accepting ugly people

8 Oct 2009

Quote by meat2pleaseu

Earth is full. Go home......... :mrgreen:

nice to see you do your bit for the environment by recycling your old jokes rolleyes

thanks for noticing............. biggrin

it's the dial up joke next, followed by 'but you've heard of me' :roll:
Blimey..............your a real fan........ :mrgreen:

8 Oct 2009

Quote by meat2pleaseu

your really good
I think I'll make you president of my fan club............... :roll:

8 Oct 2009

Crying here rotflmao

8 Oct 2009

Quote by Lost
Crying here

Don't encourage them rolleyes

8 Oct 2009

Will you lot get a room :giggle:

8 Oct 2009

Quote by Dawnie
Will you lot get a room :giggle:

Was you gonna watch? rolleyes

8 Oct 2009

Quote by Dlep
Will you lot get a room :giggle:

Was you gonna watch? rolleyes

Yep

8 Oct 2009

Quote by Dawnie
Will you lot get a room :giggle:

Was you gonna watch? rolleyes

Yep

Thought so :roll:

8 Oct 2009

Quote by brucie
another one of my gripes about the swinging scene is the political correctness of accepting people how they are.
im not suggesting everyone should be hollywood beautiful. but i do think that the really ugly ones should be more discreet.
i can think of a couple of clubs i go to where certain regulars seem to wear their physical defects as a badge of honour. one chap with a massive bollock hernia who refuses to cover up. some very obese people who seem to be "happy in their skin". and all sortd of other aesthetically displeasing types.
sex isnt only for greek gods and godesses, but just as i wouldnt go to a club with grit under my nails or so much pubic hair that you cant see my todger, i expect others to make an effort to be pleasing on my eye.
and i dont accept the different strokes for different folks garbage. given the choice between a fittie and bbw every bloke will go for the hottie.
discuss.

If you're such an irresistible hunk of manhood, why is it you're too scared to show us how drop dead gorgeous you are on your profile? Since your personality leaves a lot to be desired it seems to me you're running out of option mister.
Perhaps it is you who should be more discreet?
*lover*

9 Oct 2009

Nice to see you, to see you.... (clap) "Nice!"
What a lovely post! So much better than the other post where you criticised swingers for being too conservative, narrow-minded and perhaps even bigoted for not being uniformly supportive of you sleeping with prostitutes...you being such a liberal, free spirited and accepting chap...
And then you come here and show such wonderful warmth and liberal acceptance by blasting anybody who doesn't fit in with your idea of being attractive. So your liberalism basically entails you want us to love you for sleeping with prostitutes, but you feel fat, ugly or physically impaired people should be shunned by the Adonis like fraternity of swingers and forced to go into special "minger only" clubs for the facially unfortunate and bodily disproportionate, because they don't fit in with your definition of being "aesthetically pleasing?"
Good Game! Good Game!
Still, it provoked a good response, perhaps these posts are the way to go to generate interest in the Forum again. In which case I'll post my "Accepting the irretrievably stupid" post a bit later.

9 Oct 2009

Call me ugly and throw me too the swinging minging. Thats what I say.

9 Oct 2009

Quote by Lost
Call me ugly and throw me too the swinging minging. Thats what I say.

Morning Ugly :lol2:

9 Oct 2009

Quote by Resonance
So your liberalism basically entails you want us to love you for sleeping with prostitutes, but you feel fat, ugly or physically impaired people should be shunned by the Adonis like fraternity of swingers and forced to go into special "minger only" clubs for the facially unfortunate and bodily disproportionate, because they don't fit in with your definition of being "aesthetically pleasing?"

The Adonis Club will be empty and we'll all be having fun in the Mingers Only section biggrin

Quote by Lost
Call me ugly and throw me too the swinging minging. Thats what I say.

Love that term rotflmao

9 Oct 2009

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Call me ugly and throw me too the swinging minging. Thats what I say.

Morning Ugly :lol2:
You want me dont you..... rolleyes

I can't believe I just typed that ffs

9 Oct 2009

Quote by Resonance
... In which case I'll post my "Accepting the irretrievably stupid" post a bit later.

looking forwrd to it, thank you.
lp

9 Oct 2009

Quote by brucie
hello all. sorry for not participating but ive been busy...
who wants an invite to my private gallery?

No ta. Any time I want to see shallowness I'll find a puddle to look at.

9 Oct 2009

Quote by brucie
hello all. sorry for not participating but ive been busy...
who wants an invite to my private gallery?

Pass thanks. Doesn't matter how good looking YOU think you are, I don't like your attitude :dry:

9 Oct 2009

Quote by brucie
hello all. sorry for not participating but ive been busy...
who wants an invite to my private gallery?

:lol: :lol:
Naw, I have a sneaking suspicion I'll find you looking summat like this . . .

;)
N x x x ;)

9 Oct 2009

Quote by brucie
interesting. my profile has been looked at 337 times . it was on about 20 last week...

I'm sure telling people you now have a face pic in there will get you into 4 figures by the weekend too rolleyes

9 Oct 2009

Quote by brucie
interesting. my profile has been looked at 337 times . it was on about 20 last week...

And how many have pm'd you begging for a meet?

9 Oct 2009

Okay so this Brucie is acting like a bit of a cock,but there are people flaming him on here who usually lay into others for doing exactly what they are doing...whats makes it any different this time? dunno

9 Oct 2009

Brucie u are the devils avocate arent you.
bet your havin a right old laugh at the strife your stirring up.
whats ya next thread people over 50 are to old to have sex ....debate

9 Oct 2009

Quote by brucie
hello all. sorry for not participating but ive been busy...
who wants an invite to my private gallery?

No thanks i`m happy being part of the "swinging minging" if it keeps people like you away.

9 Oct 2009

Quote by brucie
interesting. my profile has been looked at 337 times . it was on about 20 last week...

And how many have pm'd you begging for a meet?
no one has begged. begging would be a turn off actually. i like strong women.
and so far 2 pm's. more "you sound interesting/challenging" than "i want you to fuck me like ive never been fucked before".
Wonders why :dry:

9 Oct 2009

hey brucie u just got time to get one more shag in b4 your genitals get closed up darlin

9 Oct 2009

What's wrong with transvestites eh? You picking on them now ya ninny!!
innocent

9 Oct 2009

Quote by Mr-Powers
Okay so this Brucie is acting like a bit of a cock,but there are people flaming him on here who usually lay into others for doing exactly what they are doing...whats makes it any different this time?

Oh come on Dave? Give over!
Brucie, I think, knew exactly what he was doing when he posted the thread? ((( Sorry to talk about you like you ain't even here Brucie? )))
We ((( Including you Dave! :P ))) know exactly what he was doing when he posted it! I mean, if I posted a thread about how 'Fat birds and mingers make the best swingers, cos they're just, like, sooo fucking grateful for it', well, I'd expect to have a few negative comments meself. Some people might even tell me to pull my head out of my arse? lol

Are we to imagine that Brucie is somehow less intelligent than I, and never saw it coming? :dunno: confused

Brucie ((( Sorry! ))) posted a deliberate 'provoke a response' type thread. Brucie has now had his response. In fact, if we're to believe him ((( And I have no reason whatsoever to doubt the veracity of his earlier post? :? ))) he's had a couple of PMs from people who find him interesting? At least one person on this thread has thanked him for shaking the forum up?
I'm quite sure Brucie ain't crying into his beer right now? Looks like a Mission Accomplished, over and above that anticipated? Maybe? :dunno: Not sure he really needs you leaping to his defence? :dunno: Somewhat out of character for you anyways that, eh? :lol: :P ;)
N x x x ;)
p.s. You are of course absolutely aware that you just called Brucie a cock up there, eh? That was irony weren't it? :lol: :P

9 Oct 2009

Quote by splendid_
I don't mind ugly people. They are useful to have around. They are just SOOOO grateful for a shag. It means I get a look in.
(disclaimer - I have loads of friends who are ugly- are you reading this witchy?)

You flucking cowbag. I wasn't going to be away forever, you know that, don't you?
And I'm not your friend. I only spend time with you because next to you, I'm the better option.
rotflmao

Can I read the thread now?

9 Oct 2009

Quote by neilinleeds
Okay so this Brucie is acting like a bit of a cock,but there are people flaming him on here who usually lay into others for doing exactly what they are doing...whats makes it any different this time?

Oh come on Dave? Give over!
Brucie, I think, knew exactly what he was doing when he posted the thread? ((( Sorry to talk about you like you ain't even here Brucie? )))
We ((( Including you Dave! :P ))) know exactly what he was doing when he posted it! I mean, if I posted a thread about how 'Fat birds and mingers make the best swingers, cos they're just, like, sooo fucking grateful for it', well, I'd expect to have a few negative comments meself. Some people might even tell me to pull my head out of my arse? lol

Are we to imagine that Brucie is somehow less intelligent than I, and never saw it coming? :dunno: confused

Brucie ((( Sorry! ))) posted a deliberate 'provoke a response' type thread. Brucie has now had his response. In fact, if we're to believe him ((( And I have no reason whatsoever to doubt the veracity of his earlier post? :? ))) he's had a couple of PMs from people who find him interesting? At least one person on this thread has thanked him for shaking the forum up?
I'm quite sure Brucie ain't crying into his beer right now? Looks like a Mission Accomplished, over and above that anticipated? Maybe? :dunno: Not sure he really needs you leaping to his defence? :dunno: Somewhat out of character for you anyways that, eh? :lol: :P ;)
N x x x ;)
p.s. You are of course absolutely aware that you just called Brucie a cock up there, eh? That was irony weren't it? :lol: :P
I couldn't really give a fuck about Bruce and his opinions and certainly wasn't coming to his defence,i just wanted to clarify that the next time i rip into some Pillock whinging about getting no action on here,i can remind certain people who come to his defence about there remarks made here! wink