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28 Oct 2004

Quote by clock1448
When I come to the next munch I will bring a tape measure and carry out a spot check, now please all form an orderly que, I will need another female to assist me, any offers !!

Methinks Vix should pocket our measuring tape before the Notts Munch!! It's a special , too, so we could do impromtu sizings there as well... ;) ...tho, sadly, it only goes up to 44G. sad

~Reese!

28 Oct 2004

I'll be a willing volunteer for that one Reese. I've got my pocket hand warmer all ready, don't want cold hands now, do we? lol

28 Oct 2004

Quote by Reese
When I come to the next munch I will bring a tape measure and carry out a spot check, now please all form an orderly que, I will need another female to assist me, any offers !!

Methinks Vix should pocket our measuring tape before the Notts Munch!! It's a special , too, so we could do impromtu sizings there as well... ;) ...tho, sadly, it only goes up to 44G. sad

~Reese!

well how about u tie a bit of string on to the end to increase then length.. and do me too! lol

28 Oct 2004

Quote by marmalaid
I'll be a willing volunteer for that one Reese. I've got my pocket hand warmer all ready, don't want cold hands now, do we?

Are your pockets that big?

28 Oct 2004

Quote by marmalaid
I'll be a willing volunteer for that one Reese. I've got my pocket hand warmer all ready, don't want cold hands now, do we?

Marms~
Whilst cold hands might prove a liability for the cock measuring, I feel they'd potentially be an asset where breasts are concerned. It's up to the ladies, really, as I'd be more than willing to abide by their wishes. ;)
~Reese! surprised

P.S. To be honest, I've never... erm... "experienced" anything larger than an E-cup, so anyone who'd be willing to indulge a life-long fantasy......... rolleyes

28 Oct 2004

Quote by Vix
Are your pockets that big?

No, just small hands. With lithe, flexible and agile fingers cool

8-)

28 Oct 2004

to be serious i aint checked the size of mine !!! might see how big i am lol

28 Oct 2004

Quote by the funk
to be serious i aint checked the size of mine !!! might see how big i am lol

Hurry up then dear.

28 Oct 2004

Quote by marmalaid
Are your pockets that big?

No, just small hands. With lithe, flexible and agile fingers cool

8-)
What? You want me to deny that?
compared to bits of me... Giant Haystacks hands would be small

28 Oct 2004

lol sowwy aint got a tape to hand xx

28 Oct 2004

Quote by Vix
Mind you, I was 7 stone and skinny back then. Now? It'd be like chucking a twig down Wookey Hole.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
As I remember it Wookey Hole WAS warm dark and slippery.

28 Oct 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
When I come to the next munch I will bring a tape measure and carry out a spot check, now please all form an orderly que, I will need another female to assist me, any offers !!

Methinks Vix should pocket our measuring tape before the Notts Munch!! It's a special , too, so we could do impromtu sizings there as well... ;) ...tho, sadly, it only goes up to 44G. sad

~Reese!

well how about u tie a bit of string on to the end to increase then length.. and do me too! lol
WBB~
Sorry, but the measuring tape would fall a bit short on you...by one "G", if I'm not mistaken. ;)
~Reese! :o

28 Oct 2004

Quote by Reese
When I come to the next munch I will bring a tape measure and carry out a spot check, now please all form an orderly que, I will need another female to assist me, any offers !!

Methinks Vix should pocket our measuring tape before the Notts Munch!! It's a special , too, so we could do impromtu sizings there as well... ;) ...tho, sadly, it only goes up to 44G. sad

~Reese!

well how about u tie a bit of string on to the end to increase then length.. and do me too! lol
WBB~
Sorry, but the measuring tape would fall a bit short on you...by one "G", if I'm not mistaken. ;)
~Reese! :o
sniff! i know when i am not wanted... cant say i never offered! lol

28 Oct 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
sniff! i know when i am not wanted... cant say i never offered! lol

WBB~
No worries - will just have to take the measurement manually and estimate from there - um, if that's ok... ;)
~Reese! surprised

28 Oct 2004

Quote by Reese
sniff! i know when i am not wanted... cant say i never offered! lol

WBB~
No worries - will just have to take the measurement manually and estimate from there - um, if that's ok... ;)
~Reese! surprised

make sure you use vix' hand cream tonight then! lol

:lol:

