Thought I'd start a thread for us oldsters to say HI to newbies all and sundry.
So - brief introduction.
I've been here for ages - 4 years? I love the forums and I spend a lot of time in the chat rooms on server 3.
Not meeting much at the mo - but always happy to chat and flirt.
Oh, and I have been known to be a tad - how can I put this? - pedantic about English, but I don't bite (much). :giggle:
Who's next?
hi been here nw aprox 2yrs it's ok but alot of time waister's just like any other site realy but apart from that yer it's ok ....jacko....
Welcome newbies.
I've been here a little while now...
Five Years One Month Three days.
I'm very shy dont post much or do much chatting.
Regards
Harry Jones
Hi been here so long, so very long...
Hi Manc here,
It's changed so much recently I no longer know who I am, why Im here, where I'm going, or where I was.
Hells teeth am I lost or what?
Answers on a postcard to the usual address.
ps It's nice here the walls are padded but it's difficult writing home in crayon.
Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
I've become a veteran too! Been here about 4 years now, and it keeps getting better.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
We are virgins to this, its fab! and we cant wait for 1st experience - hopefully tomorrow night!
my name is fabio... of just fabs..... the longer I've been here the shorter its gotten... saves on writers cramp
I have done my 5 years in june ... think I might be up for Parole then (Honestly it was a crime I didn't commit...) at the moment I am a care in the community weekend case....
anyway, first 2 years I was strictly forum.. because... well the chatrooms scared me shitless.... now... I am a server 1 person, can be found in NE, NW, Yorks, Scots and the BBW room..... not because I am any sort of tart (no sniggering at the back... thank you) but because I am a lovely friendly type of guy (again no sniggering at the back)
Helloooooooo folks, im back again, member for 4 yrs almost, cancelled my subscription a couple of months ago due to family probs but im back with a fresh start, look forward to meetin folks old n new xxxx
Hello.
My name is Resonance.
I have served two stints in the hallowed halls of SH. First from 2005-2007 followed by a hiatus and eventual resurrection in late 2008 until now.
I am thirty six feet tall and twice as wide and have a penis so talented it not only makes women orgasm on sight, but can also do the ironing...at the same time. I have hair in all the wrong places and some in the right and I've had sex twice, one of those times with someone else, so I am something of an expert.
I'm genuinely terrifying, odious and mischievious. Given to flowery verbosity and have a love for pulchritudinous ladies with a smile, large boobs and an inordinate desire for fat, bald chaps.
I am also terrible at punctuation.
I also loathe exclamation marks and only use them if forced. It is very much like laughing at your own joke.
I enjoy golf, self-abuse and frightening the morally corrupt or self-righteous, though I am aware golf isn't too popular with many.
I have also never owned a Panda, or attempted a proctological examination on myself.
If you want to have sex with me and my missus, our PM box is that way. I can also give you the address of a good psychologist to help you out. But you'd best have a word with Mrs Res first cos she is a right bugger to persuade to do anything naughty. I got excited the other night when she removed her wellies before bed.
Enjoy yourself, be safe, be sensible, be seen infact, be obscene too.
Toodles
but have been visiting the chatrooms more of late.
:D :D :D 
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