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A bed is best because .....

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.... you can sleep in it afterwards.. lol
Quote by AtomCom2001
....A Bed is Best because ..... you can sleep in it afterwards.. lol

A Car is Cool because.. you can drive home afterwards lol
Quote by Cherrytree
....A Bed is Best because ..... you can sleep in it afterwards.. lol

A Car is Cool because.. you can drive home afterwards lol
a shower is great because you can get clean :lol:
... after what?
lp
Quote by Ukwineman
....A Bed is Best because ..... you can sleep in it afterwards.. lol

A Car is Cool because.. you can drive home afterwards lol
a shower is great because you can get clean :lol:
Outdoors is outstanding because... the breeze keeps you cool or fans the flames!!!
:lol:
Quote by Cherrytree
....A Bed is Best because ..... you can sleep in it afterwards.. lol

A Car is Cool because.. you can drive home afterwards lol
You show me how good a car is and then i'll show you how good a bed is :rascal:
rotflmao :rotflmao: on the coffee table isnt good cos i have to polish it afterwards redface
Quote by dekntan
rotflmao :rotflmao: on the coffee table isnt good cos i have to polish it afterwards redface
slip sliding awaaaaaay! biggrin
bed is the best but around the house is cool as well
A Desk is Devine, but watch out for the cctv :shock:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
....A Bed is Best because ..... you can sleep in it afterwards.. lol

A Car is Cool because.. you can drive home afterwards lol
You show me how good a car is and then i'll show you how good a bed is :rascal:
You take me to where I was before and I'll show how good an alternative viewpoint is. :rascal:
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a Neighbour is Nice, as you don't have far to go home
Quote by Cherrytree
A Desk is Devine, but watch out for the cctv :shock:

a garden is gorgeous, but watch out for grass stains!!
a paddling pool full of strawberry jelly is best because....
ill get me coat :giggle:
a layby can be luscious... but look out for law enforcement
Quote by Warmer
rotflmao :rotflmao: on the coffee table isnt good cos i have to polish it afterwards redface
slip sliding awaaaaaay! biggrin
yup then fingermarks knee marks and spunk stains ruin the look of it lol
Quote by dekntan
rotflmao :rotflmao: on the coffee table isnt good cos i have to polish it afterwards redface
slip sliding awaaaaaay! biggrin
yup then fingermarks knee marks and spunk stains ruin the look of it lolcillit BANG! is your friend :giggle:
Quote by Warmer
rotflmao :rotflmao: on the coffee table isnt good cos i have to polish it afterwards redface
slip sliding awaaaaaay! biggrin
yup then fingermarks knee marks and spunk stains ruin the look of it lolcillit BANG! is your friend :giggle:
Is that from experience?
A Tent can be Tremendous, but wise to be taciturn.
Quote by meat2pleaseu
rotflmao :rotflmao: on the coffee table isnt good cos i have to polish it afterwards redface
slip sliding awaaaaaay! biggrin
yup then fingermarks knee marks and spunk stains ruin the look of it lolcillit BANG! is your friend :giggle:
Is that from experience?well i wouldn't recommend anything I hadn't test drived myself :giggle:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
rotflmao :rotflmao: on the coffee table isnt good cos i have to polish it afterwards redface
slip sliding awaaaaaay! biggrin
yup then fingermarks knee marks and spunk stains ruin the look of it lolcillit BANG! is your friend :giggle:
Is that from experience?
killit bang on me coffee tableee noooooooooooooo just the bang will do lol
That's your innocent image shattered then wink
Quote by dekntan
rotflmao :rotflmao: on the coffee table isnt good cos i have to polish it afterwards redface
slip sliding awaaaaaay! biggrin
yup then fingermarks knee marks and spunk stains ruin the look of it lolcillit BANG! is your friend :giggle:
Is that from experience?
killit bang on me coffee tableee noooooooooooooo just the bang will do lolsaucy devil :D
Quote by Warmer
rotflmao :rotflmao: on the coffee table isnt good cos i have to polish it afterwards redface
slip sliding awaaaaaay! biggrin
yup then fingermarks knee marks and spunk stains ruin the look of it lolcillit BANG! is your friend :giggle:
Is that from experience?
killit bang on me coffee tableee noooooooooooooo just the bang will do lolsaucy devil :D
yup thats me :giggle:
Quote by dekntan
yup then fingermarkz, knee markz and spunk stainz ruin the look of it lol

relatives...... rolleyes
H.x
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relatives...... rolleyes
H.x

rotflmao :giggle:
An empty pub garden at night is best because you can have a drink before and after redface lol
Louise xx
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A Hammock is Heaven because you can Swing in it afterwards wink
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Wait for it......more double entendres than a carry on film coming up-
A Hammock is Heaven because you can Swing in it afterwards wink

rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao: