a kind of location survey?
well my excuse is that I have consumed rather a large amount of wine for one small person ;)Quote by DeniseBabe
Ahem , cough cough......I've had great sex with people from Essex
Shushhhhhhhhhh................ discretion
Ooopssss Shhhhhh!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Oh and - Essex Munch is soon!!!!!!! I get to meet Misschief - if she doesn't wimp out and refus to introduce herself to me!!! :P
I actually intended this post to be a serious attempt to find out how many members were in my area. Never mind, at least everyone seems to have had a bit of 'essex' fun. I'm thinking of moving now, the 'up north' brigade seem to have much more fun than us southerners. Thanks for all the replies folks 
Sex God
Quote by racer3
....... I'm thinking of moving now, the 'up north' brigade seem to have much more fun than us southerners. Thanks for all the replies folks
Well, racer, did you know we have an adopt-a-southerner scheme here on SH, just for those like you who have realised that we have more fun here in the north, and wish to join us? See:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/12047.html
Good luck,
Mike.
Quote by racer3
as I read through all the posts on here it seems that everyone lives 'somewhere else'
makes me feel real alone down here in essex. how about a 'hands up if you are in or near essex' it would be good to know I have some company especially from the ladies and couples.
I have a map with Essex on it, if that's any help
(but I'm actually on Tyneside.... so I'll just get my coat.....)
Warming the Bed
Me neither
Quote by HungryP
I went to Essex once..........
It rained !!!
Yes, but be positive.... it has the A12 & places like Chelmsford
I'm just off........
HungryP,
I am glad you feel positive about Chelmsford. I was born there nearly 38 years ago. I have spent the last 35 of those years living in and around Reading. My parents moved to Reading from Maldon, as my Father was able to secure a better paid job here. My parents like Essex and moving was not an easy decision for them.
Quote by zootle
I went to Essex once..........
It rained !!!
That reminds me. Every time I've ever visited Bristol it has pissed down there.
Bristol, of course, isn't in Essex. It's about as interesting as Essex though, only with a lot less burberry.
Zootle,
I see your profile states that you are located in “Wheelie Worldâ€. I wonder what the Annual Average Rainfall is there?
Quote by teppic
ok-----ok-------i admit it...i used to be taken to clacton and jaywick for my holidays...that was almost 30 years ago....and had one amazing weekend in colchester:twisted: , that was last year.... so essex isn't all bad
Teppic,
My family and I used to holiday in Essex after we moved to Reading, as we still had relatives living there. I have many happy childhood memories of windswept summer days spent in Clacton, Frinton, Walton On The Naze, and Brightlingsea. The last time I went to Essex was ten years ago, as the relatives I knew there have all sadly passed away.
I will go back one day and I will reminisce.
Sexpert
Well, I used to live in Essex. At least, it was just about in Essex. Near enough Suffolk actually.
Now I live in Surrey. Which is only an hour or so's drive from Essex. Feel any better now?
Now I live in Surrey. Which is only an hour or so's drive from Essex. Feel any better now?
Hey Racer
We live in Kent ( officially the shortest county name in the U.K. ) and we have a wonderful darford tunnel and a shiny new bridge to connect us. Used to go shopping at Lakeside but then we got our own bigger, better and much posher Bluewater shopping centre.
Now we only cross the water to laugh at the lovely Essex people. Only joking they are just as bad in Kent.
Maybe we could put some Essex girl jokes on to cheer you up
Love
Jackie and Ben
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We live in Kent ( officially the shortest county name in the U.K. ) and we have a wonderful darford tunnel and a shiny new bridge to connect us. Used to go shopping at Lakeside but then we got our own bigger, better and much posher Bluewater shopping centre.
Now we only cross the water to laugh at the lovely Essex people. Only joking they are just as bad in Kent.
Maybe we could put some Essex girl jokes on to cheer you up
Love
Jackie and Ben
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hi jackie and ben. heard all the jokes i think. Just checked out your pics and was halfway to the bridge when I remembered the age criteria. Any time you fancy trying a more mature guy drop me a line and ill be a kent lad in no time. (did actually live in strood as a kid, and I regularly race at brands and lyddon)
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