are you pregnant? or is your wife?

8 Jan 2005

Quote by gurl
Can't someone pretend to be pregnant just so we can find out what he does when he locates one????

I am willing to try if anyone knows how I might carry that one off :silly:
Just put on a jumper and push a football under it and tell him you have to leave your jumper on at all times incase you catch cold. It could be bad for the baby. hehe

9 Jan 2005

Quote by oliveoyl
Would like to be pregnant .....Is that any good?

You're probably about to get some offers... :shock:

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Noel1977
Can't someone pretend to be pregnant just so we can find out what he does when he locates one????

I am willing to try if anyone knows how I might carry that one off :silly:
Just put on a jumper and push a football under it and tell him you have to leave your jumper on at all times incase you catch cold. It could be bad for the baby. hehe
Right. I've got a jumper on and the football has been shoved into place. I guess all I need to do now is wait for my waters to break :shock:

9 Jan 2005

Quote by xxdevil69
Is it really true that women get realy horny when they are pregnant? A couple of pregnant women have told me that but I wondered if it was really true.

Everyone's different, some go completely off sex and then others are demanding it off their poor partners about 3 times/day. lol

Well I know that Mrs TnH was the first of the two through both our kids, however I always say that the end of pregnancy is our payback. After all those long weeks most ladies are looking forward to getting baby onto outside and returning to normal shape. Plus all fun of having a baby (1am, 3am, 5am, 7am hehe...)
Of course there are 2 tried and tested (maybe old wives tales) ways of naturally starting labour, curry and sex :P So (although Mrs TnH likes a good curry so I get then anyway occasionally) I had 2 weeks of wonderful curries and, well leave the rest to your imagination. Oh and before anyone asks, neither worked for us, but we have had 2 great healthy kids (by emergency C section), both who love curry dunno

9 Jan 2005

Quote by tallnhairy
Of course there are 2 tried and tested (maybe old wives tales) ways of naturally starting labour, curry and sex :P So (although Mrs TnH likes a good curry so I get then anyway occasionally) I had 2 weeks of wonderful curries and, well leave the rest to your imagination. Oh and before anyone asks, neither worked for us, but we have had 2 great healthy kids (by emergency C section), both who love curry

Can't speak for the Curry but the experience here is that the other isn't an old wives tale. redface

9 Jan 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
Of course there are 2 tried and tested (maybe old wives tales) ways of naturally starting labour, curry and sex :P So (although Mrs TnH likes a good curry so I get then anyway occasionally) I had 2 weeks of wonderful curries and, well leave the rest to your imagination. Oh and before anyone asks, neither worked for us, but we have had 2 great healthy kids (by emergency C section), both who love curry

Can't speak for the Curry but the experience here is that the other isn't an old wives tale. redface

Well for me the joys of assisting the end of a pregnancy are over, when we chose to have number 3 (No the world cries, not more of TnH brood!!) it will have to be by C-Section due to the other 2 rolleyes

9 Jan 2005

A right good shag and then a really hot bath did it for me!! Half hour later my waters broke. lol

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Scandal
Right. I've got a jumper on and the football has been shoved into place

:shock: :shock: :shock: fookin 'ell !
Why the exclamation.... it's a baggy jumper! wink

9 Jan 2005

Well we started the thread with "Are you, or is your wife pregnant ?"
We have got as far as "Waters broke"
I am now suffering from PPD :wink:
HELP
Fred

9 Jan 2005

Well there is an add in couples seeking males for a 5 month pregnant wife / husband after a 3 some, so maybe this guy will be in luck.

29 Jan 2005

Quote by Noel1977
Is it really true that women get realy horny when they are pregnant? A couple of pregnant women have told me that but I wondered if it was really true.

It is true and it has to do with the increase in hormones. Also there is a psychological explanation for it: when a woman is already pregnant, she does not have to worry about getting pregnant! wink

Of course there are some women who are totally overwhelmed by the changes in their body during pregnancy and are afraid to do stuff lest they hurt the foetus. This is when a partner/husband needs to be sympathetic and patient.
(Personally I can't stop staring at my nipples!) :P

19 Feb 2005

love still to hear from any pregnant ladies or men with a pregnant partner.
yes id love to see pics and web cam, but love to meet touch sex if you want.
billy xx

19 Feb 2005

nope i aint preggo
just got a touch of wind
:shock:

19 Feb 2005

Quote by xxdevil69
Can't someone pretend to be pregnant just so we can find out what he does when he locates one????

Don't be silly... you don't get pregnant people on a swingers site ffs.. thats just disgusting!!! rolleyes

Mmmm I'd love to have fun with a pregnant lady! :P

19 Feb 2005

yes my wife is pregnant, she want sex four times a day, they rest of the time she is eating prawns . she is also crazy. she recently went mad when i ate a chocalate brownie without asking. hmmm pregnancy is weird.

19 Feb 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Can't someone pretend to be pregnant just so we can find out what he does when he locates one????

My Labrador bitch is pregnant. That any good?

19 Feb 2005

I'm pregnant with triplets.... don't tell anyone though... and if they come out looking like next door's bull terrier I'm going to have to come up with one hell of a good story :shock:
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
JOKE (next door don't have a bull terrier, it's a whippet :eeek: )
rotflmao

19 Feb 2005

Quote by xxdevil69
A right good shag and then a really hot bath did it for me!! Half hour later my waters broke.

ummmmm - Devil sweetie - have I missed something? I am assuming this is a previous pregnancy :confused: (Rainbows is easily confused these days)

19 Feb 2005

Quote by Rainbows
(Rainbows is easily confused these days)

(and prone to speak of herself in the third person)

19 Feb 2005

Quote by Reese
(Rainbows is easily confused these days)

(and prone to speak of herself in the third person)
That's because there are actually two of me!!! The one that posts when she has had far too much to drink isn't really me lol

:lol:

19 Feb 2005

no im not pregnantbut was so sex bonkers when i was preggers on my son poor hubby needed a rest!
had a really good session k.f.c and then he was born!
When pregnant with my daughter, well then i was addicted to orange juice lol and sex was only a couple of times a week redface

as for men finding ladies attractive when pregnant my hubby thought i was gorgeous!
as for sharing your pregnant partner with someone else well i er cant really get my head around that as i and hubby was very protective towards my baby bump.
hope this helps love peppsxxxxxxxxxxx wink

19 Feb 2005

Quote by Tania
Is it really true that women get realy horny when they are pregnant? A couple of pregnant women have told me that but I wondered if it was really true.

It is true and it has to do with the increase in hormones. Also there is a psychological explanation for it: when a woman is already pregnant, she does not have to worry about getting pregnant! wink

Of course there are some women who are totally overwhelmed by the changes in their body during pregnancy and are afraid to do stuff lest they hurt the foetus. This is when a partner/husband needs to be sympathetic and patient.
(Personally I can't stop staring at my nipples!) :P
With all my pregnancies from first inkling to at least 3 months after birth if man has even winked at me I've been ill sad

if they've tried anything on then I've had panic attacks and it's not from fear of hurting the foetus I just go right off men :( :(
Now you know the reason hubby had the snip and I have a coil! ROFLMAO
C xx