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4 Nov 2006

Quote by LondonPlaything
I rather like the sound of an Ooompa Lumpa...
but errmm...what is it?
does it bite?

It's one of the little people from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
They might bite your ankles :shock:

4 Nov 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
I rather like the sound of an Ooompa Lumpa...
but errmm...what is it?
does it bite?

It's one of the little people from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
They might bite your ankles :shock:
:twisted: but if I were laying down?? :twisted:

4 Nov 2006

Quote by LondonPlaything
:twisted: but if I were laying down?? :twisted:

Probably bite your willy! lol

lol

4 Nov 2006

Quote by LondonPlaything
I rather like the sound of an Ooompa Lumpa...
but errmm...what is it?
does it bite?

It's one of the little people from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
They might bite your ankles :shock:
:twisted: but if I were laying down?? :twisted:
you should have a look at one of them before you start imagining allsorts. lol

lol

You might think differently. Or maybe not, it does take allsorts.
Louise xx

4 Nov 2006

Quote by louise_and_joe
you should have a look at one of them before you start imagining allsorts. You might think differently. Or maybe not, it does take allsorts.
Louise xx
Louise xx

this is a shoogle job surely?
back soon......

4 Nov 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
Probably bite your willy!

hmmm...Ive *heard* this can have quite a *marked* effect Freckles....
I'll be wary
thanks for the warning :shock:

4 Nov 2006

Quote by LondonPlaything

you should have a look at one of them before you start imagining allsorts. You might think differently. Or maybe not, it does take allsorts.
Louise xx
Louise xx

this is a shoogle job surely?
back soon......
back....
and, errrmm... well..errr

4 Nov 2006

Quote by LondonPlaything

you should have a look at one of them before you start imagining allsorts. You might think differently. Or maybe not, it does take allsorts.
Louise xx
Louise xx

this is a shoogle job surely?
back soon......
back....
and, errrmm... well..errr
So you didnt like what you saw then? or did you? lol

lol

I wont tell anyone.
Louise xx

4 Nov 2006

perhaps not the lumpy chaps... not tonight anyway...
noticed another nice thing or two though...!!..
but enough of this, cant remember whether or not this was a serious thread or not..
pray continue people... and thanks for the educational experience... I think

5 Nov 2006

Quote by Darkfire
please, if you really are'nt up for it, then keep off the site.......

smackbottom

I think you'll find this is a swingers community not a guaranteed -to-get-a-shag site.
There's a massive mix of people here, many who perhaps arnt ready to jump in the deep end yet, but they're very welcome all the same. To suggest people cant be here because they're not 'up for it' is quite possibly one of the most offensive things I've heard in a good while ....and while I understand you are frustrated at not finding what you came here for, that attitude will get you nowhere. I'm also inclined to think that, having read your profile, the couples you've encountered are perhaps not timewasters, they're just not interested.
Good luck
could not have put it better well said

6 Nov 2006

Quote by HornyBear
finaly met a very genuine couple thursday night, and meeting with another couple tom night! and boy, did i have a good time!

Thought I'd remind everyone who started this one off!! lol

lol

He seems to have gone rather absent since......
where are u marcus...............???????????
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

6 Nov 2006

Quote by marcus123
finaly met a very genuine couple thursday night, and meeting with another couple tom night! and boy, did i have a good time!

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

8 Nov 2006

Well done Marcus

9 Nov 2006

Quote by twos_company
dont mean to sound rude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but u have nothing on yr profile
or even a pic.

Every time I see one of these tedious 'no-one replies to my messages' posts I always have a quick look at their profile.
And guess what, there is usually nothing there.
And they wonder why no-one is interested?
Lonni x

9 Nov 2006

Quote by PoloLady
please, if you really are'nt up for it, then keep off the site.......

smackbottom

I think you'll find this is a swingers community not a guaranteed -to-get-a-shag site.
There's a massive mix of people here, many who perhaps arnt ready to jump in the deep end yet, but they're very welcome all the same. To suggest people cant be here because they're not 'up for it' is quite possibly one of the most offensive things I've heard in a good while ....and while I understand you are frustrated at not finding what you came here for, that attitude will get you nowhere. I'm also inclined to think that, having read your profile, the couples you've encountered are perhaps not timewasters, they're just not interested.
Good luck
:thumbup: :thumbup:

9 Nov 2006

Quote by laterunner
Congratulations! I'm still trying for my first 3-sum on this site, you would not believe how many time-wasting couples i've had this past two years! single guys up for a laugh i can understand, but i had expected something better from couples.....even if it was just a 'thanks but no thanks'! Can begin to see why the ranks of bi/gay partners are beginning to swell....please, if you really are'nt up for it, then keep off the site.......

