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Hiya all... I'm Phil, 23 from Exmouth, Devon. Ive been lurking for a bit but feel now is the time to dip my toes into the water :shock: I have been playing for about 3/4 years now... looking forward to chatting to some of you, and to some of the people I know (who I wont name unless I shame them!)
Cheers for now
Phil :twisted: :twisted:
Morning and welcome!!! Glad your toe is in, now get the rest of your body in too.
Have fun here, most of us do.
Merry Xmas Postie
Stick around and have some fun - and if you wish to 'name and shame', start with the shame and see if we can work out the names. More fun than 'Eye Spy' !!!
Mal
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Hi Phil and welcome!
They are a great bunch in here. Join in with the spirit of the Forum and you will be welcomed and encouraged. Your first post is a good start. My only advice (and I am quite new myself) is to take the plunge. Don't just dip your toe - dive in and immerse yourself.
It's great fun in here. The water is warm and inviting and the banter is always well meant and kindly even if it can appear a bit brutal at times when you watch from the sidelines.
Oooooohhhhhh a name and shame game for Xmas - COOOOL! Unless I'm the one you are going to shame that is - hee hee :twisted: wink
Whatever you do - don't post it as a cryptic - they just never get them and you always end up telling them the answers!
lol :lol:
Welcome...........
"Wilma - fresh meat here hun!"
Fred
Welcome!!!
If you see fred, ignore him.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
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Welcome!!!
If you see fred, ignore him.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

Ggggrrrrrrrrrrr!
OK, so I'm crap at riddles - the name and shame game will have to be very easy or else I will fail again redface
I`m a relative newbie as well and I`m just in up to my knees at the moment. Finding those bloody stones a bit annoying on the bottom of me feet! rolleyes
Anyway, regarding riddles: I`m not much good at those. In fact I`m as thick as two short wanks...hee! hee!
DukeTheDog
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Welcome - but what's with the stones and your feet?????
but what's with the stones and your feet
Slowing him down? confused
Welcome Duke, nice to see the aristocracy partaking of the fun!
LHK
Kat
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... and I`m just in up to my knees at the moment. Finding those bloody stones a bit annoying on the bottom of me feet!

Are you playing thick intentionally folks to stop people feeling intimidated?
He is in up to his knees but finds the little stones on the water's edge annoying......?
Never paddled in a lake or river you lot?
eeehhhh?
Fred
No pebbles on the beaches I come from - Just thick squelchy mud! Now if he had said, I am up to my knees but this thick squelchy mud is icky, I would have know exactly what he meant. 8)
What? I said I was crap at riddles - now what was that about stones?
Hi again good folks!
My comment about the stones was referring to my one or two hiccups regarding finding my way around this site...i.e - how to reply etc etc. Not all that computer literate you see but I`ll get there. Anyway, nice to be amongst some good folk like yourselves and I look forward to reading your postings. lol
Duke.
A day ago I was being welcomed and now it's my turn already:-
Welcome !
Carpathian
My comment about the stones was referring to my one or two hiccups regarding finding my way around this site...i.e - how to reply etc etc. Not all that computer literate you see
Bugger, I was just going to say "see Fred, it was an analogy, nothing to do with your rivers and streams crap, ner ner ner ner ner". But I am currently hampered by trying to type while eating the worlds biggest humble pie! :mrgreen:
I am sure the standard advice at the moment Duke is "Watch Kat, and anything he does, DON'T" rolleyes
lhk
Kat
P.S. Carpathian - didn't I ban you?? wink
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P.S. Carpathian - didn't I ban you?? wink

Er, it's not me, er, him, er I just look like him, whatever he looks like...ooh, is that the phone - must dash......
{makes dash for door hiding face}
Not Carpathian