Banisters.

15 Mar 2005

When you are in a strange building and come across an open stairway with a long smooth banisterâ€¦. What goes through your mind?
Think about this honestly. Answer what is true to yourself - but then think about what it means.
To me, smooth banisters are one of the seven wonders of the world; closely followed by shopping trolleys.

Quote by PoloLady
For those of you who think such an act is foolish, pointless, ridiculous to even consider and would never ever dream of doing such a thing - you are truely poor my friends.
For those of you who wished you could do something totally childish and not care - there is no spoon!
For those of you who know how to lose that adult hinibition from time to time - enjoy your wealth and richness in life

15 Mar 2005

It's got to be...should I or shouldn't I :twisted:

15 Mar 2005

Come out, come out, whoever you are - who else picked the last option?????

15 Mar 2005

I'd be sliding up and down warming a sticky dessert wink

15 Mar 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
I'd be sliding up and down warming a sticky dessert

yummy!!

15 Mar 2005

Full straddled! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

15 Mar 2005

Glorious Disaster here. The use of anything to keep me from falling down is greatly appreciated.

15 Mar 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
I'd be sliding up and down warming a sticky dessert

UPand down - impressive! lol

:lol: :lol:

15 Mar 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Full straddled! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

It is the only way to live lol

:lol: :lol:

15 Mar 2005

Quote by PoloLady
I'd be sliding up and down warming a sticky dessert

UPand down - impressive! lol

:lol: :lol:
It's all in the momentum Miss Vigorous :lol: :wink:

15 Mar 2005

The first thing that goes throudh my head when i see a bannister is, is it the right height?
There is a very disturbing trend with moder building to put bannister too high for a woman of 5'4" to straddle.
It is about time someone introduced new building regulations to stop this modern practise

15 Mar 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
The first thing that goes throudh my head when i see a bannister is, is it the right height?
There is a very disturbing trend with moder building to put bannister too high for a woman of 5'4" to straddle.
It is about time someone introduced new building regulations to stop this modern practise

Foxy, the idea is to jump and dangle! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

15 Mar 2005

A few years ago I worked in a company that had a huge, smooth, sweeping, wooden curved banister in the main enterance lobby. About once a week I would treat myself and go the whole length - full-straddle biggrin

One day a couple of the guys from maintainance came along and put hard brass knobs every 5 foot down the length of it. mad

It just goes to show that sometimes a row of hard knobs is not what a girl wants to make her happy!

15 Mar 2005

definately leaning over or full straddle wink

15 Mar 2005

Quote by PoloLady
It just goes to show that sometimes a row of hard knobs is not what a girl wants to make her happy!

Wouldnt mind trying a row of hard knobs , though!!
I once had a job (years ago) in an office which was in a large victorian building, loads of bannisters all at the right height. I often got left alone in the builiding and boy did i enjoy trying them all out - hated the job mind!!!

15 Mar 2005

Quote by PoloLady
Come out, come out, whoever you are....

Polo Lady - you sound like the Glenda the 'good witch' with the Munchkins in The Wizard of Oz' wink

Oh - and I'm a 'should I or shouldn't I?' voter! :P

15 Mar 2005

thats handy i may need to hold that later.
and second thought what wood is this. lol

15 Mar 2005

Quote by bikerdave
thats handy i may need to hold that later.
and second thought what wood is this.

Oh I am sorry. Poor you. :cry:

15 Mar 2005

I did not vote because, none of the above has any reference to what happened when I was very much younger.

15 Mar 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Full straddled! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

I know that's what it says on the poll but is it 'Full Straddled' or 'Full Straddle'? I just want to get this picture clear in me mind :twisted: .

15 Mar 2005

Quote by PoloLady
closely followed by shopping trolleys.

When you discover a store where the shopping trolleys have a place to stand on - whooayyy. I always get into trouble for using them as a scooter and giving the wife a salute as I pass or something daft.

15 Mar 2005

I've never cared for the idea of sliding down a banister, too protective of my nuts.

15 Mar 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
I'd be sliding up and down warming a sticky dessert

Until I read this...I would have had a quick check for anti slide devices...then wooo hooo.
But now..... I would gently lay my warm tongue against the bannister... and wait for the swoosh of Libra Love gliding towards me :twisted: :twisted:

15 Mar 2005

Depends how much vodka i'd had but i'd say fully straddled every time biggrin

How else can one enjoy a bannister? hmmm just had a thought about knickerless sliding......... :shock:

15 Mar 2005

Funny you should ask... while we were out in town today we found ourselves in 'quiet' stairwell and before I knew it the mobile phone was out and he was taking naughty pics (as I mentioned on a previous thread, I don't do knickers and skirts :P ) on the stairs, and before you know it I was getting intimate with the nice shiny bannister!! :grin:

15 Mar 2005

Definatly fully straddled biggrin

Shopping trollys ok but the falt bed trolleys are much better you can ride them like a giant skateboard :twisted:

15 Mar 2005

Given the number of women wanting to go down fully straddled I hereby volunteer to be the knob at the bottom! wink

Roger the Dragon cool

15 Mar 2005

My first thought is jeez thats a long way down redface

and then it is well should i or should i not? hmmmmmmmmmm go on you chicken go for it...... :crazy:

15 Mar 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
Given the number of women wanting to go down fully straddled I hereby volunteer to be the knob at the bottom!
Roger the Dragon

You knob! :wink:
Put any obstacle at the bottom and they wouldn't be on there. :twisted:

16 Mar 2005

Quote by gummy
Given the number of women wanting to go down fully straddled I hereby volunteer to be the knob at the bottom!
Roger the Dragon

You knob! :wink:
Put any obstacle at the bottom and they wouldn't be on there. :twisted:
this is true - very true. A lump free dismount is part of the attraction.