28 Oct 2004

Quote by marmalaid
I thought the measurement was from prostate gland, that makes me about 8 inches too!!! Retracting the tape measure came as a bit of a shock though :shock:

Oops, missed a word...
Blimey! Vix just measured me from the prostate, just North of the perineum, and came up with just over 12 inches! Can't be right, although it does account for many of the VWE ad responses we've received. rolleyes

Quote by well_busty_babe
make sure you use vix' hand cream tonight then! :lol:

My hands are soft & supple...with lithe, flexible and agile fingers, just like Marms. ;)
~Reese! surprised

28 Oct 2004

Vix & Reese, no measuing at the Notts Munch as I'm not allowed to come :cry: as I wasn't on the forum before August, although I was on the Photo ads, still that's life.
Reese can help me when I do finally get to a munch, and no practice runs either. biggrin

I wsouldn't want anyone to feel left out.
Sarah

28 Oct 2004

Quote by clock1448
Reese can help me when I do finally get to a munch, and no practice runs either. I wsouldn't want anyone to feel left out.

Sarah~
Of course, you're always welcome to a personal "fitting session", should you ever find yourself in Glastonbury. ;)
~Reese! surprised

28 Oct 2004

Reese,
LOl lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I drive about 800 to 1500 miles a week, so you never know, !
Sounds like a lot of fun. rotflmao

what sort of fitting had you in mind?
Sarah

28 Oct 2004

Quote by clock1448
Sounds like a lot of fun. what sort of fitting had you in mind?

Sarah~
Ooh - s'pose you'll have to use your imagination on that one - Vix & I are equipped for all sort, here! ;)
~Reese! surprised

28 Oct 2004

Ok Reese, Vix and you are on my travel route in the next few months or so!
Sarah

28 Oct 2004

Quote by clock1448
Ok Reese, Vix and you are on my travel route in the next few months or so!

:bounce: *goes off to sterilize the apparatus*

29 Oct 2004

Reese,
Are you trying to tell me your apparatus is not sterilzed after every use! wink

Sarah

29 Oct 2004

Natorious 1930's bank robber John Dillinger had a 20 " prick which is apparently preserved somewhere too. So someone obviously likes them BIG :shock:
*Note to self - must not watch tv stoned!

29 Oct 2004

Steve Bruce, the Birmingham City Manager, has a 6ft prick, apparentley hes put a long blonde wig on it and plays it in midfield

29 Oct 2004

Quote by Libra-Love
Natorious 1930's bank robber John Dillinger had a 20 " prick which is apparently preserved somewhere too. So someone obviously likes them BIG :shock:
*Note to self - must not watch tv stoned!

Ain't Google great?
Seems that is a fabricated phallus fable!!

It's on the web, so it must be true!
Just doing my job, maam cool

Whilst looking for the above I found an excuse, I wondered why that African guy wanted to shake my hand...

29 Oct 2004

Quote by marmalaid
Natorious 1930's bank robber John Dillinger had a 20 " prick which is apparently preserved somewhere too. So someone obviously likes them BIG :shock:
*Note to self - must not watch tv stoned!

Ain't Google great?
Seems that is a fabricated phallus fable!!

It's on the web, so it must be true!
Just doing my job, maam cool

Whilst looking for the above I found an excuse, I wondered why that African guy wanted to shake my hand...
confused

Thanks for putting me right. See what happens when I move from the pc to veg infront of the tv? Not good.
Now can you please turn around so we can all see how that hand-shake went?

29 Oct 2004

Quote by Libra-Love
Now can you please turn around so we can all see how that hand-shake went?

Promise not to laugh? confused

29 Oct 2004

Quote by Happy Cats
Steve Bruce, the Birmingham City Manager, has a 6ft prick, apparentley hes put a long blonde wig on it and plays it in midfield

sheeesh and men have the cheek to say we're bitchy :shock:
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

29 Oct 2004

i like them in all shapes and sizes. my hubby has a larger than average and sometimes it can get a little painful in certain positions.
the fact of the matter is as someone pointed out, its not the size that matters but what you can do with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wink

Happy Cats wrote:
Steve Bruce, the Birmingham City Manager, has a 6ft prick, apparentley hes put a long blonde wig on it and plays it in midfield

whats mid field didnt realise there was a hole between the ass and the f.....y lol

:lol: :lol: