Saved enough to retire on a blissful swinging lifestyle
3) Have sex with David Beckham
4) Climb Mt Everest without oxygen & Sherpa guide
5) Write one of the best selling novel
6) Win an Oscar for Best Actor
7) Speak 101 languages of the world
8) Do Space travel
9) Do Time travel
10) Have sex with aliens
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Orgasminator
Quote by lusty_modesty
Lancy-Nancy my TallBoy, non touristy and unMcDonalised places in Asian isn’t such a good idea for giant like you, you’ll only scare them away. As for Bungy Jumping, at least make sure the string is not too long…just joking flipa

agreed on both points, although surely they have tall people in asia? or am i just a european freak now?
never been sure about bungee, ive seen the people whos heads touch the water.....id probably be washed away, or need a shorted bungee cord.
Drat! just past the fifty.
But heres some things anyway.
1 Get to know Halley Berry more personally.
2 Ride my Harley around the USA.
3 Go to my first swingers meeting.
4 Climb snowdon naked. mad
Orgasminator
Quote by Harleyman
1 Get to know Halley Berry more personally.

AGREED, forget 2, 3 and 4
although it should read 'go to a swingers meeting with halle berry', its only fair to share with the rest of us.