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Superman to be banned?
Nah, they'll just set up a no-fly zone round Virginia. :shock:
I doubt half the white population of Virginia could spell moral standards, anyway.
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Sex God
They have a fine tradition of daft laws over there.
In Alaska, it is illegal for a moose to have sex in the street. Please note, it is not illegal for someone to allow the moose to copulate - the moose is the one who is breaking the law.
The dogging fraternity will like this one: In California, cats and dogs are allowed to have sex in public, but only if they have a permit.
In Florida it is illegal for a woman to fall asleep under a hairdryer.
Masturbation is forbidden in Idaho. Also in Idaho, two persons of opposite sexes who are under one blanket with their shoes off are legally defined as having sex.
In Kentucky it is illegal for a woman to wear a bathing suit in the street unless she is armed. :shock:
In Michigan, a woman may not cut her own hair without her husband's consent.
In New Mexico, women may not wear beards in public.
In Washington State, all sexual positions except the Missionary are illegal.
And here's my favourite: In North Carolina, hurricanes are forbidden to enter city limits under penalty of death.
In Alaska, it is illegal for a moose to have sex in the street. Please note, it is not illegal for someone to allow the moose to copulate - the moose is the one who is breaking the law.
The dogging fraternity will like this one: In California, cats and dogs are allowed to have sex in public, but only if they have a permit.
In Florida it is illegal for a woman to fall asleep under a hairdryer.
Masturbation is forbidden in Idaho. Also in Idaho, two persons of opposite sexes who are under one blanket with their shoes off are legally defined as having sex.
In Kentucky it is illegal for a woman to wear a bathing suit in the street unless she is armed. :shock:
In Michigan, a woman may not cut her own hair without her husband's consent.
In New Mexico, women may not wear beards in public.
In Washington State, all sexual positions except the Missionary are illegal.
And here's my favourite: In North Carolina, hurricanes are forbidden to enter city limits under penalty of death.
Sex God
In the town I was born in (I wont mention it for fear of ridicule) it is illegal to walk on the left hand side of the sidewalk.....and before you ask..........yes people were pulled up on it. :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Silk and Big G
In the town I was born in (I wont mention it for fear of ridicule) it is illegal to walk on the left hand side of the sidewalk.....and before you ask..........yes people were pulled up on it. :shock:
Is that left of the direction you're walking at the time?
Or is it the side near the road?
Or the side near the buildings?
Bev
xx
Orgasminator
Quote by Ice Pie
They have a fine tradition of daft laws over there.
In Alaska, it is illegal for a moose to have sex in the street. Please note, it is not illegal for someone to allow the moose to copulate - the moose is the one who is breaking the law.
The dogging fraternity will like this one: In California, cats and dogs are allowed to have sex in public, but only if they have a permit.
In Florida it is illegal for a woman to fall asleep under a hairdryer.
Masturbation is forbidden in Idaho. Also in Idaho, two persons of opposite sexes who are under one blanket with their shoes off are legally defined as having sex.
In Kentucky it is illegal for a woman to wear a bathing suit in the street unless she is armed. :shock:
In Michigan, a woman may not cut her own hair without her husband's consent.
In New Mexico, women may not wear beards in public.
In Washington State, all sexual positions except the Missionary are illegal.
And here's my favourite: In North Carolina, hurricanes are forbidden to enter city limits under penalty of death.
Surely you must be pulling our leg? Are these laws for real, or do people make this up to take the p155 out of the states?
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Quote by Scandal
....... Virginia USA that is not Virginia Wade
Heard on the radio last night that the authorities in Virginia are introducing on the spot fines for anyone found showing any part of their underwear in public ! ! ! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I kid you not !
Apparently anyone showing their boxies, knickers or thong will be stopped and ordered to re-arrange their dress or pay a fine. They said it is to try and improve the moral standards of the State. Black Community leaders and Human Rights people have complained that it will unfairly discriminate against those who prefer the "lowrider" type of jeans and dress but the authorities are adamant: all nicks must be covered up.
The correspondant then went on to say "at the moment it is unclear how the law will affect builders, plumbers and other workers whose underwear is sometimes accidently revealed". (No this is not a Scandal joke - honest! :shock: )
There was no mention of Swinging Heaven members!
Maybe they liked what they saw in Afghanistan and the bourkha is on its' way next? FFS!
Munch in Richmond Virginia anyone?
EDIT> Found the link on the web:
Superman to be banned? :lol:
Simple solution......
Don't wear undies :lol:
Sex God
Quote by veejay
They have a fine tradition of daft laws over there.
In Alaska, it is illegal for a moose to have sex in the street. Please note, it is not illegal for someone to allow the moose to copulate - the moose is the one who is breaking the law.
The dogging fraternity will like this one: In California, cats and dogs are allowed to have sex in public, but only if they have a permit.
In Florida it is illegal for a woman to fall asleep under a hairdryer.
Masturbation is forbidden in Idaho. Also in Idaho, two persons of opposite sexes who are under one blanket with their shoes off are legally defined as having sex.
In Kentucky it is illegal for a woman to wear a bathing suit in the street unless she is armed. :shock:
In Michigan, a woman may not cut her own hair without her husband's consent.
In New Mexico, women may not wear beards in public.
In Washington State, all sexual positions except the Missionary are illegal.
And here's my favourite: In North Carolina, hurricanes are forbidden to enter city limits under penalty of death.
Surely you must be pulling our leg? Are these laws for real, or do people make this up to take the p155 out of the states?
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These are probably all true, there is usually no need to make things up in order to take the piss out of America or Americans (Any American SH members excepted of course.
)Roger the Dragon
P.S. - I have had American customers who did not realise that the UK was not part of the USA! :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
Also in Idaho, two persons of opposite sexes who are under one blanket with their shoes off are legally defined as having sex.
Bloody hell! You mean I had sex with a colleague's missus during a trip to Boise in '87 and didn't even know it?! :shock: *carves another notch in the bedpost* Guess I should ring Dr. P and fess up now...
~Reese!
Sex God
Not that this applies to all Americans, cos I have met lots of nice and sane ones, however some are just stupid!
I was in Florida, at Disney least year and was eating in a Restaurant that was in the "English" part of one of the parks. (it's based on a lake and as you walk round theres a Japanese area, English area, French area etc)
Anyway, two late teen girls came in and were talking to the waiter, who was English, and said, "this is in Germany, right?"
He though they meant the German bit of the park, and replied that "no, it was the English part," the girl then replied with, "yeah, but England's in Germany right"!
The waiter calmly replied "no ma'am I think you'll find we fought a war over that one" and carried on taking their order.
The girls then asked, "oh, so what language do you speak there" and the waiter simply replied "English" (I think even he was starting to loose his patience and it didn't help that we were nearly crying with laughter on the next table)
The girl then said, "oh right, so our language then, cool" and the waiter simply said " I think you'll find it was the English that first spoke it ma'am, and they brought when they came here from England"
The waiter got the biggest tip I have ever given anyone in a restaurant for having the patience to deal with these idiots, and I rudely, but I just couldn't help it, spent all of our meal laughing at the American girls.
I spend a fair amount of time in the US and this example is only one of many I can give, but that said before every American on here shouts at me, I have also met mant lovely, clever sensible one too! (....most of them lie and say their from Canada tho! )
I was in Florida, at Disney least year and was eating in a Restaurant that was in the "English" part of one of the parks. (it's based on a lake and as you walk round theres a Japanese area, English area, French area etc)
Anyway, two late teen girls came in and were talking to the waiter, who was English, and said, "this is in Germany, right?"
He though they meant the German bit of the park, and replied that "no, it was the English part," the girl then replied with, "yeah, but England's in Germany right"!
The waiter calmly replied "no ma'am I think you'll find we fought a war over that one" and carried on taking their order.
The girls then asked, "oh, so what language do you speak there" and the waiter simply replied "English" (I think even he was starting to loose his patience and it didn't help that we were nearly crying with laughter on the next table)
The girl then said, "oh right, so our language then, cool" and the waiter simply said " I think you'll find it was the English that first spoke it ma'am, and they brought when they came here from England"
The waiter got the biggest tip I have ever given anyone in a restaurant for having the patience to deal with these idiots, and I rudely, but I just couldn't help it, spent all of our meal laughing at the American girls.
I spend a fair amount of time in the US and this example is only one of many I can give, but that said before every American on here shouts at me, I have also met mant lovely, clever sensible one too! (....most of them lie and say their from Canada tho! )
Quote by veejay
They have a fine tradition of daft laws over there.
In Alaska, it is illegal for a moose to have sex in the street. Please note, it is not illegal for someone to allow the moose to copulate - the moose is the one who is breaking the law.
The dogging fraternity will like this one: In California, cats and dogs are allowed to have sex in public, but only if they have a permit.
In Florida it is illegal for a woman to fall asleep under a hairdryer.
Masturbation is forbidden in Idaho. Also in Idaho, two persons of opposite sexes who are under one blanket with their shoes off are legally defined as having sex.
In Kentucky it is illegal for a woman to wear a bathing suit in the street unless she is armed. :shock:
In Michigan, a woman may not cut her own hair without her husband's consent.
In New Mexico, women may not wear beards in public.
In Washington State, all sexual positions except the Missionary are illegal.
And here's my favourite: In North Carolina, hurricanes are forbidden to enter city limits under penalty of death.