It really makes me laugh when single guys accuse couples of being time-wasters and not genuine. In my experience it's the single guys................those using the ads specifically..............who are the time wasters.
I've given up using the ads for just that reason.

10 Nov 2006

Personally, I believe that anyone on here who doesn't play is a time waster. After all - why would you want to hang around a place like this if you weren't up for it!?
As for all those bi's and gays. It's a bluddy disgrace it is! I think it is about time SH towers cleaned up its act! No wierd bis and gays okay. And those dogger people who don't let watchers join in. Get them off too!
In fact I am thinking that perhaps we should have separate areas just for singles and couples. Because couples having sex just isn't normal! Especially married ones! Why would they be interested in single people?I have no idea! Perhaps we should get rid of the couples too. That'd clean up the place pronto!
Rsxx :color:

10 Nov 2006

Quote by Rainbows
Personally, I believe that anyone on here who doesn't play is a time waster. After all - why would you want to hang around a place like this if you weren't up for it!?
As for all those bi's and gays. It's a bluddy disgrace it is! I think it is about time SH towers cleaned up its act! No wierd bis and gays okay. And those dogger people who don't let watchers join in. Get them off too!
In fact I am thinking that perhaps we should have separate areas just for singles and couples. Because couples having sex just isn't normal! Especially married ones! Why would they be interested in single people?I have no idea! Perhaps we should get rid of the couples too. That'd clean up the place pronto!
Rsxx :color:

and bloody polyamorous people who don't play too.... well they don't belong here... wink

wink

10 Nov 2006

Quote by splendid33
Personally, I believe that anyone on here who doesn't play is a time waster. After all - why would you want to hang around a place like this if you weren't up for it!?
As for all those bi's and gays. It's a bluddy disgrace it is! I think it is about time SH towers cleaned up its act! No wierd bis and gays okay. And those dogger people who don't let watchers join in. Get them off too!
In fact I am thinking that perhaps we should have separate areas just for singles and couples. Because couples having sex just isn't normal! Especially married ones! Why would they be interested in single people?I have no idea! Perhaps we should get rid of the couples too. That'd clean up the place pronto!
Rsxx :color:

and bloody polyamorous people who don't play too.... well they don't belong here... wink

wink

blink

ok ok i know ! but what the bloody hell dose that meen ?
or am i the only person her who dont know ? :silly:

10 Nov 2006

Quote by sercher01
and bloody polyamorous people who don't play too.... well they don't belong here...

blink

ok ok i know ! but what the bloody hell dose that meen ?
or am i the only person her who dont know ? :silly:
Polyamory is the practice or lifestyle of being open to having more than one loving, intimate relationship at a time, with the full knowledge and consent of all partners involved. The word is often used more broadly to refer to relationships that are not sexually exclusive, but there is disagreement on how broadly it applies (for example, many people contend that swinging is not polyamory). Persons who consider themselves open to or emotionally suited for such relationships may define themselves as polyamorous, often abbreviated to poly.

10 Nov 2006

Quote by splendid33
Polyamory is the practice or lifestyle of being open to having more than one loving, intimate relationship at a time, with the full knowledge and consent of all partners involved. The word is often used more broadly to refer to relationships that are not sexually exclusive, but there is disagreement on how broadly it applies (for example, many people contend that swinging is not polyamory). Persons who consider themselves open to or emotionally suited for such relationships may define themselves as polyamorous, often abbreviated to poly.

oh! ok!
you live an lern !
thought it was some sort of" parrat love" thing for a min rolleyes

rolleyes

10 Nov 2006

xxx

10 Nov 2006

Quote by Rainbows
we should have separate areas just for singles and couples.
Rsxx :color:

:lol2:
I thought we did.......................................... your PM box. wink

wink

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