Surely you must be pulling our leg? Are these laws for real, or do people make this up to take the p155 out of the states?
.
Yep, all these are for real and can be found on
Met a Canadian in Calgary (bit spooky that) and he asked where I was from.
Me-Wales mate
Him-Where?
Me-Part of the UK
Him-Where?
Me-Great Britain (Yes I know it is different but I was losing the will to live by now)
Him-Oh England
Me-No, England is a part of Great Britain. You have England, Scotland and Wales. Great Britain is made up of 3 countries. I am from Wales
Him-Oh right. I have been to Wales. I have been to Brighton, London and Bordon.
Me-(Smiled and walked away)
But it is just not our cousins acros the pond that do not know about our countries. We had a lad (from the north east) who thought he needed a passport to get into Wales.
Ah well, truth seems weirder than fiction
Dave_Notts
Me-Wales mate
Him-Where?
Me-Part of the UK
Him-Where?
Me-Great Britain (Yes I know it is different but I was losing the will to live by now)
Him-Oh England
Me-No, England is a part of Great Britain. You have England, Scotland and Wales. Great Britain is made up of 3 countries. I am from Wales
Him-Oh right. I have been to Wales. I have been to Brighton, London and Bordon.
Me-(Smiled and walked away)
But it is just not our cousins acros the pond that do not know about our countries. We had a lad (from the north east) who thought he needed a passport to get into Wales.
Ah well, truth seems weirder than fiction
Dave_Notts
Sex God
Quote by Dave__Notts
Met a Canadian in Calgary (bit spooky that) and he asked where I was from.
Me-Wales mate
Him-Where?
Me-Part of the UK
Him-Where?
Me-Great Britain (Yes I know it is different but I was losing the will to live by now)
Him-Oh England
Me-No, England is a part of Great Britain. You have England, Scotland and Wales. Great Britain is made up of 3 countries. I am from Wales
Him-Oh right. I have been to Wales. I have been to Brighton, London and Bordon.
Me-(Smiled and walked away)
But it is just not our cousins acros the pond that do not know about our countries. We had a lad (from the north east) who thought he needed a passport to get into Wales.
Ah well, truth seems weirder than fiction
Dave_Notts
As a I can confirm we steal your parliament structure, name most of our cities and provinces after places in the UK, proudly claim the Monarchy as ours and yet......cant find GB ANYWHERE on a map.
:laughabove: :rascal: :flipa: Orgasminator
Quote by mistress_sassy
Not that this applies to all Americans, cos I have met lots of nice and sane ones, however some are just stupid!
I was in Florida, at Disney least year and was eating in a Restaurant that was in the "English" part of one of the parks. (it's based on a lake and as you walk round theres a Japanese area, English area, French area etc)
Anyway, two late teen girls came in and were talking to the waiter, who was English, and said, "this is in Germany, right?"
He though they meant the German bit of the park, and replied that "no, it was the English part," the girl then replied with, "yeah, but England's in Germany right"!
The waiter calmly replied "no ma'am I think you'll find we fought a war over that one" and carried on taking their order.
The girls then asked, "oh, so what language do you speak there" and the waiter simply replied "English" (I think even he was starting to loose his patience and it didn't help that we were nearly crying with laughter on the next table)
The girl then said, "oh right, so our language then, cool" and the waiter simply said " I think you'll find it was the English that first spoke it ma'am, and they brought when they came here from England"
By any chance those girls didn't happen to be called Simpson as their surname?
It amazes me just how silly some of them guys are. Maybe the Simpsons should be considered as a docu-soap, rather than a cartoon
Orgasminator
Quote by flapjackboy
Yep, all these are for real and can be found on
Do they not have spome sort of debate/consultation before these laws get passed. You'd think that surely somebody must have some common sense and object.
Sex God
Quote by veejay
Yep, all these are for real and can be found on
Do they not have spome sort of debate/consultation before these laws get passed. You'd think that surely somebody must have some common sense and object.
You expect governments to be sensible? Where have you been hiding?
Orgasminator
Quote by Ice Pie
Yep, all these are for real and can be found on
Do they not have spome sort of debate/consultation before these laws get passed. You'd think that surely somebody must have some common sense and object.
You expect governments to be sensible? Where have you been hiding?
Sorry, I apologise to all govts and politicians for accusing them of being in possession of common sense..
Sex God
Apparently in London taxis are still by law supposed to carry a bale of hay on the roof to feed the horse. Oh! And a nosebag too!!!
Orgasminator
Quote by Eagerslut9
Apparently in London taxis are still by law supposed to carry a bale of hay on the roof to feed the horse. Oh! And a nosebag too!!!
I thought it was in the boot !!!!
